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3391
« on: November 25, 2015, 11:48:40 PM »
We'll all float on alright 
3392
« on: November 25, 2015, 07:01:21 PM »
Why are you guys mad at Romans dad?
Imagine having a 24 year old son living in your house that works at K-mart and does nothing but self loathe and masturbate all day long
I'd be pissed
And the solution is to tell him he'll never achieve anything?
Better than coddling him and telling him it's all gonna be alright
The man is fed up
Who said he needs to be coddled?
Please don't ever have kids
He's been coddled his whole life. His dad is not in the wrong in any way. Instead of crying to the internet about the "you'll never amount to anything" he should try to prove his dad wrong But he won't even try
3393
« on: November 25, 2015, 06:56:55 PM »
Why are you guys mad at Romans dad?
Imagine having a 24 year old son living in your house that works at K-mart and does nothing but self loathe and masturbate all day long
I'd be pissed
And the solution is to tell him he'll never achieve anything?
Better than coddling him and telling him it's all gonna be alright The man is fed up
3394
« on: November 25, 2015, 06:52:46 PM »
Why are you guys mad at Romans dad?
Imagine having a 24 year old son living in your house that works at K-mart and does nothing but self loathe and masturbate all day long
I'd be pissed
3395
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:56:09 PM »
I can layout steps that would change your life, a complete 180, but you are too scared and lazy to do them.
A few lifechangers
-Get on TRT. You have low test it's so obvious and this will be a gamechanger
-Read the books "Think and Grow Rich, Psycho Cybernetics, Way of the Superior Man"
-Go back to school for something you actually like. Video games, star wars, fantasy books. Why not try to make it in the movie business writing or working on the technical aspects of movies? IDK
3396
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:52:40 PM »
I've found that girls will take you more seriously if you don't come onto them too strong at first...because, to most girls, when a guy approaches them and starts conversation they instantly think you're just trying to fuck. that's why you kinda have to act like you're not interested in them that much and take things slow.
I feel like this would be an easy way to get friendzoned fast :/
3397
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:48:15 PM »
I can get with more 24 year old women than you and i'm 17 with no job
It's not your career fella stop trying to blame it on that
3398
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:46:12 PM »
lol you're telling people to do steroids to get girls yet you can't even get one yourself
i do get girls fella, I just don't date them or do girlfriend/boyfriend things with them. wanna change my ways
3399
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:22:08 PM »
Start doing steroids, get a nice body, then you'll be able to get women.
What do you have to lose? Lol literally nothing
He has no standards and only likes obese women so that's kind of pointless lad
I have standards, but doing steroids? wtf. Worst advice you can give me. I'd rather work out naturally.
Who not to the steroids?
3400
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:17:33 PM »
forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
3401
« on: November 25, 2015, 05:08:43 PM »
Start doing steroids, get a nice body, then you'll be able to get women.
What do you have to lose? Lol literally nothing
3402
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:44:33 PM »
Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people
This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set 
Cool, if you have a desired target try and pickup on thier literary preferences so you can make an artificial but sustainable connection.
And send a bunch of artsy snapchats implying your talent.
What look are u going for?
Getting a hairstyle sorta like this  And cutting bodyfat to get nice and lean and tight like  And also getting some diamond earings(no homo)
3403
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:35:13 PM »
Pretend to be a mildly successful author
this can work. Also i can play fur elise on the piano which seems to impress people This combined with my new look i'm going for and i'll be set
3404
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:30:56 PM »
Dude get a 2D
Damn well just might man, gf material girls are either intimidated by me, think i'm a player, or are not attracted to me at all. they don't understand that i just want to give them my love
3405
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:13:42 PM »
need a girlfriend this winter
i forgot how to get one though it's been a while. i'm used to short no string attatched flings
wat do. Best place to meet gf material girls? I was thinking barnes n noble bookstore
3406
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:29:39 AM »
honestly
3/10
I'm not into pop music
 what would be a 9/10 song then?
3407
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:17:47 AM »
coming out of the closet fam?
What do you think of black diamond earings?
why are you even trying to put on earrings? just fucking get a tat or something
LMAO @ tats
I would never get tattoos evah
well
fine, if you wanna look like a tool go ahead
black diamonds are nice
You think it's toolish?
yes
how
aside from being the fad in gay guys, its also the fad in tools like beiber and his arrogant ilk
just saiyan
do whatever you want
I like the biebs :/
terribad music
arrogant to a fault
total tool
If he was a nice person I would like...like him for that. But no.
Eh you're right about the not a nice person i guess, but some of his music is good, especially his recent stuff. Have you listened to any of it?
I would put myself on fire first.
wow smh listen to this but close your eyes and pretend its not bieber so you're not biased then rate /10
3408
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:15:21 AM »
It's hot
Never done it
Wud get caught on purpose lol
3409
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:14:23 AM »
coming out of the closet fam?
What do you think of black diamond earings?
why are you even trying to put on earrings? just fucking get a tat or something
LMAO @ tats
I would never get tattoos evah
well
fine, if you wanna look like a tool go ahead
black diamonds are nice
You think it's toolish?
yes
how
aside from being the fad in gay guys, its also the fad in tools like beiber and his arrogant ilk
just saiyan
do whatever you want
I like the biebs :/
terribad music
arrogant to a fault
total tool
If he was a nice person I would like...like him for that. But no.
Eh you're right about the not a nice person i guess, but some of his music is good, especially his recent stuff. Have you listened to any of it?
3410
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:08:20 AM »
coming out of the closet fam?
What do you think of black diamond earings?
why are you even trying to put on earrings? just fucking get a tat or something
LMAO @ tats
I would never get tattoos evah
well
fine, if you wanna look like a tool go ahead
black diamonds are nice
You think it's toolish?
yes
how
aside from being the fad in gay guys, its also the fad in tools like beiber and his arrogant ilk
just saiyan
do whatever you want
I like the biebs :/
3411
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:00:45 AM »
coming out of the closet fam?
What do you think of black diamond earings?
why are you even trying to put on earrings? just fucking get a tat or something
LMAO @ tats
I would never get tattoos evah
well
fine, if you wanna look like a tool go ahead
black diamonds are nice
You think it's toolish?
yes
how
3412
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:37:23 AM »
coming out of the closet fam?
What do you think of black diamond earings?
why are you even trying to put on earrings? just fucking get a tat or something
LMAO @ tats
I would never get tattoos evah
well
fine, if you wanna look like a tool go ahead
black diamonds are nice
You think it's toolish?
3413
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:28:08 AM »
coming out of the closet fam?
What do you think of black diamond earings?
why are you even trying to put on earrings? just fucking get a tat or something
LMAO @ tats I would never get tattoos evah
3414
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:21:32 AM »
coming out of the closet fam?
What do you think of black diamond earings?
3415
« on: November 25, 2015, 12:02:47 AM »
So that's half a vote for yez
3416
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:46:20 PM »
Trying to go for a new look cuz bored Also i'm getting a hairstyle similar to this  And leaning out a good bit so i'll have a tight fit fitness model look instead of being bulkier Plz comment opinions
3417
« on: November 24, 2015, 08:01:02 PM »
also wtf why is your hand freakishly small compared to your thinnish forearm
no wonder you always post yourself you're some kind of mutant
DIE MUTIE
My hand is big/average sized. Look at it holding the phone My forearm is so big it makes my hand look small srs i'm a FREAK
3418
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:47:58 PM »
why are your pictures always blurry?
The camera on my HTC one sucks cock lol
3419
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:37:01 PM »
I love mixed black women, they're beautiful. Too bad they really aren't into me at all smh.
Blonde white girls and mixed black/black girls aren't interested in me idk why mannnn
Latinas and brown haired white skinned girls love me (Portuguese women, spanish, french ect.) but Nordic and African goddesses don't even notice I exist smh
3420
« on: November 24, 2015, 05:32:44 PM »
How could I forget these two?
man, those look amazing
i was a poor kid, so i never really got to build any of the bigger crazier models like those
Sucks, but the good thing about Bionicles was that even if you couldn't buy the more expensive ones, nothing stopped you from making your own to up the scale. As a kid I had my own universe of unique characters and stories that I'd always come back to whenever I played with them. I basically had a giant-ass narrative from my first Bionicle to my last.
Lol I used to have my own little universe too. The bionicles were paired along with similar sized digimon action figure toys and every single character had dragonball z level powers. was sick
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