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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Today I bench'd my entire bodyweight
« on: December 02, 2015, 12:18:44 AM »
Nice job fella, benching bodyweight is a big accomplishment. Lots of people cant do that

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The Flood / Game has been changed
« on: December 01, 2015, 11:57:15 PM »
I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl

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The Flood / Re: You're such a fucking whore
« on: December 01, 2015, 11:49:37 PM »
i'm in over my head

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The Flood / Re: Do you think people like you IRL?
« on: December 01, 2015, 11:21:06 PM »
I'm extremely likeable irl srs no brag

I have friends from any group i get along with mostly everyone

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The Flood / Re: You're such a fucking whore
« on: December 01, 2015, 11:19:26 PM »
fuck everything

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The Flood / You're such a fucking whore
« on: December 01, 2015, 11:05:10 PM »
Can't believe i ever fell for you

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The Flood / Re: TFW im in love with two girls at the same time
« on: December 01, 2015, 02:39:08 PM »
But is it really "love" though, or you just kinda want two girls?
It's love fella


I "want" like 30 girls

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The Flood / TFW im in love with two girls at the same time
« on: December 01, 2015, 02:11:26 PM »

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wot
i don't think i'm conscious about making monsters outta the women i sponsor till it allll gooooesssss baaaddd

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The Flood / Re: Which gender has it worse?
« on: December 01, 2015, 12:21:28 AM »
Yo I can agree with the girls feeling uncomfortable on the streets. I've hungout with some extremely hot girls(strictly platonic), and they get thirsted on so much. Old creepy guys in groups all turning to stare at them, following them around stores, calling them ect.

 If I were a 5'4" 115lb girl I'd be scared as fuck lol

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that we allmoooost haaadddd

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the woman that i would try

is happy with a good guy

but i been drinking so much

that i'ma call her anyway and say

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i just wanted to hold you in my arms

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The Flood / Re: What ever happened to Sapphire?
« on: November 30, 2015, 11:12:05 PM »
Bet he was an 18 year old Chad


Fucking Chads

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why does true love have to be so hard

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The Flood / Re: Which gender has it worse?
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:39:20 PM »
Men. Say I had no job and stayed home all day, would an attractive woman want to marry me and provide for me? No, but women can get away with that.
So hard to be a white middle class male with a college degree huh

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The Flood / Re: Which gender has it worse?
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:37:34 PM »
Women have it way worse srs

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The Flood / Lowkey we're in love but we're both too stubborn to admit it
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:19:42 PM »
I see you staring at me at the gym, sneaking a glance every chance you get

I know you love when we make eye contact and I roll my eyes in a cheeky way and you bust up laughing

You leave your boy mid workout to sit with me on the bench and ask to listen to my music, knowing my earbud is sweat but you don't care

Why can't we just admit our love smh we're too stubborn because we're so similar

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The Flood / Re: What ever happened to Sapphire?
« on: November 30, 2015, 10:14:46 PM »
Damn what a cunt. Harlow is the man


I need pics of the guys she cheated with

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The Flood / Re: TOP FIVE BANDS GO!
« on: November 30, 2015, 05:48:19 PM »
Didn't know there was a non Stevie Nicks Fleetwood Mac to be honest  :-[

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The Flood / Re: TOP FIVE BANDS GO!
« on: November 30, 2015, 05:46:46 PM »
This is off the top of my head. Ask me again in 10 minutes and it might change


QUEEN

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

FLEETWOOD MAC

AUDIOSLAVE

ROLLING STONES
Fleetwood Mac Fleetwood Mac or Stevie Nicks Fleetwood Mac
yes

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The Flood / Re: What ever happened to Sapphire?
« on: November 30, 2015, 05:37:05 PM »
Why all the hate for sapphire?

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BoyceKPR or something like that

CoffeeBlackMetal

Harlow


srs

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The Flood / Re: TOP FIVE BANDS GO!
« on: November 30, 2015, 05:34:23 PM »
This is off the top of my head. Ask me again in 10 minutes and it might change


QUEEN

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

FLEETWOOD MAC

AUDIOSLAVE

ROLLING STONES

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The Flood / Re: i drank a lot today
« on: November 26, 2015, 11:20:13 PM »
Water and some chocolate drink my moms friend brought us, it's good mane

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Might sound lame, but how about asking what made her go for him while she lived happily with you.
It's cause he was a chad

6'1"
muscular
blonde
handsome

Me:
5'10"
Scrawny
awkward
goofy looking

Easy upgrade
And now that you're a chad she's crawling back

yeah nigga she's no good

move along
Brah believe me i'm like THE person to understand that sloots gonna sloot and all that, but the situation is kind of different. Even before I was how I am now she made various attempts of getting me back. Like every two months she would text me. All her friends would tell me how she still thought about me and stuff like that, and she would make various attempts to talk to me at public events. This has been going on for 3 years, but she never really confronted me so openly like she did now. 

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The Flood / Re: Put Sep7 Users In Pornos
« on: November 26, 2015, 01:14:48 AM »
"Jim comforts horny mother"

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Might sound lame, but how about asking what made her go for him while she lived happily with you.
It's cause he was a chad

6'1"
muscular
blonde
handsome

Me:
5'10"
Scrawny
awkward
goofy looking

Easy upgrade

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The Flood / Re: Why do you fear death?
« on: November 26, 2015, 12:57:16 AM »
I go through phases

Sometimes I don't fear death at all. I literally do not care if I die , and it usually leads to risky behaviors.

Then other times I really try to imagine not existing anymore and I get mild panic attacks. "Just imagine it like vefore you were born" doesn't work, because that makes me even MORE panicked. Wtf i don't want to experience (technically not experience) being unborn again.

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Hey fellas so my first girlfriend was when I was a sophomore in highschool. She was pretty cute, fit, and very sweet. I honestly fell in love with her srs

We broke up because she ended up with some Chad 19 year old football player. Broke my heart it really did. I went complete no contact, not replying to a single text or call or anything.

Well she just dropped a huge message to me about how she is still in love with me, and all this other super cheesey stuff that I really think is actually genuine. Over the years she has constantly tried to get closure with me, everytime I never even budged cause i'm kinda childish and also that's the point of no contact.

How do I reply to her? I'm not going to get back together with her obviously but I still do care about her a lot cause she was my first mannn. I really have no idea how i should reply

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