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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:36:41 AM »
I like how you used an amateur pic, vs a clear cut model for your examples.






They all share common facial characteristics (as do low test men). Doesn't matter what pic i use

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:31:53 AM »
I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Having high testosterone is good genes. And you are not very attractive facially sorry tbh, I can point out why if you'd like. You're not ugly either if that makes you feel better

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:15:44 AM »
dude you're a grown man and you're hornier than an 18 year old gay guy. you really need help.
He's on testosterone srs

It turns you into a horny dog
is that a gym thing
Testosterone is a steroid so yeah I guess kinda

but his is prescribed by a doctor so it's a lower dose, safer and legal. Lucky bastard
>wanting more testosterone in your body so bad you're actually paying for it
The benefits of more testosterone are crazy
Not really
Actually prenatal and pubertal testosterone is everything. Test at any age is good though. You have no idea what you're talking about tbh
yeah and most people don't need to supplement it to begin with

you're a joke tbh
Most people in our generation are lacking testosterone tbh. Prenatal and Pubertal test pretty much determines a persons life.

Example of a person who had low pubertal test and received minimum test in the womb(Kinda looks like you doesn't he?)


Big upperhead with a small weak jaw and lower face. Practically no facial width. Retruded maxilla. His hobbies are probably video games and MLP/other cartoons. Definitely very minimal female attention, or if he does they're sub 5 and don't fulfill any primal desire because they're ugly and just make him feel worse. Most likely not respected by other men. Most likely very submissive and maybe a little bitter about life.

High prenatal and pubertal testosterone



Well developed protruding maxilla. Big square jaw, high cheekbones. A pronounced eyebrow ridge. Muscular neck and big bones/frame. Due to his high testosterone this guy has been playing sports since he was a toddler to release aggression. His high test would make him excel in sports. Higher testosterone also results in tons of confidence and lowered inhibitions. Due to his good looks, low inhibition, and status due to sports he has had success with attractive women since middle school. All the positive reinforcement he receives boosts his ego even more. He is happier, healthier, more confident, and has overall a better life than the male with low testosterone.

Hormones are one of the game changers in determining a persons life

Not to mention all of the psychological effects more testosterone has on a male including

More ambition
Higher sex drive
Healthier
Better well being overall
+tons more (look it up it's everywhere)

I literally do not expect you to understand any of this because you have low testosterone and will cope as hard as you can to think you're right so whatever tbh

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 01:48:32 AM »
dude you're a grown man and you're hornier than an 18 year old gay guy. you really need help.
He's on testosterone srs

It turns you into a horny dog
is that a gym thing
Testosterone is a steroid so yeah I guess kinda

but his is prescribed by a doctor so it's a lower dose, safer and legal. Lucky bastard
>wanting more testosterone in your body so bad you're actually paying for it
The benefits of more testosterone are crazy
Not really
Actually prenatal and pubertal testosterone is everything. Test at any age is good though. You have no idea what you're talking about tbh

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 01:22:10 AM »
dude you're a grown man and you're hornier than an 18 year old gay guy. you really need help.
He's on testosterone srs

It turns you into a horny dog
is that a gym thing
Testosterone is a steroid so yeah I guess kinda

but his is prescribed by a doctor so it's a lower dose, safer and legal. Lucky bastard
>wanting more testosterone in your body so bad you're actually paying for it
The benefits of more testosterone are crazy

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 01:02:35 AM »
dude you're a grown man and you're hornier than an 18 year old gay guy. you really need help.
He's on testosterone srs

It turns you into a horny dog
is that a gym thing
Testosterone is a steroid so yeah I guess kinda

but his is prescribed by a doctor so it's a lower dose, safer and legal. Lucky bastard

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 01:00:00 AM »
dude you're a grown man and you're hornier than an 18 year old gay guy. you really need help.
He's on testosterone srs

It turns you into a horny dog

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The Flood / Re: Dear Jivary: The Diary of Jive
« on: October 27, 2015, 12:48:28 AM »
Had a good day today

Got to school like 30 minutes early so I sat in my car and listened to old rock. Went to class and find out my grade for my test which was OKAY. Got out early and went to the cafeteria and chilled a bit. Then as I walked to my second class there was a p.e. class or volleyball idk, but they were jogging around the area. My friends hot older sister saw me and said "Jive Turkey you just love attention don't you" and i was like what and she said because I was wearing a superman shirt and it made me stand out.

Then after talking to her for a bit I kept walking and this reaaaallly cute short mexican girl who was also jogging bumped into me and we stared at eachother for a bit. I think she did it on purpose though because I spotted her from the second i saw them running and she glanced my way before that so she knew i was coming smh. Got to my class and found out we had a test that I had no idea about. Some guy gave me a free scantron test thingy and I know I aced it. Then I ate my lunch of chicken and rice and took a nap under a tree while some girl was on the phone yelling for a straight hour to her boyfriend about him liking other girls pictures.

Finished my last class and hungout with some friends for like 30 minutes. Felt good to interact with people some more. Got home and ate tons of cereal and then picked up my brother from football. Then I hit the gym and had a fantastic workout. Hit heavy ass dumbbells and my gym idol saw me and told me I looked great. THEN this guy who also trains some of the major bodybuilders came up to me and told me how me and this one other dude are the only guys he sees in the gym our age with great work ethic and potential and gains. He told me if i ever want to take things to the next level to contact him :O

I was finishing up but then my good friend got there so I decided i needed more socialization so I worked out with him. Also I was wearing a tiny stringer. THEN my old love showed up with her new boyfriend  >:( and she kept staring at me and when I looked at her she smiled a ton and came up to me to talk to me. Throughout the 2nd workout she kept staring at me feelsgoodmane

As I was leaving the gym two other friends pull up and I talk to them for like half an hour in the parking lot. Got invited to 2 different halloween parties. Something I tried to do today was not judge anyone. Feels like it made me more approachable or something idk because I had been a hermit for a while and today I started sparking up tons of old connects. We'll see where this goes

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 12:28:21 AM »
Your trt dose is too high lol

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The Flood / Re: I'm no longer le ebin STEM master race
« on: October 26, 2015, 12:05:25 PM »
i'm gonna be so fucking rich idk how yet tho

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The Flood / Re: Goal of the Week Thread
« on: October 26, 2015, 10:30:57 AM »
This is a good thread

D:
-Finish all of my homework and essays before they're due for this week
C:
-Bench the 100lb dbs for reps
-Eat 4000 clean calories everyday
Get my halloween costume all set up
B:
-Make 200 dollars somehow by this week
A:
-Get over my sudden dislike for people and antisocialness

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The Flood / Re: There's a fucking cricket in here.
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:45:49 PM »
Cover your room in chocolate then eat him

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The Flood / Re: Ignore list
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:44:56 PM »
Good thing I don't give a fuck about cars.
When did you turn into such a bitch? A few weeks back you wouldn't really be hostile at all and now it seems like most of your posts are you attacking someone.

Chill out.
Spoiler
Not having a good time irl but I don't really think that's much of a big deal
Taking it out on people isn't the answer.

It's obviously a big enough deal to change how you act.
When did you become a therapist? Fuck off.
I prefer to fuck on if you know what I'm sayin
You're literally trying to lecture people about how they post when you are no more a shitlord than anyone else. Kill yourself.
No LESS of a shitlord. He's definitely more of a shitlord than some people.
Yeah, you're right. Thank you Verb. Kinda tired.
It's the depression

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Serious / Re: Heightism
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:39:20 PM »
It is pretty real. Don't feel like going into detail. However it is way more prevelant on the internet. Not nearly as big of a deal as internet makes it seem though. Still does play a part in the grand halo effect of it all

The discrimination you talk about is MUCH more true when it comes to facial aesthetics smh

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The Flood / Re: Ignore list
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:30:30 PM »
Few more to be added challenger been removed. Gold star for you
where am i

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The Flood / Re: instances where you should report your own post
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:26:49 PM »
If your name is Loaf

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The Flood / Re: Girls need to stop using so much tp
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:20:14 PM »
I take 3 shits a day

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The Flood / Re: Ignore list
« on: October 25, 2015, 10:19:26 PM »
Hey xsean I like you mayne keep up the good work

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The Flood / Re: DNP
« on: October 25, 2015, 05:39:30 PM »
DNP is also the most powerful fatloss drug available. Lots of bodybuilders use it

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The Flood / Re: Best Pixar movies
« on: October 25, 2015, 05:37:21 PM »
The Incredibles is my favorite, I've watched it at least 6 times and i rarely rewatch movies

A Bugs Life is second because I have major nostalgia from it. That was the Pixar movie i was obsessed with as a child

I also like Ratatouille and Finding Nemo

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The Flood / Re: Mixed black chicks are sexy asf
« on: October 25, 2015, 01:18:19 AM »
Currently trying to win over this god-tier mixed girl

Wish me luck fam
May zyzz be with you

Never appreciated mixed girl beauty until recently

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The Flood / Re: Mixed black chicks are sexy asf
« on: October 25, 2015, 01:17:30 AM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Mixed black chicks are sexy asf
« on: October 25, 2015, 01:16:12 AM »
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Mixed black chicks are sexy asf
« on: October 25, 2015, 01:08:35 AM »
I'll die under there

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The Flood / Mixed black chicks are sexy asf
« on: October 25, 2015, 01:03:43 AM »
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The Flood / Re: Hello.
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:34:26 AM »
Just kidding

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The Flood / Re: Hello.
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:33:18 AM »
Hey I remember you

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The Flood / Re: I'm probably the closest thing to god on this forum
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:31:06 AM »
I used to think like you, until I learned the truth(that i'm a demon)

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The Flood / I knew this dude in highschool that sucked a dogs dick
« on: October 25, 2015, 12:30:15 AM »
Is that immoral?

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The Flood / Re: Come on down to Bungleboards
« on: October 24, 2015, 08:06:01 PM »
Can I post pics of my body over there?
they don't allow gore
Where is the like button???(mobile)

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