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The Flood / Re: I've always been a hopeless romantic.
« on: November 21, 2015, 02:32:20 AM »
I could make you happy

Make your dreams come true

Nothing that i wouldn't do

Go to the ends of the earth for you

To make you feel my love

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The Flood / Re: Do you care for the general well being of this site
« on: November 21, 2015, 02:29:57 AM »
I really do love this community

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The Flood / Re: I've always been a hopeless romantic.
« on: November 21, 2015, 02:28:56 AM »
When the evening shadows and the stars appear

And there is no one there to dry your tears

I could hold you for a million years

To make you feel my love

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The Flood / Re: You say i'm crazy
« on: November 21, 2015, 01:24:43 AM »
Let me describe the two girls i'm in love with to you fellas


Girl 1

Super cute. Short, like 5'3" with a soft gentle voice. Heart shaped face and almond eyes, light brown hair with blonde streaks and pale skin. The words that describe her are "gentle" and "compassionate". She's rlly beautiful and she gets shy when I talk to her, but I think that's just how she is. She also has a boyfriend though but he's a scrub

Girl 2

Really cute, but it's the kind of cute that I as an individual find exceptionally cute. maybe 5'5". She's white but has naturally tan skin with dark brown hair. Her face reminds me of a baby cow IDK how to explain it but it's really cute srs. Her resting face also looks kinda mad but she's really not it's just her face, and it matches my resting facial expression too. She's a tough girl and has bruises on her shins and arms because she weightlifts and isn't afraid to get hurt. She's funny and sassy and when I talk to her it flows like we knew eachother in a past life

I guarantee i won't date neither of these chicks and end up fucking some cute but vapid latina who will text me for a few days afterwards but will stop because I won't reply back

smh

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The Flood / You say i'm crazy
« on: November 21, 2015, 12:52:28 AM »
Cause you don't think i know what you've done


But when you call me baby


I know i'm not the only one.

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The Flood / Re: This place has died.
« on: November 20, 2015, 04:09:57 PM »
Lol

^literally cringe^
Like your life.
I didn't drop out of college because I was depressed :'(

LOL Faggot
Lmao what a fucking vagina

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The Flood / Re: I get more attached to characters than real people
« on: November 20, 2015, 04:06:56 PM »
Based off everything about you i'm like 80% sure you're autistic

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The Flood / Re: The Bloods and Crips are teaming up to fight ISIS
« on: November 20, 2015, 01:51:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: This place has died.
« on: November 20, 2015, 01:48:37 PM »
hope you're next :]

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You are in an interesting predicament

On one hand I have a thing about NEVER messing around with any girl any of my good friends have been involved with. It is very hard especially when they come onto you

On the otherhand, you sound like you really click with this girl. I know how that is, i fall in love all the time lol it's one of the greatest feelings ever and i'm sure you kinda love it too right now.

I'm really not sure if I would refrain from getting close to this girl if I had the connection you have, even if she was my friends old girl.

One thing to consider is that nobody "owns" anybody. He isn't entitled to her. Your happiness is very important to you man.

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The Flood / Re: How old were you were you lost your virginity?
« on: November 19, 2015, 08:55:11 PM »
15

special s/o to the girl that broke my heart

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The Flood / Re: note taking thread
« on: November 19, 2015, 06:26:58 PM »
i have pretty ass handwriting let me find a pic

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 06:06:26 PM »
Roman, you should probably kill yourself.
No, but if an accident happened or I came down with a terminal disease it would be a relief. That's how unhappy I am with my life. There isn't anything to live for. Books, video games...things that aren't real. And I want a friend to spend time with. And now my parents hate me now, mostly my dad who hasn't talked to me for days.
If you srsly feel like poop in a non meme way, pm me man srs

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:29:47 PM »
No, and it's not funny guys. I didn't sleep at all last night. I thought she was into me and it was going somewhere.
There there man heartbreak is tough  :-\ just gotta get back out there

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The Flood / Re: Question for all users of Sep7
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:24:39 PM »
RU-FI-OOOOOO

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The Flood / Re: garlic is objectively the best vegeatable
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:22:07 PM »
Idk brah onions are yummy

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The Flood / Re: How many of you are fat and gay?
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:20:59 PM »
me but keep it on the low

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The Flood / Re: I am addicted to canned pineapple in 100% pineapple juice
« on: November 19, 2015, 04:18:59 PM »
That's why you guys are my niggas 8) 8)

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The Flood / I am addicted to canned pineapple in 100% pineapple juice
« on: November 19, 2015, 02:08:00 AM »
So damn good



I've had an entire can (300 calories 80g carbs) every single day for the last week and a half except on Monday cause I ran out. Bought some more today and just went through 2 cans in a sitting which is 600 calories(aka a fucking lot of calories for fruit).

I spend all day waiting till the moment I get home so I can rip off the lid of the can to drink down the sweet nectar

I don't even wanna drink water anymore, just 100% pineapple juice

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The Flood / Re: Finally got laid
« on: November 19, 2015, 01:22:51 AM »
Lmaaaaooo  Roman caught the feels for his first

Your stroke game was probably weak man :/

Just find a new girl. It's much easier after the first time

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The Flood / Re: Some of you Muslims are alright
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:16:23 PM »
Dude, that is not fucking cool.
What the FUCK is wrong with you?
i am muslim and let me tell you, being muslim is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, muslim parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off. suck my dick op suck my dick.

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The Flood / Re: Some of you Muslims are alright
« on: November 18, 2015, 07:13:09 PM »
Dude, that is not fucking cool.

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Jive stop. This is just embarrassing.
let me cum on your wifes toes

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She say she wanna be a dentist really baaaaaaad

She in school payin for tuition doin porn in the vaaaalllleeyy

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The Flood / Re: Guess my middle name and I'll let you
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:27:44 AM »
Gaston!

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The Flood / Re: Guess my middle name and I'll let you
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:15:08 AM »
God

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The Flood / Re: Guess my middle name and I'll let you
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:14:37 AM »
Hercules


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The Flood / Re: Guess my middle name and I'll let you
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:08:41 AM »
Lucifer...? :o

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The Flood / Re: Guess my middle name and I'll let you
« on: November 18, 2015, 12:03:51 AM »
Jesus

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The Flood / Re: Saucin saucin i'm saucin on you
« on: November 17, 2015, 01:06:53 AM »

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