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Messages - Jive Turkey
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3811
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:18:27 AM »
Fuck you Jive. You gave me a hankering for fucking cheeseburgers.
No place in town open this late where I could get some.
dafuq
First thing I thought of when I read your lines up there.
Sandtrap you are an enigma
3812
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:18:11 AM »
dafuq
YOUR IMAGE IN THE DICTIONARY
THIS LIFE IS MORE THAN ORDINARY
what
Can I get 2 maybe even 3 of these coming from space to teach you of the pleaides
3813
« on: October 09, 2015, 12:16:01 AM »
Guys who jack off to cartoons guys who jack off to wolves guys who jack off to ponys ya'll are all the same to me
3814
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:36:38 PM »
Fuck you Jive. You gave me a hankering for fucking cheeseburgers.
No place in town open this late where I could get some.
dafuq
3815
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:36:16 PM »
dafuq
YOUR IMAGE IN THE DICTIONARY THIS LIFE IS MORE THAN ORDINARY
3816
« on: October 08, 2015, 11:32:34 PM »
Can't stop the gods from engineering
Feel no need for any interfering
3817
« on: October 08, 2015, 07:06:01 PM »
Rarely if ever. Obviously in your super horny teen years you do it, but it just starts to get awkward when you get older. At least for me.
Get the testosterone shots. Trust me. It's like being 13 again. Always fucking horny
How many mg they have you on a week?
3818
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:16:48 PM »
Damn its crazy how my 10/10 probably gets pooped on by old stinky millionaire indians  
3819
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:14:34 PM »
Now i will bang ugly chicks with hot bodies
Not sure where they would rank? Maybe 4 or 5?
a 5 is considered ugly? wouldn't a 5 be average if anything?
I would say the hot body is what bumps them up to 5 status i guess
3820
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:13:44 PM »
I've only had sex with one 8 in my entire life (an actual 8 ) so i guess i average 6
3821
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:11:28 PM »
Haha gay ass niggas ^^^^^
3822
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:10:34 PM »
Now i will bang ugly chicks with hot bodies
Not sure where they would rank? Maybe 4 or 5?
3823
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:08:27 PM »
3824
« on: October 08, 2015, 05:02:23 PM »
this girl could worship satan and want to kill babies but i'd still devour her booty
No matter her beliefs, physically she's a 10
Eh, she's got a nice butt
Face is kinda eh, tho
What's your opinion on my perfect 10/10?  She's 5'10" or 11"
3825
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:57:02 PM »
Maybe Lt. Surge is just delusional and there was no war but the electricity got to his head
3826
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:54:53 PM »
this girl could worship satan and want to kill babies but i'd still devour her booty No matter her beliefs, physically she's a 10
3827
« on: October 08, 2015, 04:52:43 PM »
I'm actually going to be a bull for cucks srs hmu people
3828
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:29:44 PM »
A girls beliefs make little to no difference in how physically attractive she is
3829
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:03:12 PM »
MUZTTRD ON DA BEAT
3830
« on: October 08, 2015, 03:01:03 PM »
Bae
3831
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:50:08 PM »
THE JIG IS UP THE NEWS IS OUT THEY FINALLY FOUND ME
3832
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:45:50 PM »
Waste of time
3833
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:43:41 PM »
sometimes i startle myself with how much better i am than the average human being
Braaaahh retweet
3834
« on: October 08, 2015, 02:38:57 PM »
Just googled
4/10
3835
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:52:21 AM »
Make a sep7agon paper hat and put it in their heads and take pics
Like this one
does that say fucking misc
omg
Google "misc hat" looool so many pets with misc hats
3836
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:51:47 AM »
Im bodybuild, who are you?
3837
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:41:40 AM »
Make a sep7agon paper hat and put it in their heads and take pics Like this one
3838
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:38:05 AM »
My childhood was chill af
3839
« on: October 08, 2015, 12:33:14 AM »
Law man has put an end to my running and i'm so far from my home
3840
« on: October 07, 2015, 04:24:28 PM »
tbh fam not bad at all almost. get them gainz
Thank you sir 
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