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4081
« on: September 05, 2015, 02:40:05 AM »
Am s o drunk taking break eating a pizza gonna gead vack out in 10 minutes.
idgaf about autocorrect
4082
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:29:43 PM »
I'm Harley ^.^
Wow this came out good!
4083
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:29:05 PM »
Most people I ever meet with muscular definition are dwarfed by me.
L.m.a.o
LOL AT MANLETS GETTING ASSBLASTED
I'm 6'2" with a 6'4" shoulderframe and nearly 200lbs of pure muscle on my body. I could literally do anything i wanted to your body and nothing you could do could stop me. I dominate you in every single area of life. Suck my dick PHAGGOT
4084
« on: September 04, 2015, 05:23:50 PM »
Most people I ever meet with muscular definition are dwarfed by me.
L.m.a.o
4085
« on: September 04, 2015, 03:58:22 PM »
No im shy
4086
« on: September 04, 2015, 10:50:41 AM »
You lost your credibility with me as a healthy eater.
You know what I ate today?
I woke up and I went to a cafe, where I had an egg on freshly made bread, with sun dried tomatoes, goat cheese, and spinach, with a side of walnuts, blueberries, strawberries, bananas, and a cup of tea.
For lunch and dinner you know what I had? I had a sweet potato, with some black beans, chopped up a small avocado on it as well. Then for dinner I had non fat greek yogurt, with some more green beans and a few prunes.
Your credibility as a healthy eater is ZERO!
Loaf plz  Your meal actually sounds really good, it's just too little!
4087
« on: September 03, 2015, 11:44:04 PM »
My mother is the most vain naricisstic person I have ever met in my life. She spends tons of time/money to look young (and I admit she looks incredibly young for her age). Loves designer clothing, expensive jewlery, and high end beauty products
My dad on the other hand could not give a shit about what he wears. He has no embarassment and almost no ego. He could be driving $100k cars but nope he's happy with what he has
They get along perfectly which is what i find strange considering how different they are
Your mom sounds amazing
She also can be frighteningly cold
4088
« on: September 03, 2015, 11:27:12 PM »
My mother is the most vain naricisstic person I have ever met in my life. She spends tons of time/money to look young (and I admit she looks incredibly young for her age). Loves designer clothing, expensive jewlery, and high end beauty products
My dad on the other hand could not give a shit about what he wears. He has no embarassment and almost no ego. He could be driving $100k cars but nope he's happy with what he has
They get along perfectly which is what i find strange considering how different they are
4089
« on: September 03, 2015, 10:11:18 PM »
Fight Club!
4090
« on: September 03, 2015, 10:09:47 PM »
Goodluck man!
Tomorrow I'm spending laborday weekend at one of the biggest party schools in california. I will be under the influence numerous drugs hehe
4091
« on: September 03, 2015, 07:22:40 PM »
LMAO @ CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH & VARIETIES OF IT
-Cinnamon
-milk
-wtf
Das knows whats up with the crunchberries those are top tier
4092
« on: September 03, 2015, 05:01:11 PM »
4093
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:40:58 PM »
what if the boyfriend checks you out
I have sex with him to assert dominance
4094
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:39:56 PM »
7 years sounds old then I remember I'm 8 years D:
4095
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:39:06 PM »
I am a GMO
4096
« on: September 03, 2015, 02:38:23 PM »
You are the epitome of everything that is wrong with being a nigger.
What are you some kind of racist?
4097
« on: September 02, 2015, 11:37:19 PM »
I dunno whats going on anymore I've lost control of my thread
4098
« on: September 02, 2015, 11:05:50 PM »
>TFW they stop messaging after they see your cock
Let's not turn this into a NSFW thread I didn't put the tag
It would be... insignificant.
If i pm u a pic of my cock can i trust you to not show anyone?
Eew, gay.
How is that even gay?
4099
« on: September 02, 2015, 11:00:40 PM »
They may only care about physical attraction
Did you just called him dumb subtly?
Nice.
No?
Did you just call me dumb 
4100
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:47:21 PM »
I dont think anyone can take this retard seriously anymore.
I will cuck you and cum on your wifes face
4101
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:39:09 PM »
>TFW they stop messaging after they see your cock
Let's not turn this into a NSFW thread I didn't put the tag
It would be... insignificant.
If i pm u a pic of my cock can i trust you to not show anyone?
4102
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:33:53 PM »
you can either do something to put them off, like fart into your sandwich to give it more 'flavour'; or, you can carry it to the other extreme and start carrying around a pair of brown leather adventuring gloves and a coiled whip hung on your belt, so they'll think, "I could never fit into his world... " sigh
forgive english, i am Russia. i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss. We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though. I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
4103
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:28:11 PM »
>TFW they stop messaging after they see your cock
Let's not turn this into a NSFW thread I didn't put the tag
4104
« on: September 02, 2015, 10:22:58 PM »
Srs smh it's terrible that all these women can't take their eyes off me while they're with their boyfriends and they message me while having a picture of their boyfriend as their backgrounds
Brb becoming a bull for cucks
Not srs
Semi srs
4105
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:01:35 PM »
Wtf
I've spent years thinking it was pronounced "AYE SUSS"
D:
4106
« on: September 02, 2015, 04:55:36 PM »
Hold it in as long as possible
4107
« on: September 02, 2015, 04:53:07 PM »
A most beautiful love story
4108
« on: September 02, 2015, 04:51:25 PM »
GMOs get jove burkey big and strong - jove burkey
4109
« on: September 02, 2015, 04:50:51 PM »
I ironically love the minions lol
4110
« on: September 02, 2015, 01:49:59 PM »
I can count the number of good rappers on my two hands. Drake is not one of them. Rap in general is a heap of dogshit, and you are stupid normie scum for listening to shit like Kanye or Drake or whatever nigger is trending these days.
That's just like, your 'pinion, man. Plus it's trendy to hate on it, anyway. I honestly have to say I didn't really like it at first, but it has grown on me. What do you listen to that makes your bandwagon opinion so valid? Aka:logthefuckoff
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