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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Netflix and Chill
« on: November 02, 2015, 11:10:06 PM »
I hate that netflix and chill meme bullshit

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: November 02, 2015, 05:16:51 PM »
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship
He broke up with her because she didn't like stuff that mainly guys like
Nope, that's what he wants you to think. It makes him look better. You think if she looked like this

Spoiler

or whatever romans real 10/10 is that he would dump her because she doesn't like star wars? Wrong buddy boyo, he would do everything in his power to try and keep her. In reality she probably looked like this

Spoiler

and he needed to gtfo of there as fast as possible

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The Flood / Re: Recommend me a good book.
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:35:52 PM »
Godel, Escher, Bach

it will become your best friend
Have you read I Am a Strange Loop?

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The Flood / Re: I feel like an asshole
« on: November 02, 2015, 04:34:43 PM »
He didn't break up with her because of video games you fucking goobers it's because she was not near his standards but he still wanted companionship

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Great victory 8)

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for a serious answer, it's not bad at all and don't look at it that way. Comparing yourself to other people is bad brah. I mean it's good, but it's also bad. 

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srs question for the machos of the flood.
Wow, what a loser. I've had enough to fill a stable.
LMaaaaoooo

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Elegiac is a cool guy, all of his posts have a childfull playfulness to them

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The Flood / Re: I am mentally ill
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:31:04 PM »
Feel like a lion

Cringe @ this thread smh

Still mentally ill tho

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The Flood / Re: I am mentally ill
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:36:49 AM »
Those had better be some really shitty song lyrics there, Jive.
Genuinely made me lol

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The Flood / I am mentally ill
« on: October 29, 2015, 12:27:22 AM »
I am not a stable person

Just want to be numb don't want to turn to drugs tho

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The Flood / Re: shaving body hair
« on: October 28, 2015, 08:00:42 PM »
I acyually grow very little hair anywhere other than my head snd pubes and ass. I shave my ass sometimes and that'll clear it for 6 months. Don't have visible arm hair and i have the armpits of a 13 year old blonde boy smh
lol don't want advice from some masculine ape like you
I wasn't offering any advice, I was commenting that my body is practically hairless

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The Flood / Re: shaving body hair
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:53:15 PM »
I acyually grow very little hair anywhere other than my head snd pubes and ass. I shave my ass sometimes and that'll clear it for 6 months. Don't have visible arm hair and i have the armpits of a 13 year old blonde boy smh

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The Flood / Re: Which member would you raise a baby with?
« on: October 28, 2015, 07:51:20 PM »
Loaf LOL that nigga would probably eat it

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever met another Floodian?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:27:14 PM »
My friend who got me into video games was one of the mods of a huge group in like 09


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The Flood / Re: These words are my own
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:25:53 PM »
That's all I got to say

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The Flood / Re: Why Was Elegiac Banned?
« on: October 28, 2015, 01:25:01 PM »
Damn that was my nigga :/

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:27:11 PM »
I love when gay dudes hit on me srs lol

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The Flood / Re: What fast food restaurant has the best breakfast?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:09:22 PM »
Carls Jr

I don't eat fast food breakfast though

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The Flood / Re: These words are my own
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:07:30 PM »
THREW SOME CHORDS TOGETHER
THE COMBINATION D-E-F
IT'S WHO I AM, IT'S WHAT I DO
AND I WAS GONNA LAY IT DOWN FOR YOU
TRY TO FOCUS MY ATTENTION
BUT I FEEL SO A-D-D
I NEED SOME HELP, SOME INSPIRATION
(BUT IT'S NOT COMING EASILY)
WHOAH OH!
TRYNNA FIND THE MAGIC
TRYNNA WRITE A CLASSIC
DON'T YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU KNOW, DON"T YOU KNOW?
WASTE BEEN FULL OF PAPER
CLEVER RHYMES SEE YOU LAAAATTEERR

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever had gf?
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:04:30 PM »
Yeah i've had 3 official ones

Never lasted more than 3 months

First one i fell in love with smh but she broke my heart kinda but now I look way better/have more friends and she is lowkey obsessed with me

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The Flood / Re: I act tough and all online, but IRL I'm more of a guy who
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:01:15 PM »
I am actually very humble and nice irl

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The Flood / These words are my own
« on: October 28, 2015, 12:00:08 PM »
I love you i love you i love you i love youuuu!  :)

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:25:29 AM »
I plan to take advantage of rich old men in the coming years
No you don't
Yes i will be a camguy

*no homo*
Please explain.
I will flex and stuff for old rich men online and they will send me money  :)

But no homo

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:24:51 AM »
Yeah if I was ever stupid enough to take the offer, I think it'd be under the assumption of me hurting him.


This fear is turning to anger quickly...
lol wat, calm down. Have you never been hit on by a guy before?

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 03:00:53 AM »
I plan to take advantage of rich old men in the coming years
No you don't
Yes i will be a camguy

*no homo*

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The Flood / Re: How many pairs of shoes do you own?
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:59:59 AM »
White vans
Janowskis
Leather vans
Green exercise shoes
Orange nike freeruns
Cowboy boots


That's it smh. My brother is a huge sneakerhead and has like 15+ shoes they're all pretty dope

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather protect or be protected
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:57:25 AM »
Protect! I get off on the idea of protecting people idk man

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The Flood / Re: So, this happened today....I feel sick....
« on: October 28, 2015, 02:56:35 AM »
I plan to take advantage of rich old men in the coming years

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The Flood / Re: Going down
« on: October 27, 2015, 02:39:22 AM »
I'd rather have low testosterone. Not everyone wants to be a manly alpha male, man. You're going to have to accept that.

And please. I'm obviously way more attractive, facial-wise, than both that kid and you. Testosterone doesn't matter when you just have good genes.
Having high testosterone is good genes. And you are not very attractive facially sorry tbh, I can point out why if you'd like. You're not ugly either if that makes you feel better
Testosterone has nothing to do with genes. You say that it increases all of this shit, yet girls have literally none and seem to manage.

Anyway, I'd love for you to try and explain that - go for it. I'm far from ugly, and definitely cuter than you, but that has literally nothing to do with this thread.
"test has nothing to do with genes" confirmed retard

"yet girls have literally none" no shit because they're girls, estrogen is their thing. And girls do have test

I'd say you're closer than farther tbh


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