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3691
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:34:28 AM »
Today was a good day Went to school and sat in my class with no teacher. 5 minutes passed and everyone's lole "omg wheres the teacher wahh should we leave" and I ended up getting bored and leaving. Then everyone followed me out lol Did a ton of my homework in the library during the time I should've had class. Also checked out "Meditations by Marcus Aurelius(sp?)" To get my noggin working. Read se of that and then went to my last class where ot was hot as chit and i was sweating smh. Gave my friend a ride home and he gave me some leftover mexican posole which was good af. Came home and took a nap and then watched netflix Hit legs at the gym today. Felt like a savage. Everyone was staring at me swuattimg and i was breaking my old PRs like nothing. My friend who is pretty buff told me i have "the perfect bodybuilding body. Skin color, frame, height, and musclle shape". Another dude told me in a year i will be one of the best looking guys at the gym feelsgoodmane. Saw my slutty latina <3 we were next to eachother on a lot of machines and on one she asked me 'are you using that" and i said something like "yeah but you can use it for a dollar" and she laughed pretty hard PLUS she was mirin my glutes(they are huge) hnnng shes sexy af Was sitting at the front desk for an hour with my friend who works there. Also saw a legit 10/10(extremely rare irl) and we smiled at eschother ayye Only bad part is i have to eat like 1600 calories still and its already 10:30pm  but i've been in a happy mood all day so its all goood cuz
3692
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:26:06 AM »
Jive seems cool, and also, elegiac, what?
Thanks man 
3693
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:29:12 PM »
He's trash.
If you have any doubts, people like Jive Turkey are fanboys of his music. That's irrefutable proof.
What do you listen to?
3694
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:15:44 PM »
I would go as far as to say Kanye West is the greatest musical artist of the 21st century.
Lol
Who would you say is?
Nobody because it's stupid to compare artists that aren't even in the same genre or scene.
So....Kanye stands uncontested?
3695
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:14:11 PM »
If your body matches what your eyes can do
3696
« on: October 21, 2015, 06:11:31 PM »
I would go as far as to say Kanye West is the greatest musical artist of the 21st century.
Lol
Who would you say is?
3697
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:58:41 PM »
I would go as far as to say Kanye West is the greatest musical artist of the 21st century. Many people are put off by his ego and don't even bother to listen to his music. Doesn't really matter though because those people=irrelevant. I on the otherhand can relate to his over inflated sense of self worth, which makes his music all the better to me. He is incredibly versatile. I'll post some of my favorites of his. The entire My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album is perfect but for variety i'll post different stuff. Inb4 hurrdurr autotune music
3698
« on: October 21, 2015, 12:10:04 AM »
Would you like to join Fox Clan?
Yeah :]
3699
« on: October 21, 2015, 12:08:28 AM »
Woke up today and made a protein pancake. Headed to class and felt very studious today. Took good notes and learned a lot. Got home and made some ground beef and rice. I made the rice differently today. Put some melted butter in it and some parmesan cheese hnnnnng it was good.
Watched netflix for a bit and then hit the gym. Was having a very intense workout when the girl I had a crush on a while ago walks in with this dude our age that I know. They were working out together and normally it would've bothered me a shit ton(i get very jealous, always ahve idk why) but I just felt nothing. I actually almost felt anger but not towards them or anything just inside me(edgy). Felt very numb the entire time idk it was weird. Could see her sneaking glances at me but I didn't even look in her direction. Came home and showered and ate.
Originally for halloween i planned on going to my friends college 3 hours away with another friend. One of the biggest party schools in california. Well my friend that I was going with texted me that he can't go because he is working. And to top things off, this other dude who HATES me is going up there that same day to stay with the same friend who lives there. He is unreasonable and acts like a complete child. So now I'm driving up there alone and I'm hoping there won't be any hostility between us. Knowing him the minute he sees me he'll throw a fit and ruin the mood for everyone. Smh
Also I was feeling numb but I just jacked off and now I'm in my feels :/
3700
« on: October 20, 2015, 06:00:07 PM »
You posted your ass in a forum filled with guys. You're a faggot.
Don't be such a homophone
3701
« on: October 20, 2015, 05:59:40 PM »
I could knock out Ronda Rousey
3702
« on: October 20, 2015, 04:53:42 PM »
u mirin?
tbh i'd want you to plant my seed
Coming over now
lol if you wanna drive to california
You know I'd walk 1000 miles 
3703
« on: October 20, 2015, 04:49:14 PM »
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Could've gone my whole life without ever having to hear that
3704
« on: October 20, 2015, 04:48:41 PM »
The only downside to being a teen is being scared of college
You still have plenty of time
3705
« on: October 20, 2015, 04:45:54 PM »
u mirin?
tbh i'd want you to plant my seed
Coming over now
3706
« on: October 20, 2015, 04:43:13 PM »
Saw some 8-10 year olds getting dropped off by the bus and run with their oversized backpacks into their homes. Probably going to eat mac and cheese and watch disney channel. Not a care in the world. Truly the best age to be
3707
« on: October 20, 2015, 04:40:02 PM »
is this a picture thread?
i've never posted my face before
if jive can post his ass face, so can you, we believe in you!
psted it on the big picture thread but here you go
u mirin?
3708
« on: October 20, 2015, 02:13:47 PM »
God you are a faggot.
You're the one on an internet forum looking at a picture of a 17 year old boys asscheeks lmfao Do yourself a favor and kill yourself
3709
« on: October 20, 2015, 01:55:44 AM »
I keep looking at this picture like damn that is a juicy ass
3710
« on: October 20, 2015, 01:01:18 AM »
Can't stump the RUMP
3711
« on: October 20, 2015, 12:53:38 AM »
Nutcracker men in the back are gonna show your ass why they're called nutcrackers.
Hahaha i KNEW there was going to be a joke about those 
3712
« on: October 20, 2015, 12:52:02 AM »
Good choice man
3713
« on: October 20, 2015, 12:50:52 AM »
I have accepted my role as a mutant 
3714
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:11:10 PM »
Lmao
3715
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:08:42 PM »
Hey have you ever considered getting into a pine of work that requires strength, like the military or something like that?
Nope but sometimes i help people move
3716
« on: October 19, 2015, 09:08:20 PM »
Dear diary Last night I couldn't sleep and had to wakeup kinda early so i decided to take some nyquil/zquil to knock me out. Well i couldn't find the measuring cap so i jusy drank it from there but i ended up swallowing waaaaay too much. I was lying in my bed and everything felt weird and i was lowkey panicking. Then i tried to move and it was all really slow, like i was underwater or in space. Had a crazy dream where i went to a spa to get a happy ending from a cute asian girl but the spa was practically a maze and i didn't end up finding her Woke up and went to school. Was still very sleepy because of the nyquil. In one of my classes this 40y/o miss piggy looking bitch kept talking about how much she loves gay people ugh it was so annoying Was sitting outside my friends class and this girl who i had a kinda big crush on a year ago comes up to me to say hi. She is really into me but we never do anything cause she has a longterm bf(ive made threads about her before). I walk her to her car and then go on a patch of grass under a tree to take a nap This cute girl i've talked to before whos name i don't know comes up to me and sits by me, hugs me and says "hi boyfriend" and i say "whatsup babe" cause we don't know eachoghers names LOL. In my astronomy class we lineup outside to look into a telescope and the teacher wants to take a group photo. Everyone is like "bleehhh" but i get right jn the front next to the teacher and smile reaaaal big lol prolly looked goofy I go home and eat some ice cream then pass out for two hours. Woke up, did some homework, ate oatmeal and now gonna go to the gym. Ut's bsck day, wearing a brand new stringer i've had for years so i'll probably take pics k peaceoutbye
3717
« on: October 19, 2015, 08:24:20 PM »
Lol. But think about how much I've improved since then, convinced two different women to give me head the first time meeting them.
You did good bro. Especially getting the second time so quick. Only way you can go is up srs
3718
« on: October 19, 2015, 07:55:18 PM »
Pics brizzy
Kinda cool how once you pass a checkpoint of doing something sexual it's easy to get it again huh?
3719
« on: October 19, 2015, 02:08:27 PM »
I haven't had breakfast yet smh
Would you like to join Fox Clan?
ya sure
3720
« on: October 19, 2015, 02:07:56 PM »
You can't see me my time is now
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