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Messages - Jive Turkey

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Wow really, you're going to expose me like that?

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The Flood / Re: Come on down to Bungleboards
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:03:58 PM »
Can I post pics of my body over there?

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:09:54 PM »
You guys are morons if you think it's because of not having seen the movies

It's because she's ugly/way below his standards
Roman does not deserve to have any standards.

He should honestly take what he can get.
He has the standards of a slayer. Wants 7-8-9s but he doesn't have the requirements to get a girl lile that, so he goes for very low ugly/fat/insecure girls to protect his ego.

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The Flood / Re: Why do I hate people (srs)
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:04:23 PM »
Went to a mates' gig last night and met this chill group of around 30 people. It was pretty sweet man, maybe you're just around too many dramatic people?
I don't think it's them man, all of the people I associate with are pretty good people. Friendly, nice, considerate. Not much drama or anything with them. It's me, and I can recognize that i'm being absurd but idk why

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 23, 2015, 09:02:10 PM »
You guys are morons if you think it's because of not having seen the movies

It's because she's ugly/way below his standards

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The Flood / Re: Why do I hate people (srs)
« on: October 23, 2015, 08:27:23 PM »
Weren't you socializing and having people compliment and bow before you like 3 days ago?
Yes and today I avoided as many people as I could so they wouldn't talk to me. I feel like I couldn't even force myself to act interested in whatever they had to say.


I'm not usually like this though. Just a lot more frequently in the last few weeks

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The Flood / Why do I hate people (srs)
« on: October 23, 2015, 07:50:14 PM »
Lately i've been really holding a lot of hate towards people

I just find almost everyone so annoying, to the point where I can't stand being around them or even reading anything they put on social media or whatever. The only people i can stand are my mom, brother, and like 4-8 good friends.

I used to be a social butterfly and but now I just want everyone to leave me alone

Wat do

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The Flood / Re: Jive Turkeys ass is not human (pics) (sfw)
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:37:52 PM »
Hot topic


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The Flood / Re: Anyone been following Hurricane Patricia?
« on: October 23, 2015, 02:36:18 PM »
Donald Trump has called upon his wrath

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The Flood / Re: I don't got no type
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:09:47 PM »
Too many Urkels on your team that's why ya wins low

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The Flood / Re: I don't got no type
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:07:29 PM »
I fantasized 'bout this back in Chicago
Mercy, mercy me, that Murcielago
That's me, the first year that I blow
How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo

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The Flood / Re: freaky nasty gross TRAPS
« on: October 23, 2015, 01:11:37 AM »
Sometimes i like to go on reddit.com/r/aww and just smile

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The Flood / Re: freaky nasty gross TRAPS
« on: October 23, 2015, 01:02:07 AM »

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The Flood / Re: freaky nasty gross TRAPS
« on: October 23, 2015, 01:01:22 AM »
That feel when super buff but three inches erect
I use a rubber penis that goes over my real life one

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The Flood / Re: freaky nasty gross TRAPS
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:59:17 AM »
yo that feel when you fall in love with a girl but then find out she's super super young

Wtf is in the water, man

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The Flood / NSFW freaky nasty gross TRAPS
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:53:36 AM »
freaky nasty gross grody true freak of nature


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The Flood / Re: Do you ever want to have kids?
« on: October 23, 2015, 12:05:36 AM »
I kinda want to. I have a deep primal urge to spread my seed. Honestly i'd impregnate a lot of women if there were no consequences

But future steroid abuse will prolly leave me infertile lol and i have a low inhibition yolo attitude with no regards to what my future self might want smh

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The Flood / Re: Weird Things Within the Last 4 Days
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:06:00 PM »
My dream was really dirty I didn't even write it in my dream journal lol

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The Flood / What should I be for halloween?
« on: October 22, 2015, 08:04:40 PM »
Looking for something kinda easy, that I can show of my physique but also not look like a douchebag.

Best idea i have right now is going as Rambo

Tight blank tanktop
Camo Pants
Black combat boots
red headband thingy
facepaint
Straps with fake bullets(idk what they're called)
watergun full of alcohol

Any recommendations?

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The Flood / Re: 10/10 rap albums
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:24:24 PM »

Ehhhh

I'd give it a 9.5 because I don't like Jay Z
Everybody wanna know what my achilles heal is

LooooOOooOovvvVVeeee

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The Flood / Re: 10/10 rap albums
« on: October 22, 2015, 07:12:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Honest Question
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:28:09 PM »
Om this bulk I average 3 poops a day

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The Flood / Re: Honest Question
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:26:22 PM »
I also have to get completely naked when I poop

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The Flood / Re: Honest Question
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:25:48 PM »
Only when i'm pooping

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: October 22, 2015, 06:19:41 PM »
Literally just tell her you lost interest and go no contact. it's that fucking easy man, you're both adults lol.

Don't say it with a "there might still be something" tone either, say it like the heartless nigga you've truly become

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:07:01 AM »
Jive seems cool, and also, elegiac, what?
What what? What is this?
What is fox clan, and why do you want Jive to join?
I've already asked you to join twice, if you'll remember.

YouTube

Fuckin lol i definitely need in on this

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 22, 2015, 12:34:53 AM »
Pic of my upper back from yesterday lookin juicy


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