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Messages - Jive Turkey
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3481
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:01:55 AM »
oh
yo
hey hey
cant sleep :/
Lol it's cause you're supposed to close your eyes to sleep duhhhhhh
ming = blown
Yep i am full of good advices
also lightly stretch your body it feels good and helps your muscles relax
you'll be asleep before you know it
oh
are you asleep fam
3482
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:49:34 AM »
oh
yo
hey hey
cant sleep :/
Lol it's cause you're supposed to close your eyes to sleep duhhhhhh
ming = blown
Yep i am full of good advices also lightly stretch your body it feels good and helps your muscles relax you'll be asleep before you know it
3483
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:46:51 AM »
Man sometimes i wish I was a hacker
3484
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:45:15 AM »
oh
yo
hey hey
cant sleep :/
Lol it's cause you're supposed to close your eyes to sleep duhhhhhh
3485
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:37:40 AM »
3486
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:28:03 PM »
after my 3 day drug fueled party adventure in santa barbara, california i have fallen in love with white girls and want to eat a white girls asshole
3487
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:48:07 PM »
nice 👌👌
3488
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:45:14 PM »
Standing outside a circle of girls awkwardly isn't "being with them"
yo completely serious question, have you ever even seen a vagina in real life
3489
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:20:24 PM »
i'm with some white girls and they lovin the coca
3490
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:47:59 PM »
Thanks for the replies guys
3491
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:46:52 PM »
Hard to pick
No matter how ugly a girl is, there will be thirsty men that put her on a pedestal. Won't happen in a million years to an ugly guy
But ugly guys usually have lots of drive to get rich and are sometimes smart, so tie maybe?
3492
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:43:59 PM »
Tinder used to be great 2-3 years ago
Now it is very disadvantages for men. Tons of desperate unattractive older women now. Also anygirl worth swiping right for has the option of choosing out of literally any guy because they all swipe right for her, while she will be very selective and only like prime men.
Also since going mainsteeam tons of girls use it simply for an ego boost and don't intend do do anything more than chat a little.
I've never liked online dating sites though tbh. Haven't used tinder in over a year and it was mainly for trolling
3493
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:38:03 AM »
Goddamn Jive, it's so simple. You need a steady girlfriend for a while.
no way smh
then what's your plan genius
I forgot what it's like to have a girlfriend
3494
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:37:34 AM »
stop being a beta and ask girls out?
I couldn't care less about dating them, asking girls out isn't the problem. It's them being with someone else that gets to me. Really unhealthy and bordering pathetic actually but i feel comfortable asking you guys for advices
3495
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:31:28 AM »
when you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no
3496
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:30:56 AM »
what do you mean?
3497
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:30:21 AM »
Goddamn Jive, it's so simple. You need a steady girlfriend for a while.
no way smh
3498
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:29:48 AM »
It sounds more like you feel entitled.
Interesting.. Plz elaborate
3499
« on: November 12, 2015, 09:19:44 PM »
Ever since I was a youngin' i've been an envious/jealous person. I have no idea WHY i am like that but i hate it so much.
A big example and reocurring theme is when a guy gets a girl that I wanted. Like today, my sexy latina walks in the gym with this white dude player that goes there and always tells me how great I look. He isn't bad looking but seeing her with him made me rage. Ruined my workout
The thing is I can see how silly it is but I can't help the feeling. One of the worst feelings imo
Any advice?
3500
« on: November 12, 2015, 03:16:23 PM »
I am 6ft 2. I don't date short girl.
I'm 6'2" as well and it just turns me on more brah
3501
« on: November 12, 2015, 02:59:32 PM »
I would without hesitation. She's 4'3". I'd be a literal giant to her hnnng like something out of Game of Thrones
3502
« on: November 11, 2015, 04:28:17 PM »
Every server here in cali makes minimim wage
No tipzone
3503
« on: November 11, 2015, 04:14:17 PM »
3504
« on: November 11, 2015, 04:00:08 PM »
we're all gonna make it
3505
« on: November 11, 2015, 12:50:58 PM »
The food tastes better when you don't tip #notipcrew
3506
« on: November 11, 2015, 03:07:54 AM »
I'm broke as fuuuuuuuuuuck smh.
My parents are very wealthy but recently I have been semi- cut off (they still pay for my housing/car/food) so I need to find a job or win the lottery quick
3507
« on: November 11, 2015, 03:03:45 AM »
Wait till i'm president
3508
« on: November 11, 2015, 03:03:18 AM »
Cause i'd be really horny all the time more than normal
3509
« on: November 11, 2015, 02:52:59 AM »
The basket easily. Cause Ann is a bitch and adjusted the little towel thingy on the basket in just the right way that makes it look like there is still a ball in there, kinda like when I was a kid and would make my blanket look like I was in my bed but I really wasn't.
3510
« on: November 11, 2015, 01:42:15 AM »
Looks clean
A guy I know made one but with a gallon jug. Have no idea how these things work but I just know they knock me on my ass
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