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Life literally becomes whatever you focus on

Attractive people have a much easier time in 1st world countries

All we are is consciousness experiencing experience. It's all just a silly dream


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The Flood / Re: I googled that quiet girl's last name
« on: July 20, 2017, 12:54:22 AM »
Lmao from her perspective: the creepy bug eyed weirdo druggy from work who stares from afar is now stalking her online

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The Flood / Re: hi
« on: July 18, 2017, 12:48:42 AM »
Your regular posting style is very entertaining though maybe incorporate some of that idk

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The Flood / Re: hi
« on: July 18, 2017, 12:48:17 AM »
Bro no offense but your writing is so boring I literally can't even force my eyes to focus on the words they ain't having it

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The Flood / Re: There's this quiet girl at work that I like
« on: July 17, 2017, 02:41:11 AM »
Lemme smash

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac did nothing wrong
« on: July 16, 2017, 03:09:38 PM »
Wow that's my homie I miss that fella smh

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>Be me
> Drive to city I've never been to before to pick up specialty tool  for work.
> Can't find address
> Pull over and ask someone where address is.
> * Oh yeah it's just a left then drive for 2.5km then a right and it's right on the corner.
> Thank you.
> Follow instruction only to find myself in a maze of 1 way streets that go on for miles with no escape roads. 
> You SOB
> Pull over use wifi only to find that the place was only 50m from were I met jackass.
Why the fuck does one need to ask a stranger for directions in an age where google maps, map phone apps, On Star, google earth, and satellites exist
Phones died, my old 88 Tacoma doesn't have On star

>Be me
> Drive to city I've never been to before to pick up specialty tool  for work.
> Can't find address
> Pull over and ask someone where address is.
> * Oh yeah it's just a left then drive for 2.5km then a right and it's right on the corner.
> Thank you.
> Follow instruction only to find myself in a maze of 1 way streets that go on for miles with no escape roads. 
> You SOB
> Pull over use wifi only to find that the place was only 50m from were I met jackass.
Why the fuck does one need to ask a stranger for directions in an age where google maps, map phone apps, On Star, google earth, and satellites exist

some people dont have any of those
some people dont have phones
and god forbid people talk to and help each other out
I know right. People helping other people out god forbid
>Be me
> Drive to city I've never been to before to pick up specialty tool  for work.
> Can't find address
> Pull over and ask someone where address is.
> * Oh yeah it's just a left then drive for 2.5km then a right and it's right on the corner.
> Thank you.
> Follow instruction only to find myself in a maze of 1 way streets that go on for miles with no escape roads. 
> You SOB
> Pull over use wifi only to find that the place was only 50m from were I met jackass.
Why the fuck does one need to ask a stranger for directions in an age where google maps, map phone apps, On Star, google earth, and satellites exist

some people dont have any of those
some people dont have phones
and god forbid people talk to and help each other out
Nah lmao people need to stop being poor
...
no offense but I feel like you have a double digit IQ
Not sure why this made me lmao

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The Flood / Re: Did Luke fuck Leia?
« on: July 16, 2017, 03:07:46 PM »
If it was real life probably

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The Flood / Re: Sep7 short fiction contest
« on: July 16, 2017, 05:11:47 AM »
I'm gonna kill this shit

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I need some beybladez

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The Flood / Re: Been having sex in some pretty weird places lately
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:49:21 PM »
My head hurts from the stupidity of your post.
wtf man

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S/o to the 559 ayyee

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The Flood / Re: Been having sex in some pretty weird places lately
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:19:59 AM »
ok
Contribute to the discussion it's phaggots like you that are killing this site

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The Flood / Been having sex in some pretty weird places lately
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:16:00 AM »
Me and this girl just finished doing it in some backyard


Last week we fucked in the bed of a truck in a random parking lot

She's wild and does not give a fuck once turned on tbh, it's very fun. What other cool places should we hit up next

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:13:55 AM »
You copy/paste this from eHow.com broski?

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The Flood / Re: Do you care that much about being wealthy?
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:30:29 AM »
Also my bad if my threads progressively make less and less sense smh

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The Flood / Do you care that much about being wealthy?
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:26:19 AM »
I never used to care much about being rich

I mean, I used to say ALL THE TIME how I wanted to be rich. And I sorta kinda believed it, but i realized it was only because society pressure you to be.

It wasn't until recently that I learned that I really DO want to be wealthy as fuck, and the reason why is so I can basically fund all of my adventures to mountains and beaches and islands and meditating with monks on Tibetan mountains etc. i don't actually care about fancy cars or houses or watches or clothing. Just adventures

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The Flood / Re: Is Karma real?
« on: July 15, 2017, 02:46:29 AM »
If someone needs the promise of a karmic fairness or divine reward to stay good, then that person is a piece of shit

also no
Why is that person a piece of shit for wanting a reward to stay good? Are they more or less of a piece of shit than people who purposely do bad things?

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The Flood / Is Karma real?
« on: July 15, 2017, 02:41:21 AM »
I believe the universe gives you whatever you put out

I can take advantage of so many people/things thanks to my looks social status money influence, all without any obvious repercussions. However I don't because it makes me feel icky and also I notice when I give out lots of positivity and love I tend to receive more of it, likewise with negativity/hate/manipulation.

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The Flood / The problem with America
« on: July 15, 2017, 02:38:06 AM »
Is that it's become an entity with an ego that's too large. All problems stem from this

Still love you America <3

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The Flood / Re: No one has had a bad workday
« on: July 15, 2017, 02:33:37 AM »
I have.

Work was hell this week. It was so fucking hot and we were having major AC issues, my heartrate wouldn't stop going up and was feeling really lightheaded. I was close to passing out a few times.

Some of you are probably thinking "I wish you did and I wish you died too"

Daily reminder that if I die while I have my job, my mom gets $20,000
Your mom and I are hoping it happens so we can finally take our vacation to Honolulu

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The Flood / Re: Mayweather vs McGregor press conference LOS ANGELES
« on: July 15, 2017, 02:32:05 AM »
These press conference things have been a riot. I like seeing Two giant personalities clashing

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So those are the ones I count on to hate me or overlook me

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The Flood / Re: Okay so, something strange just happened.
« on: July 11, 2017, 02:00:55 PM »
How long ago was this breakup broski

February
What have you done during this time to move on?

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The Flood / Re: Okay so, something strange just happened.
« on: July 11, 2017, 04:29:22 AM »
How long ago was this breakup broski

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 07, 2017, 02:51:31 PM »
On one hand, money is really amazing. The amount of fulfillment I could get with never ending money would be amazing. I'd travel all cross the world. Hike huge mountains and go swimming in crystal clear waters and lay on white beach sands inbetween a giant crescent cliff while the sun sets making the sky look like pink orange Cadbury cream egg filling. I could donate to children's hospitals and buy more books than I could ever imagine reading. I could eat the healthiest most organic foods 24/7 and make my physique absolutely perfect. I could go on Vipassina retreats and meditate with monks. I could go to any concert or music festival I want with my close friends and give THEM tons of joy as well as me. I could practice living in peace in every single moment

Romantic Love is the most beautiful thing but it's not actually real. It's possessive and based off your own inner lack. I would feel guilty almost, to have knowingly chosen for someone to be with me even though we will be struggling financially. There's also a point in love/relationships where you begin to take things for granted. That feeling of wanting something "more" can lead to you feeling pretty unfulfilled even if things are going great. It's really beautiful to share things with someone though, and connect with them and feel as one. It's the best feeling I've ever had so far tbh

So I say fuck this thread cause im gonna have both

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The Flood / Re: Love or money?
« on: July 07, 2017, 02:39:48 PM »
Hmm

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The Flood / Re: Srs question
« on: July 06, 2017, 01:49:51 PM »
Hes just being a normie, looks like a straight up hippy now no hate much love to my boy ✌🏼️

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The Flood / Somehow here is goooooneee
« on: July 04, 2017, 11:04:25 PM »
Lately I've been having really bad breakdowns, followed by extended moments of pure euphoria and acceptance of everything.

Today it's been way more intense than usual. I'd say it's the boiling point. And something will definitely change tonight. I love you guys ✌🏼

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Gross
hey man

please stop wasting air with your existence
It's crazy how I can be completely misogynistic 2 girls and they STILL want me. Smh so easy 2 influence
things that never happened
Women enjoy being treated like trash by attractive men
things a manchild would say
I'm not wrong

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