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4141
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:45:12 AM »
Give me her number bro
4142
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:43:19 AM »
I've seen her before I think
4143
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:39:51 AM »
wut
4144
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:39:26 AM »
wait are those yours?
>.>
Ya
4145
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:32:06 AM »
In n Out man
4146
« on: August 30, 2015, 12:30:50 AM »
pls acknowledge me
4147
« on: August 29, 2015, 11:23:54 PM »
 Sick nips bro
4148
« on: August 29, 2015, 10:07:08 PM »
Don't make sense going to heaven with the goodie goodies dressed in white, I like black tims and black hoodies
4149
« on: August 29, 2015, 09:16:16 PM »
Cause i'm a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell
4150
« on: August 29, 2015, 03:55:50 PM »
Fuck you Roman for making this thread! Why can't you just get laid and shut up already about this shit?
This thread needs to fucking die!
Lol why are you mad at Roman?? He's done nothing to you hahaha strong projecting
4151
« on: August 29, 2015, 04:17:20 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
Sorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.
I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
It's what she would want though man
You're not funny.
I'm not trying to be.
Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.
I need to have a wank m8
Go look up porn then, jerkoff.
Is she hot enough for me to wank to?
Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.
Rate from 1-10
By my standards, 11.
Now shut up. I don't like the direction you're taking this. I'm starting to lose my respect for you.
Not kidding.
Chill out
There's no way she's an 11
There's no way that your tiny dick can satisfy a woman.
It can't, I'm a virgin
4152
« on: August 29, 2015, 04:12:59 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
Sorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.
I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
It's what she would want though man
You're not funny.
I'm not trying to be.
Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.
I need to have a wank m8
Go look up porn then, jerkoff.
Is she hot enough for me to wank to?
Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.
Rate from 1-10
By my standards, 11.
Now shut up. I don't like the direction you're taking this. I'm starting to lose my respect for you.
Not kidding.
Chill out There's no way she's an 11
4153
« on: August 29, 2015, 04:03:19 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
Sorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.
I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
It's what she would want though man
You're not funny.
I'm not trying to be.
Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.
I need to have a wank m8
Go look up porn then, jerkoff.
Is she hot enough for me to wank to?
Hotter than the sun, That's where I'm leaving it at. Now fuck off with this shit.
Rate from 1-10
4154
« on: August 29, 2015, 03:57:37 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
Sorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.
I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
It's what she would want though man
You're not funny.
I'm not trying to be.
Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.
I need to have a wank m8
Go look up porn then, jerkoff.
Is she hot enough for me to wank to?
4155
« on: August 29, 2015, 03:55:21 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
Sorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.
I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
It's what she would want though man
You're not funny.
I'm not trying to be.
Forget it. It's not happening you fucking pervert.
I need to have a wank m8
4156
« on: August 29, 2015, 03:51:27 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
Sorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.
I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
It's what she would want though man
You're not funny.
I'm not trying to be.
4157
« on: August 29, 2015, 03:47:40 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
Sorry, I have standards. Go get your own girlfriend.
I would never do that to her. You should be ashamed.
It's what she would want though man
4158
« on: August 29, 2015, 03:40:11 AM »
You know something? I bet you faggots by the time I lose my virginity, you won't even believe me anyway. Well that's okay. You can keep thinking that, because I'm not going to tell any of you anything about it.
I'm not a fucking bragger. I know what you're thinking "Lol Deci is such a loser, he's never going to get laid"
Yeah, clearly that's the meaning of life. To get laid, because having intelligence, values, and class is for retards. Everyone knows you have to put your dick inside a bunch of girls and cum in them and get HIV and AIDS and then have to pay child support because they're gonna have a baby without your consent.
But that's all life is about! Sex sex sex.
Disregard females, just fuck them right in the pussy, because what are females? Just sex toys really. Right?
Spoiler /obvious fucking sarcasm Post pics of your girlfriends pussy
4159
« on: August 29, 2015, 12:38:44 AM »
....Once again, ignores my advice.
CLEARLY you DON'T want the vagina.
Seriously, fuck vaginas.
Pun intended.
I looked up sex surrogates...meh. Seems strange, plus it's probably expensive.
You're scared of losing your virginity You have money, you have the drive, just DO IT 
4160
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:51:42 PM »
What's wrong with getting a high end escort m8? You have money, housing, and very little responsibilities. I'd save up a bit then take a vacation to Vegas and lose your virginity. The push might help you get actual women and you'd finally be over this stupid block you have set up in your head
4161
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:15:40 PM »
GMO's should be scared of me
4162
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:15:18 PM »
I'm not scared of food smh
4163
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:13:08 PM »
Yup I often go out of my way
Good for you
Thx man 
4164
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:12:11 PM »
I think you're very goofy, but you're a good guy so you're a plus in my book
4165
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:10:42 PM »
4166
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:08:09 PM »
Yup I often go out of my way
4167
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:06:45 PM »
4168
« on: August 28, 2015, 05:05:01 PM »
Goodluck! Are you nervous?
4169
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:42:02 AM »
Brah why do you care so much about Roman having sex?
4170
« on: August 28, 2015, 01:37:25 AM »
I'll take your virginity op
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