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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Saucin saucin i'm saucin on you
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:01:55 AM »
oh
yo
hey hey

cant sleep :/
Lol it's cause you're supposed to close your eyes to sleep duhhhhhh
ming = blown
Yep i am full of good advices

also lightly stretch your body it feels good and helps your muscles relax

you'll be asleep before you know it :)
oh
are you asleep fam

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The Flood / Re: Saucin saucin i'm saucin on you
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:49:34 AM »
oh
yo
hey hey

cant sleep :/
Lol it's cause you're supposed to close your eyes to sleep duhhhhhh
ming = blown
Yep i am full of good advices

also lightly stretch your body it feels good and helps your muscles relax

you'll be asleep before you know it :)

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The Flood / Re: Anonymous declares war on ISIS
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:46:51 AM »
Man sometimes i wish I was a hacker

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The Flood / Re: Saucin saucin i'm saucin on you
« on: November 17, 2015, 12:45:15 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Saucin saucin i'm saucin on you
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:28:03 PM »
after my 3 day drug fueled party adventure in santa barbara, california i have fallen in love with white girls and want to eat a white girls asshole

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:48:07 PM »
nice 👌👌

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The Flood / Re: Saucin saucin i'm saucin on you
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:45:14 PM »
Standing outside a circle of girls awkwardly isn't "being with them"
yo completely serious question, have you ever even seen a vagina in real life

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The Flood / NSFW Saucin saucin i'm saucin on you
« on: November 16, 2015, 06:20:24 PM »
i'm with some white girls and they lovin the coca

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The Flood / Re: How to be less envious?
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:47:59 PM »
Thanks for the replies guys

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The Flood / Re: Which is worse? Being an ugly guy or an ugly girl?
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:46:52 PM »
Hard to pick


No matter how ugly a girl is, there will be thirsty men that put her on a pedestal. Won't happen in a million years to an ugly guy

But ugly guys usually have lots of drive to get rich and are sometimes smart, so tie maybe?

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The Flood / Re: Tell me about Tinder
« on: November 13, 2015, 02:43:59 PM »
Tinder used to be great 2-3 years ago

Now it is very disadvantages for men. Tons of desperate unattractive older women now. Also anygirl worth swiping right for has the option of choosing out of literally any guy because they all swipe right for her, while she will be very selective and only like prime men.

Also since going mainsteeam tons of girls use it simply for an ego boost and don't intend do do anything more than chat a little.

I've never liked online dating sites though tbh. Haven't used tinder in over a year and it was mainly for trolling

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The Flood / Re: How to be less envious?
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:38:03 AM »
Goddamn Jive, it's so simple. You need a steady girlfriend for a while.
no way smh
then what's your plan genius :P
I forgot what it's like to have a girlfriend  :-[

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The Flood / Re: How to be less envious?
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:37:34 AM »
stop being a beta and ask girls out?
I couldn't care less about dating them, asking girls out isn't the problem. It's them being with someone else that gets to me. Really unhealthy and bordering pathetic actually but i feel comfortable asking you guys for advices :)

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The Flood / Re: I SMOKE 2 JOINTS BEFORE I SMOKE 2 JOINTS
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:31:28 AM »
when you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no

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The Flood / Re: I SMOKE 2 JOINTS BEFORE I SMOKE 2 JOINTS
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:30:56 AM »
what do you mean?

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The Flood / Re: How to be less envious?
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:30:21 AM »
Goddamn Jive, it's so simple. You need a steady girlfriend for a while.
no way smh

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The Flood / Re: How to be less envious?
« on: November 13, 2015, 12:29:48 AM »
It sounds more like you feel entitled.
Interesting.. Plz elaborate

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The Flood / How to be less envious?
« on: November 12, 2015, 09:19:44 PM »
Ever since I was a youngin' i've been an envious/jealous person. I have no idea WHY i  am like that but i hate it so much.

A big example and reocurring theme is when a guy gets a girl that I wanted. Like today, my sexy latina walks in the gym with this white dude player that goes there and always tells me how great I look. He isn't bad looking but seeing her with him made me rage. Ruined my workout

The thing is I can see how silly it is but I can't help the feeling. One of the worst feelings imo

Any advice?

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The Flood / Re: Would you have sex with this midget?
« on: November 12, 2015, 03:16:23 PM »
I am 6ft 2. I don't date short girl.
I'm 6'2" as well and it just turns me on more brah

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The Flood / NSFW Would you have sex with this midget?
« on: November 12, 2015, 02:59:32 PM »
I would without hesitation. She's 4'3". I'd be a literal giant to her hnnng like something out of Game of Thrones

Spoiler




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The Flood / Re: What's your view on tipping?
« on: November 11, 2015, 04:28:17 PM »
Every server here in cali makes minimim wage

No tipzone

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The Flood / Re: Only need $30 more by 10:00pm
« on: November 11, 2015, 04:14:17 PM »

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The Flood / Only need $30 more by 10:00pm
« on: November 11, 2015, 04:00:08 PM »
we're all gonna make it


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The Flood / Re: What's your view on tipping?
« on: November 11, 2015, 12:50:58 PM »
The food tastes better when you don't tip

#notipcrew




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The Flood / Re: How fat is your paycheque?
« on: November 11, 2015, 03:07:54 AM »
I'm broke as fuuuuuuuuuuck smh.

My parents are very wealthy but recently I have been semi- cut off (they still pay for my housing/car/food) so I need to find a job or win the lottery quick

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Serious / Re: Worst President? According to this, it's Bush
« on: November 11, 2015, 03:03:45 AM »
Wait till i'm president

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Serious / Re: why is nudity seen as inappropriate?
« on: November 11, 2015, 03:03:18 AM »
Cause i'd be really horny all the time more than normal

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The Flood / Re: Quick AUTIST test
« on: November 11, 2015, 02:52:59 AM »
The basket easily. Cause Ann is a bitch and adjusted the little towel thingy on the basket in just the right way that makes it look like there is still a ball in there, kinda like when I was a kid and would make my blanket look like I was in my bed but I really wasn't.

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The Flood / Re: I made a gravity bong.
« on: November 11, 2015, 01:42:15 AM »
Looks clean

A guy I know made one but with a gallon jug. Have no idea how these things work but I just know they knock me on my ass

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