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The Flood / Re: The truth of our saltiest users
« on: October 19, 2015, 02:06:57 PM »
Why the fuck do people get so upset at lighthearted threads?? just close your eyes or something lmao it literally doesn't affect you at all

@nexus why do you care so much about him making threads when you've never posted a quality reply the entire 46 days you've been on this website?

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Serious / Re: Never give up your guns.
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:55:10 AM »
I will die before giving up my guns

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The Flood / Re: I'm making a six cheese pizza.
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:48:30 AM »
I haven't had breakfast yet smh

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The Flood / Re: Quest to get to the Island!
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:47:34 AM »
Lol just lol at Elegiac haters

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Post your total time spent online
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:00:58 AM »
18 days and 5 hours

Damn

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The Flood / Re: Worst to Top Star Wars Movie?
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:00:02 AM »
Star wars is boring af

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The Flood / Re: A message for Pip.
« on: October 19, 2015, 10:59:12 AM »
Is that what you meant in my thread when you said you could trust Pip?

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The Flood / Re: Quest to get to the Island!
« on: October 19, 2015, 10:56:40 AM »
Nice vid, quality game. I rate 8/10

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:48:54 PM »
Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
What's your MBTI?

Do you know what it is?
I've taken the test many times randomly. I consistently score ENFP, what about you?
Really? ENFP? I'd have guessed ENTJ.

I'm an INTP, like Sherlock Holmes, Einstein, Das, or Cheat.
Actually I just looked on my phone to see what I had saved from the time before and it was ENTJ. I bounce back and forth between ENTJ and ENFP I guess. The test I just took had me at ENFP

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:44:25 PM »
Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
As soon as I convince my older brother I'm not a psychopath he'll start teaching me "unrestricted" Thai Kickboxing (at least I think that's what he said).
And I'll also get my ass kicked. Apparently he also wants to "bulk me up," so I'll be getting my ass kicked in the gym too.
Hopefully we can get started before I leave my state.
You'll like it, learning to fight is a very humbling experience. It builds lots of self confidence though

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:42:16 PM »
Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol
What's your MBTI?

Do you know what it is?
I've taken the test many times randomly. I consistently score ENFP, what about you?

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:23:53 PM »
Since you have the strength you should/do you take any fighting classes?
I've never taken official classes but when i was in highschool I was very good friends with the entire wrestling team. I would go in the room after school and wrestle with all of them. I ended up getting pretty good for never having official training. I could beat the guys that weighed 30lbs less than me because I would overpower them. Guys my weight would beat me pretty good though.

Also a lot of my friends do MMA and so sometimes I box/spare with them. They usually kick my ass though lol

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The Flood / Re: So today I made a decision
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:19:12 PM »
:O

Why the change?

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The Flood / Re: I saw somebody get shot tonight
« on: October 18, 2015, 02:18:42 PM »
Gonna be the first and say glad you're okay mate
You mean the first to say it after Jive Turkey?

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The Flood / Re: I saw somebody get shot tonight
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:45:27 AM »
Brah this happens at like every other house party where I live lol srs


Glad you're okay though man, fuck people that bring guns when everyone is just trying to have a good time.

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The Flood / Re: Late night throwbacks
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:42:40 AM »
Wow I just love black people

YouTube

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Cindy don't listen to the haters

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The Flood / Re: Late night throwbacks
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:38:43 AM »
Have ya ever met a girl that you tried to date?

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell you a story of my situation

I was talkin to this girl from the U.S nation

YouTube

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Literally no

Like, it makes me question what serious even IS

So I post everything in the flood

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The Flood / Late night throwbacks
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:32:36 AM »
Just sit back and enjoy the song. Maybe post some throwbacks

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: What is your Barber like?
« on: October 18, 2015, 12:14:58 AM »
A 5'9" 25 year old mexican

He workouts and is pretty fit, an extremely good conversationalist. Can talk to anybody about anything.

He has a taper and a fauhawk thing at the top but he honestly gives no fucks, shaved his head bald on the top and left the sides like an old man a few weeks ago just for the fuck of it. Cool dude, gives great haircuts. I always make sure to tip

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:43:47 PM »
You're a cool guy jive.
Thank you spooky skeleton

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:41:52 PM »
Dear diary,

Woke up and made some protein pancakes today. Ate it with some yogurt and juice, then my mom offered to take me out to sushi but canceled last minute because it was going to close in an hour

Played some borderlands 2 which was cool. Haven't played video games in months. Also planning on purchasing some pokemon games soon.

My friend texted me asking if i wanna go to the gym, i usually don't go on weekends but thought eh why not. Trained with him and the sexy latina was there today. She didn't really look my way today though.

Had an okay workout and then went into the dance room with my friend and we took our shirts off and posed and shit lol it was pretty gay but i don't care. Then went and hung out with him for about an hour afterwards and ibjust got home. Gonna eat some chicken and sweet potatos and watch netflix shows.

For the last maybe 2 months i havem't done ANYTHING on friday or saturday night(except for when i went out of town). No idea why. These last 2 months is the best i've EVER looked in my life. People are complimenting me more than ever, my confidenxe and cheekiness is at all time high. Yet these last 2 months are also the most reclusive i've ever been.

I get more girl attention then ever from even hotter girls but i havem't had sex in over 2 months let alone put any effort into talking to any girls

I am more confident and smooth yet I spend my friday and saturday nights alone in my room content with my internet friends and movies

I WANT to go out and stuff but something is holding me back and making me content with just being alone. It's lile the closer to becoming a demigod i become the further i distance myself from people

*kanye shrug*

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The Flood / Re: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:31:40 PM »
Went to the gym, got a good arm workout. Hit a pr of close grip bench and on dumbbell overhead extensions. Some old swole guy came up to me and told me he' sees me putting in work and i look great. My barber saw me and told me I have the genetics to build a perfect body. Boosted  my confidence feelsgoodmane.

Spoiler

Started working out towards the end with this dude who is 3 years older than me. He and my barber were gossiping and i heard some things about the sexy short latina girl from the gym that i have brought up before. The one who always flirts with me and has a pussy boyfriend. They were saying her dad caught her having sex with some other guy and apparantley she cheats on her boy all the time.

Kinda made me mad to hear that idk why, felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:( gonna eat some pizza now. What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids
mirin'

I'm not sure what funny means to you, but I recommend Cr1tikal's videos.
Spoiler
YouTube
Thx man. Used to watch that guy all the time a few years ago, gonna take another peak.

Good job Jive. Now you're selling your brand in style!
thank you sir for the marketable title

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The Flood / Re: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:30:06 PM »
What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids
Watch the entire Beyblade season 1 and 2 in a single sitting fam.
Nigga I was a beyblade master. Used to have like 3 different types of dragoons with the fancy ripcords and everything

Diaries are for 12 year old girls
I am a 12 year old girl

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The Flood / Re: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:28:30 PM »
felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:(

oh god please stop
But Rocket, at least he's being honest about it. Plenty of people think this way, but most of them don't like admitting it.
Jive seems pretty honest overall.
Thanks man


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The Flood / Re: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 17, 2015, 10:27:58 PM »
So basically, every day your barber says you have the body of Thor and women faint at the sight of you?

seems legit
Barbers are certified hypemen and i don't think i've made a woman faint yet

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The Flood / Re: You are in a prison shower...
« on: October 17, 2015, 05:13:42 PM »
I'd probably try to rip his dick off and gouge his eyes out. Then when he's on the floor i'd call him a faggot for trying to sneak up like that(very loud so everyone can hear).

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The Flood / Re: High School is Ending and I Don't Want It To.
« on: October 17, 2015, 05:11:06 PM »
I was very sad when highschool was ending too. A few months after its over though you'll be pretty happy that it is, even if you did enjoy it.

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The Flood / Re: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 17, 2015, 12:55:06 AM »
Went to the gym, got a good arm workout. Hit a pr of close grip bench and on dumbbell overhead extensions. Some old swole guy came up to me and told me he' sees me putting in work and i look great. My barber saw me and told me I have the genetics to build a perfect body. Boosted  my confidence feelsgoodmane.

Spoiler

Started working out towards the end with this dude who is 3 years older than me. He and my barber were gossiping and i heard some things about the sexy short latina girl from the gym that i have brought up before. The one who always flirts with me and has a pussy boyfriend. They were saying her dad caught her having sex with some other guy and apparantley she cheats on her boy all the time.

Kinda made me mad to hear that idk why, felt jealous. Like only i should be the one to have her >:( gonna eat some pizza now. What movie or show should i watch? Or funny youtube vids

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