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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Name a toy better than Bionicle
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:29:40 PM »
Bionicles were fucking awesome. The ones I had a lot of were


this type



and this one



I had many more but these guys were everywhere

Special s/o to my other favorite toys like yugioh cards, beyblades, and my purple gameboy advanced

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The Flood / Re: Fox Clan Roll Call & Meeting
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:25:50 PM »
Fox clan RULES

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The Flood / Re: Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:19:25 AM »
Snapchat pics of your gains to Zyzz

OH WAIT HE'S DEAD LOL
Even to this day they're finding rare footage of zyzz


So it's like he never died  :D

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The Flood / Re: Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:17:31 AM »
Snapchat you killing yourself.
snapchat yourself crying like a depressed pussy while you drop outta college loooooooooool
Lol. Snapchat your small dick.
snapchat your disappointed parents
Well, I would ask the same, but I see enough of your mom already.
cmon fella that one was weak and we both know it

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The Flood / Re: Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:07:03 AM »
Snapchat you killing yourself.
snapchat yourself crying like a depressed pussy while you drop outta college loooooooooool
Lol. Snapchat your small dick.
snapchat your disappointed parents

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The Flood / Re: Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:01:12 AM »
Snapchat you killing yourself.
snapchat yourself crying like a depressed pussy while you drop outta college loooooooooool

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The Flood / Re: Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 01:00:34 AM »
no one gives a shit about your life jive
why you gotta be so rude
because I don't like you
whatever you do fella don't get alcohol poisoning tonight, wud be sad many would mourn :'(

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The Flood / Re: Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 12:53:56 AM »
no one gives a shit about your life jive
why you gotta be so rude

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The Flood / Re: Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 12:46:04 AM »
noodle arms
u snapchat fellas are too quick

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The Flood / Caught a girl taking a picture of me at the gym
« on: November 24, 2015, 12:42:58 AM »
Srs, she took it through the mirror and i caught a glance. It was on snapchat to someone, idk who

Smh what ever happened to privacy


Also bonus pic of my arm looking kinda joocy :]


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The Flood / Re: Oh my god
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:35:45 PM »
Oops wrong thread
go suck up some testosterone or something jive
Yeah well your avi doesn't even resemble Christmas

PHAGGOT

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The Flood / Re: I saw a woman with half a face yesterday
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:20:07 PM »
One time I saw this guy with a huge tumor on his neck, literally looked like a frog it was crazy. I felt bad but couldn't help being very scared of him(i was young)

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The Flood / Re: What are you listening right now?
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:17:49 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Oh my god
« on: November 23, 2015, 07:16:55 PM »
Oops wrong thread

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The Flood / Re: You guys have ridiculous standards
« on: November 23, 2015, 01:25:47 AM »
I wouldn't have sex with a woman.

It's boring and one sided.
I've banged a lot of chicks, and it's just not fun.
Smh man women are the best

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The Flood / Re: You guys have ridiculous standards
« on: November 23, 2015, 01:25:00 AM »
I will bang 4s and up no fucks given

I'd say 6 is pushing it.

Step your game up fam, you should only settle for like 7.5's
Brah I have the highest sex drive ever lol 4s 5s 6s they all need lovin

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The Flood / Re: You guys have ridiculous standards
« on: November 23, 2015, 01:05:12 AM »
I will bang 4s and up no fucks given

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The Flood / Re: Mario Götze's girlfriend tho...
« on: November 23, 2015, 12:54:09 AM »
If she thickened up with some food x lower body lifting 3 x a week she would be 10/10 hnnnnnnng

Imagine her with this body


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The Flood / Re: It's a Christmas miracle (blog)
« on: November 23, 2015, 12:47:49 AM »
Isn't that a thanksgiving miracle then? You piece of shieeeeeet!
u foking wot m8?!
U fokin herd mei ya wanka!
al hook u in the gabber sware on me mum

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I know a guy who does.

Get this, his name is also Kwanzaa LOL

But he pronounces it like "Kwan Zay"

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The Flood / Re: This makes me unreasonably angry.
« on: November 23, 2015, 12:43:40 AM »
Spoiler
Looks like something i would do huehuehue

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The Flood / Re: It's a Christmas miracle (blog)
« on: November 23, 2015, 12:40:39 AM »
Isn't that a thanksgiving miracle then? You piece of shieeeeeet!
u foking wot m8?!

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The Flood / It's a Christmas miracle (blog)
« on: November 23, 2015, 12:11:56 AM »
OMG

So this semester I was in way over my head and took on too many units. Some irl complications made it even harder

Anyways, tomorrow is a major math test that I had no chance of passing. I've been studying my ass off but there is too much material for me to learn by then (I'll admit I had been extremely lazy in this class and hadn't kept up  ::) )

I was destined to fail this test and end up with a D in the class. Was stressing hardcore BUT I just found out you can drop classes late in the semester and it gives you a "W" which doesn't hurt my gpa. So I went online to see the deadline only to find that the last day to drop was Friday  :'(

BUT in tiny letters a few paragraphs below it tells me I can drop online through the school portal all the way up until the 22nd(Aka i only had 2 hours left)

MFW


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The Flood / Re: the weak will be weak
« on: November 22, 2015, 08:34:04 PM »
wat


The north African white rhino probably won't be on this earth in a couple years
the weak will be weak

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The Flood / Re: the weak will be weak
« on: November 22, 2015, 08:03:22 PM »
wat

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The Flood / Re: ketchup on eggs
« on: November 22, 2015, 08:02:37 PM »
Sometimes i like eggs and sometimes just the smell of eggs make me sick

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The Flood / Re: Should I leave this site?
« on: November 22, 2015, 07:59:47 PM »
At least here you can get advice fella

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The Flood / just need a girl to love
« on: November 22, 2015, 03:54:05 AM »
estro is through the roof

think i'm growing breasts

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