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3571
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:28:50 PM »
I don't grow facial hair. But my uncle didn't either until like 23, and then he suddenly grew a thick as fuck beard it looks dope. SO I'm hoping it happens to me
3572
« on: November 05, 2015, 04:27:34 PM »
This is what I ate yesterday:
banana
yogurt
egg/oatmeal pancake
protein shake
600 calories of trail mix
2 cans of tuna
cup(dry) of rice
banana
ham and cheese sandwich
16 ground beef tacos with cheese
some m&ms
Lazy day
3573
« on: November 05, 2015, 01:11:35 AM »
Fuck the winter for being cold and making everyone pair up to be snuggle buddies
I'm a lone wolf motherfucker
3574
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:55:29 AM »
I have a couple different groups of friends/cliques. my closest ones that I am good friends with left to different schools/are busy so I don't see them as often.
In my second group, all of them met and became friends in like 5th grade. I met them during my jr/senior year of highschool. Although I was heavily included in a lot of things back then recently i started realizing I was more of a peripheal member to them, while I was thinking I was deep inside. I don't really hangout with them anymore because I wouldn't get invited to things
However they're starting to invite me a lot more lately, prolly cause of my gains smh
3575
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:37:21 AM »
I don't find eating all that appealing, honestly.
Since we're getting mundane chores off the table here.
I honestly wish I didn't have to sleep. I think I may one day just die of exhaustion because I forgot to go to sleep for a week or something.
I used to be like that but now I look forward to sleep. It's a time where I don't have to think about anything. Like all of reality just fades away for a brief moment.
3576
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:36:11 AM »
I don't find eating all that appealing, honestly.
Since we're getting mundane chores off the table here.
What do you usually eat?
Nothing.
These days I only seem to remember to eat just enough to keep me going. Usually potatoes of some kind.
Is it because of the medication/treament? You gotta eat man, need sustenance 
Na. Heavy stuff is gone. I can eat more than simple mush without puking. Can eat whatever I feel like now.
That's the point though. I don't really feel like it.
Have you looked into medical marijuana? I feel like you could benefit form it
3577
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:13:49 AM »
I don't find eating all that appealing, honestly.
Since we're getting mundane chores off the table here.
What do you usually eat?
Nothing.
These days I only seem to remember to eat just enough to keep me going. Usually potatoes of some kind.
Is it because of the medication/treament? You gotta eat man, need sustenance
3578
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:06:05 AM »
I don't find eating all that appealing, honestly.
Since we're getting mundane chores off the table here.
What do you usually eat?
3579
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:05:07 AM »
Like I could be having some bad bitch grinding on me with her pussy lips gripping my dick but instead i'm here in a pool of my own sweat fiddling with my 2 inch cock watching some coked out latina getting her already destroyed anus get pounded for the hundreth time
L M A O I am going to use this gif often
3580
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:03:59 AM »
Pics of your arm?
It went away already but imagine big bite marks deep on my forearm lol
3581
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:03:26 AM »
Too much to read, but I've been having a lot of dreams where I've been getting stabbed. Not nicely by a penis, either. And it really, really hurts.
You actually feel it?
Yes and no, I'm not sure how to exactly explain it.
Like, I don't know what it's actually like to be stabbed, but I know in my dream it's supposed to hurt, so my mind makes up some pain from the times I've been cut and what not.
I know exactly what you mean, srs
3582
« on: November 05, 2015, 12:01:36 AM »
Like I could be having some bad bitch grinding on me with her pussy lips gripping my dick but instead i'm here in a pool of my own sweat fiddling with my 2 inch cock watching some coked out latina getting her already destroyed anus get pounded for the hundreth time
3583
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:39:16 PM »
Too much to read, but I've been having a lot of dreams where I've been getting stabbed. Not nicely by a penis, either. And it really, really hurts.
You actually feel it?
3584
« on: November 04, 2015, 07:31:22 PM »
So last night I took some zzquil to knock me the fuck out, but then I jacked off and forget I had taken zzquil and took some melatonin cause I've never tried it before wtf, strong retard
So like right when I put my head on my pillow I was in dream land.
In my dream I was at a movie theater and it was the last day of school. I was being loud an obnoxious which was strange for me, and then I decided to leave class(in the movie theater) with my friends and we snuck into my teachers pool. My neighbor caught us and we ran and I ended up at some Code Name Kids Next Door type treehouse and I could jump insanely high, almost flying.
I don't remember how it led to this but I was getting attacked by these big (6'5" 200lb) mexican cholo girls, there were two of them and I couldn't fight for shit lol. Then one of my friends who is huge and has long blonde hair that goes down to his nipples came and started fighting them, but they were too much for him.
So I jumped behind one of them and pinned her to the floor by her head and tried to rip her throat out with my teeth LOL. But at that moment I woke up and all I saw was my arm that I was lying on. In some weird dream state I started biting the shit out of it trying to tear my skin off, then I was like what am I doing, fell asleep, and woke up with a big gash on my arm(it went away).
Hell of a drug
3585
« on: November 04, 2015, 04:45:44 PM »
Wow i don't like cats but that cat is so cute
3586
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:41:11 PM »
Jive. Do some research. It'll be fun.
Here's your research.
Louis Cyr.
Have fun.
hmmmm interesting
3587
« on: November 04, 2015, 01:40:34 PM »
Zyzz is proof that being healthy doesn't shield you from death.
zyzz was the unhealthiest person ever lol
3588
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:01:37 AM »
I watch zyzz chatroulette videos and take comfort in the fact that 1 day we're all gonna make it  Skip to 2:00 if you wanna see the mirin
3589
« on: November 03, 2015, 04:10:31 PM »
It's no secret that the both of us
Are running out of time
so hello from the otherside Must've called a thousand times
3590
« on: November 03, 2015, 04:08:30 PM »
Wait a fucking minute.... You guys get PAID for plasma and sperm donations?!
I was looking at donating eggs a few weeks ago and shitty Australia has a law that you can't "sell" any body part. Be it eggs, sperm, organs, tissue, etc.
Sperm donations are realllly hard to get into i've heard
3591
« on: November 03, 2015, 04:05:41 PM »
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, i'm sorry.
I hope you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?
3592
« on: November 03, 2015, 02:01:44 PM »
Guys pls
Also too young for sperm bank
Well, you could donate plasma. That only gets you $75. And I think you could possibly donate twice in that time.
For the other $450... Go around your neighborhood getting odd jobs at $50 a go?
i like this plasma idea
3593
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:47:59 PM »
Guys pls
Also too young for sperm bank
3594
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:39:27 PM »
What do
3595
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:09:27 PM »
can you read
Stop avoiding the question
3596
« on: November 03, 2015, 01:05:30 PM »
3597
« on: November 03, 2015, 12:35:54 PM »
Wow congrats  Tell him i said he is handsome
3598
« on: November 03, 2015, 12:34:29 PM »
Oh my god shut the fuck up
Bitch gtfo and come back only to tell me why you looking like Tommy Pickles dad from Rugrats  
3599
« on: November 03, 2015, 12:30:03 PM »
I am not your carpet ride
I am the sky
3600
« on: November 03, 2015, 12:26:32 PM »
I am the highway
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