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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: I frame/shoulder mog 90% of humans
« on: September 20, 2015, 01:09:02 PM »
Tfw ive got no gains
The downside to bulking gains is that my face vloats like a motherfucker so from the head up i look like a fat fucking fat kid

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The Flood / Re: I frame/shoulder mog 90% of humans
« on: September 20, 2015, 01:08:23 PM »
Stop covering your face.
I wonder if he's doing that just to hide him lying about this and the images he posted are different people.
Oh wow, I didn't even think of that...

Jive you phony ass faggot.
I've been exposed  :-[

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The Flood / Re: I frame/shoulder mog 90% of humans
« on: September 20, 2015, 12:59:52 PM »
fuck off
Nobody forced you to click my thread

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The Flood / Re: I frame/shoulder mog 90% of humans
« on: September 20, 2015, 12:58:33 PM »
Stop covering your face.
That is my face

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The Flood / I frame/shoulder mog 90% of humans
« on: September 20, 2015, 12:55:01 PM »
Please rate/comment ect.  :)


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The Flood / I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
« on: September 19, 2015, 11:10:57 PM »
I got sunshine in a bag

I'm useless, but not for long

The future is coming on

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The Flood / Re: What the fuck are you drinking tonight, losers?
« on: September 19, 2015, 10:20:55 PM »
Water and I'm probably gonna be in bed by 11 pm :'( :'(

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever sexted/cybered with someone?
« on: September 19, 2015, 10:20:20 PM »
Never. I'm really bad at that stuff lol it feels awkward

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 19, 2015, 02:08:56 PM »
Kitsunekun would you have sex with Roman Gladiator to become a sep7agon legend?

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:36:50 PM »
How is she not smart brizzy she made it to the Deans list

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The Flood / Re: All too easy
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:30:58 PM »
She's the typical blonde sorority girl anyways. Hot, yes, but not too smart.

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The Flood / Re: I feel myself heavy on the ground
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:11:41 AM »
Heavy on the ground you say?

If you're sinking into the dirt or you're leaving weight indents in concrete it means you're fat Jive.

Why'd you let yourself go ham into those donuts Jive?
You're definitely a cheeky one

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The Flood / I feel myself heavy on the ground
« on: September 19, 2015, 01:08:22 AM »
I'm scared, but I'm not coming down

No no

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He's not, actually.
Sorry I had to break the news to you

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The Flood / Re: You know when you're in prison
« on: September 18, 2015, 04:30:00 PM »
picked up my tray in the cafeteria, went over to the food counter and the guy serving there just turned around bent over and said "today you're eating groceries"
Lmaaaaaooo

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The Flood / Crazy how Donald Trump is going to be the next U.S president
« on: September 18, 2015, 04:28:58 PM »
Take over the world while im on my donald trump shit

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The Flood / Re: Are you hornier when it's hot or when it's cold outside?
« on: September 18, 2015, 12:43:17 PM »
Warm. Especially spring!!!!!!!

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The Flood / Re: Tell me baby
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:38:15 AM »
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

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The Flood / Re: Tell me baby
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:18:29 AM »
Damn nigga stop hitting on me
If i had nice vocals I would seduce all humans with my voice
And if you had a big dick you wouldn't be a permavirgin LMAOOOOOOO
please no i'm sensitive tonight 

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The Flood / Re: Tell me baby
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:05:30 AM »
Damn nigga stop hitting on me
If i had nice vocals I would seduce all humans with my voice

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The Flood / Re: Human evolution, no competition.
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:03:19 AM »
Damn that's a sick reaction pic of Drake lol saved

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The Flood / Tell me baby
« on: September 18, 2015, 01:02:24 AM »
What's your story

Where you come from

And where you wanna go this time oh

Tell me lover

Are you lonely?

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The Flood / Re: Is it time?
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:38:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Front page, bitches!
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:27:27 PM »
I remember when I was like 9 and Jesse McCartney posted on my Myspace account

I was so hyped
I would be too, Jesse McCartney was sick

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The Flood / Re: People you automatically hate
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:26:41 PM »
Gangsters
Socialist PUSSYS
Baseball players(cocky and steal my women smh)
People who drive insanely slow or tailgate me

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The Flood / Re: Front page, bitches!
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:23:04 PM »
Sometimes celebrities reply to my comments on instagram so that's my internet claim to fame

SO FAR

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The Flood / Re: Is it time?
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:21:55 PM »
I should be a minion for halloween!

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The Flood / Re: Do you plan on getting married/having a big wedding?
« on: September 17, 2015, 04:21:20 PM »
I've been a big *anti marriage crew* member for a while but I definitely don't want to be alone when I'm an older aging man so I might get married idk. If I find true love :)

Also just a nice wedding, maybe big if i'm as rich as I want to be and my wife wants it

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The Flood / Re: really beginning to feel the grind now...
« on: September 16, 2015, 04:44:02 PM »
Also vyvanse euphoria lasts like 12 hours

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The Flood / Re: really beginning to feel the grind now...
« on: September 16, 2015, 04:42:30 PM »
vyvanse shits on adderall. Vyvanse gives you all of the focused energy that adderall does without the jitters or hyperactivity. It's like a mega focused calm energy.

A guy I know who does a shitton of drugs said that vyvanse x dabs x going to the gym is the closest thing to the Limitless drug

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