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« on: August 19, 2015, 11:45:05 PM »
I don't think a single one of these scrubs caught the reference.
we are a different breed
4232
« on: August 19, 2015, 11:42:49 PM »
Finding such perfect proportions is a challenge.
BBW blonde is the dream fuck
These women would be fucking gorgeous if they weren't belugas
4233
« on: August 19, 2015, 07:02:29 PM »
Jokes on you. Never had one in the first place.
No challenge to conquer you say?
Now you're just stating the obvious.
STEP YOUR FUCKING GAME UP JIVE.
SMH 
4234
« on: August 19, 2015, 06:14:09 PM »
I want to share a prison cell with Jive and hear his stories about how he gets raped errday cuz he's a pussy ass nigga
I'm way too rich to go to prison
Yeah I guess that's why you do random jobs for people to get by.
Nah those are for fun
4235
« on: August 19, 2015, 06:00:27 PM »
Who has dex for sale
4236
« on: August 19, 2015, 05:58:04 PM »
I want to share a prison cell with Jive and hear his stories about how he gets raped errday cuz he's a pussy ass nigga
I'm way too rich to go to prison
4237
« on: August 19, 2015, 05:50:15 PM »
there's not much to say fam
4238
« on: August 19, 2015, 04:48:24 PM »
i need ai really fucking bad fml
4239
« on: August 18, 2015, 04:51:39 PM »
You people are fucking degenerates.
why
4240
« on: August 18, 2015, 04:49:33 PM »
\m/e.e\m/
4241
« on: August 18, 2015, 04:48:01 PM »
She has a cute face. A girl with a pretty face can get fat and still be fuckable
4242
« on: August 18, 2015, 04:47:15 PM »
Everyone in this thread needs to be banned for derailing my thread
4243
« on: August 18, 2015, 12:40:51 AM »
You cannot understand my troubles
4244
« on: August 17, 2015, 06:44:07 PM »
So, someone should start cutting off bits off your fingers starting from the tip every time you say 'smh'
I've yet to know what the fuck 'smh' means. It's irritating. And it sounds like it'd be fucking irritating even if I knew what it was shorthand for.
Fuck if I know.
'Suck My Hernia?'
'Skullfuck My Head?'
'Sexy Mutant Hillbillies?'
I used to have a hernia
4245
« on: August 17, 2015, 06:30:34 PM »
Happy birthday man! Have a good one 
4246
« on: August 17, 2015, 06:30:11 PM »
I goofd hard. whatever you're feeling down about take solace in the fact that you didn't goof as hard as jive turkey I'm not answering any questions btw, you don't even need to post Fingers crossed 
4247
« on: August 17, 2015, 06:20:44 PM »
Lmaaaooo OP i got sum bad news.....
4248
« on: August 16, 2015, 09:43:36 PM »
I start tomorrow too. Very excited
My sleep schedule has me falling asleep at 4am though so i woke up at 5 today and im going to drink a lot of zzzquil at 9:30pm
4249
« on: August 16, 2015, 09:40:02 PM »
I've never had an official job. I'm trying to keep a steady income through stuff like buying/reselling and irl affiliate marketing.
When i need extra money i have connections that give me temporary jobs and pay under table for a few days. Stuff like moving heavy stuff/cleaning offices/working at hospitals. Right now i have a family friend that can get me work at a funeral home. That should be interesting
Fuck a 9-5
4250
« on: August 16, 2015, 09:33:58 PM »
I hate when that happens srs
4251
« on: August 16, 2015, 09:31:08 PM »
Damn too bad i'm a virgin
4252
« on: August 16, 2015, 12:51:00 PM »
4253
« on: August 16, 2015, 02:38:08 AM »
Not frequently but when I do I go hard. Just got home and jacked off two times in a row. It's been less than 20 minutes and I can already manage a rock hard boner again. Refractory period of peace
4254
« on: August 16, 2015, 12:03:48 AM »
Okay i got one
who was more drunk me o r you
trick question it was you
oh wait a real one
if you could be a girl but it was perm woudl yo do it
Post pics
4255
« on: August 15, 2015, 09:14:58 PM »
Post pics
http://i.imgur.com/R3KNo9L.jpg
What I'm drinking
MIRIN What are your favorite things to do when drunk?
4256
« on: August 15, 2015, 09:11:56 PM »
I would congratulate you but that may be insensitive for now.
Why brah? :l
4257
« on: August 15, 2015, 09:10:43 PM »
Post pics
4258
« on: August 15, 2015, 09:07:57 PM »
>6 eggs
How's your cholesterol b?
Not sure. My doctor took my bloods recently and said i was the healthiest teen theyve ever had. I've also read lots of stuff saying that yolks are the good cholesterol(whatever that means lol). Sometimes i switch them out for straight egg whites though
Is this like a regular meal for you though, like more than a few times a week? 6 eggs seems like a lot to me, upwards near heart disease territory imo. But you know, I'm not a nutritionist.
Everyday lmaaoo
4259
« on: August 15, 2015, 09:07:11 PM »
Yesterday i had
6 eggs with ham and kale/spinach
bagel witg cream cheese
oatmeal
banana
greek yogurt
Footlong subway sandwich with chicken and bacon
apple
cottage cheese
1lb of chicken breast
1 bag of brocolli
1&1/2 cups(dry) of rice
peanut butter
Today I had figs, a grilled cheese sandwich (cooked with cooking spray and provolone cheese on high fiber bread), sushi, yogurt, a vegan microwave burrito with carrots, shiitake, edamame, spinach, and ginger, then I had my two broccoli crowns. I usually don't eat anything processed like that microwave burrito, but I usually have some unusual things when grocery time comes around. You can expect my diet to usually consist of a ton of greek yogurt, avocado, salmon, sweet potato, figs, almond milk, bread and cheese (my guilty pleasure), and oatmeal. I am trying to start getting more kale in my diet.
great diet man. I used to make kale shakes with lots of fruit. Absolutely delicious
I wish I could get more fruit in my diet. Apples are usually too bland and textureless for me to eat unless it's like really late at night. Sometimes mid day if I try to eat an apple, I end up eating like half of it and having no taste for it. I would eat a ton of bananas but bananas only last like 3 days, which is bullshit. Same story with blueberries and blackberries. Blackberries are always way too sour and not mature enough, I don't make oatmeal often enough to warrant buying a ton of blue berries. I am not really sure what fruits to implement into my diet, it's been a struggle for me.
Get a good quality blender man. Fruit smoothies are soooo bomb
4260
« on: August 15, 2015, 08:53:14 PM »
Smh man you caught the autism from them GMOs
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