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The Flood / Re: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 16, 2015, 08:49:25 PM »
Dear Diary,

Haven't been to my kiniseology class in a few days, went this morning and they ended up switching to a classroom of which i don't know. Fuck.

Came home and watched some tv and then headed out to my second class. Wore a tanktop to school and everyone was looking at me it was amazing. This cute mexican girl who was sitting down dug her eyes into me, and when i made eye contact she wouldm't look away and kept smiling. I spazzed out and attempted a smile back but i think i made a really goofy looking face lol oh well

Gonna go train arms tonight. Excited for that but can't help but feel a little down, i don't know why just one of those moods ::)

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The Flood / Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 16, 2015, 08:44:40 PM »
Going to make this thread a diary of my thoughts and and day. Gonna try to keep it updated. No need to comment its for my personal use. You're welcome to read along though  :)

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The Flood / Re: Last time you Masturbated?
« on: October 16, 2015, 08:21:46 PM »
Twice within the space of an hour earlier.
this ^

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The Flood / Re: Friday night
« on: October 16, 2015, 08:14:40 PM »
Eating this chicken and potatos

Gonna go to the gym later and do arms

Come home and eat a pizza I ordered(cheat day) and watch a movie or somethin'

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The Flood / Re: Heightened spirit activity around Halloween
« on: October 16, 2015, 08:13:22 PM »
Tell me plz

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The Flood / Re: Which sport produces the best athletes?
« on: October 16, 2015, 05:06:58 PM »
Wrestling and it's not even close


He said best athletes, not gayest sport
Hurr durr good one

Wrestlers really are the greatest athletes in all seriousness

They are as limber as top level gymnasts
Unrivaled endurance
Strength of top football players
Lightning fast speed and reaction times
Incredible durability and pain tolerance

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The Flood / Re: Which sport produces the best athletes?
« on: October 16, 2015, 04:52:49 PM »
Wrestling and it's not even close


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The Flood / Re: Why don't you lift weights?
« on: October 16, 2015, 04:42:39 PM »
Lifting is for baby dick closet homos

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The Flood / Re: I'll never be your beast of burden
« on: October 16, 2015, 12:16:01 AM »
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
Well you just might find

YOU GET WHAT YOU NEEEED

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The Flood / Re: I'll never be your beast of burden
« on: October 16, 2015, 12:09:04 AM »
I saw her today at the reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she was gonna meet her connection
At her feet was a footloose man

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The Flood / I'll never be your beast of burden
« on: October 16, 2015, 12:01:20 AM »
Am I hard enough?
Am I tough enough?
Am I rich enough?

I'm not too blind to seeeeeee

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Serious / Re: Bernie Sanders
« on: October 15, 2015, 05:32:06 PM »
Meta I like you a lot, man

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She looked similar to this girl





Except much more modest and humble(we're pretty much a perfect match)
ugly af
Log offyourself
>Jew hair
>Jew nose
>Jew face

No
Less Jew more Persian irl. So beautiful

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She looked similar to this girl





Except much more modest and humble(we're pretty much a perfect match)
ugly af
Log offyourself

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She looked similar to this girl





Except much more modest and humble(we're pretty much a perfect match)

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I thought the girl in the library was the most beautiful girl you'd ever seen.
She's sooo last semester

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Persians are hot.

Dark skin, black hair, two of my most important qualifications for wife material.

Luckily my girlfriend's got both, but it's a Scandinavian thing for her.

Well y'know for my money, Hayley Atwell is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Spoiler





















She's got this very classy and elegant look while remaining super sexy. I'm intoxicated tbh

You both have great taste

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White stands out more and looks more fututre brah

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The OP's post sounds like some commercial I saw a few months back.
my life is a television show

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Quote
Just saw the most beautiful girl
well that's not possible because we didn't meet
coming over now

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The Flood / Just saw the most beautiful girl i've ever seen in my life
« on: October 15, 2015, 03:47:12 PM »
I finished a test early so i walked out of class at a time i'm not normally out and i see the most beautiful girl ever

she was Persian looking with dark black hair and a perfect face, but not the model kind of perfect. Have you ever seen a girl that looks like a normal everyday girl but to you she is outstanding? the perfect that only YOU find perfect nomsayin? That was this girl for me.

We held eyecontact and she smiled and at that moment our entire future flashed before my eyes, everything from our 3rd childs graduation to me lying on my deathbed due to an enlarged heart from steroid abuse

Too bad i was a pussy and choked up and just smiled back instead of saying something smh. Gonna leave class early next time so i can talk to her

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The Flood / Re: What's the point of having a NSFW tab
« on: October 14, 2015, 12:07:56 AM »
I thought NSFW threads were allowed to have nsfw stuff?

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The Flood / Re: Opinion thread
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:27:39 PM »
Every since I left the city you

started wearing less and going out more

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The Flood / Re: Opinion thread
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:22:35 PM »
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN 1 THING

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The Flood / You used to call me on my cell phone
« on: October 13, 2015, 11:19:52 PM »
Late night when you neeed myyy looove

And I know when that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:01:55 PM »
Arnold Schwarzenegger lowkey hated jews cause his dad was a nazi

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The Flood / Re: Why are people on this forum so anti-semitic?
« on: October 13, 2015, 09:56:30 PM »
Jews have brought nothing good to this world

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The Flood / Re: Swear ima put a baby in her*
« on: October 13, 2015, 09:55:39 PM »
Just Jive getting roasted as usual
But i'm not? They're just mad as usual
calling people mad usually just means that you are lol
Not even a little cuz

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The Flood / Re: Swear ima put a baby in her*
« on: October 13, 2015, 09:43:23 PM »
Just Jive getting roasted as usual
But i'm not? They're just mad as usual

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The Flood / Re: Swear ima put a baby in her*
« on: October 13, 2015, 09:36:25 PM »
kill yourself
dang no post about my cock today, what's wrong?
why would he post about something practically nonexistent?
Fuck outta my thread boyo you need to be at least a 4 to post in it

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