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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: @Verby
« on: August 19, 2017, 02:09:50 AM »
I only use drugs for spiritual or self development purposes now. I've cut way back cause it's too intense sometimes ya boy can't handle it

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I don't know anything about naruto so whatever character I get I'm gonna dive into the wiki 8)

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Because you don't process your emotions you just numb them out with television escapism and drugs

And your life choices and thoughts basically ensure that you're going to have primarily negative emotions

All those are eventually gonna reach the boiling point one day and you're not mentally strong enough to not kill yourself

Or you can keep trying to numb it but it'll leave you with an ever constant underlying feeling of misery that will be the theme of your entire life

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The Flood / Impermanence is really beautiful
« on: August 16, 2017, 02:34:01 AM »
So is pure acceptance

In one of those weird flowstates

Sucks  that I can't be like this forever.

Focusing on the bad stuff in your life doesn't fix them. It's a trick of the mind

Hope you guys all had at least 1 thing that made you happy happen to you today. Feel A lot of gratitude for my life right now 

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The Flood / Re: Are male cross dressers appropriating female culture?
« on: August 15, 2017, 04:17:28 PM »
When we went to the parks last week I didn't suffer any serious medical conditions when I asked her other than shaking slightly. We're going with other friends for a Hibachi dinner next Tuesday because it's my birthday, and after that I was gonna ask her to a nice Italian place for dinner the week after.

Oh, did you manage to ask her out without suffering an aneurysm?
Lame. Do something fun with her. Give her constant good positive emotions and she'll become addicted to you

Any regular fella can take her to a restaurant

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The Flood / Re: Seriously. If you didn't like Jives...
« on: August 14, 2017, 09:53:48 PM »
Aw sheeeiit

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The Flood / Re: List of non-autists
« on: August 14, 2017, 09:53:21 PM »
✊🏼

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The Flood / Re: how often do you brush your teeth
« on: August 14, 2017, 09:53:02 PM »
Absolutely disgusting to not brush your teeth

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The Flood / Re: hey jive
« on: August 14, 2017, 01:42:06 AM »
Fuck I love threads with my name as the title omg

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The Flood / Re: Hey, Jive
« on: August 14, 2017, 01:41:42 AM »
🤔

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The Flood / Re: I need somebody to love
« on: August 14, 2017, 01:40:35 AM »
Hahahahahaha
close your mouth ape
Move in with me I'll let you do my laundry and clean the house. But you need to sleep somewhere not visible

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The Flood / Re: I've done some really sexual freaky shit lately man
« on: August 14, 2017, 01:36:34 AM »
Can't wake up

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The Flood / Re: I need somebody to love
« on: August 14, 2017, 01:34:16 AM »
Hahahahahaha

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The Flood / Re: I've done some really sexual freaky shit lately man
« on: August 13, 2017, 10:08:52 PM »
Who can guess what this is?

Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: Thank you, my research is complete.
« on: August 13, 2017, 10:06:47 PM »
Ha nice try man, but Verbatim would never pretend to be someone else on the internet.

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The Flood / I've done some really sexual freaky shit lately man
« on: August 13, 2017, 10:04:13 PM »
If there's like levels to how much you've done and I was like a 6/20 before; now I'm a 12/20. Some stuff is really funny and makes for a good story but I'm embarrassed to say

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The Flood / Re: What makes a villain interesting?
« on: August 11, 2017, 02:14:36 AM »
I like villains that do really evil shit. That make you hate them

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The Flood / Re: A year and a day after Trump and KJU start a nuclear war
« on: August 11, 2017, 02:13:14 AM »
my dick still bent

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The Flood / Re: Who here has done anal?
« on: August 11, 2017, 02:12:11 AM »
Anal is cancelled for now. Bitch started thrusting her ass back while we were going at it hard. Fucked up the entire rhythm and I ended up slipping out and jamming my dick on her butt, dick bent and is currently in pain whenever erect smh.

 Anal is cancelled or postponed until further notice

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The Flood / Re: Who here has done anal?
« on: August 09, 2017, 06:35:26 PM »
Shits pretty lit tbh, just ask if she's down. If she's not blown out already it's going to take a lot of lube and patience. Toys help as well but a finger or two will do.
Condom or no condom?

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The Flood / NSFW Who here has done anal?
« on: August 09, 2017, 04:03:15 PM »
For me I'm obviously talking penetrating the person but input from you homos is appreciated too.

I've never done it but lately I've been way hornier than usual and the girl I'm seeing is very sexual and freaky. I want to do anal but I'm not sure how this is done or even how to bring it up. Sometimes I (nsfw)
Spoiler
rub my finger around her asshole opening or dip a finger in while fucking doggy and she always seems to moan louder, her vagina tightens up etc it turns me on like crazy
. this is a pretty good indicator that she's down for it right? 

Any advice?

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The Flood / What is most of your focus throughout the day spent on?
« on: August 09, 2017, 01:29:41 PM »
You become what you focus on. I'm gonna start keeping track of what I focus on but I think for the most part it's like:

40%- Women/wife/sex/
20%-Gym/diet/physique
15%_spirituality/meditation/reading
10%-Money/work/career
8%-miscellaneous
7%-school

Need to make some changes smh

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The Flood / Re: Meet me
« on: August 08, 2017, 02:08:14 PM »
Oh man I'm really good at meeting people from online and taking it from awkward to comfortable fast. It's a skill I've acquired from many Tinder dates, those are awkward as FUCK in the beginning

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People only drink and do drugs to get to a higher state of consciousness tbh. Ironically it does the opposite but gives the illusion of Consciousness which is why it feels nice

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The Flood / Re: Snake's new wife tryouts
« on: August 08, 2017, 12:04:37 PM »
I like  your ass
You're lying, Morgan


I swear on my life I remember back in like 2014 Korra posted a pic and she was a whitish colored girl with brown hair and looked a little shy. Really cute, even PSU left a comment saying "Korras a cutie". She took it down though and I can't find any record of that actually happening but it feels so real. Was it a dream?
🤔

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The Flood / Re: Snake's new wife tryouts
« on: August 08, 2017, 12:04:04 PM »
I swear on my life I remember back in like 2014 Korra posted a pic and she was a whitish colored girl with brown hair and looked a little shy. Really cute, even PSU left a comment saying "Korras a cutie". She took it down though and I can't find any record of that actually happening but it feels so real. Was it a dream?

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The Flood / Re: Snake's new wife tryouts
« on: August 08, 2017, 12:02:33 PM »
They're all fucking trannies and kitsune looks like one
rude?

Don't talk about my girl like that.


It's okay. Chally I can send you a picture of my period in the toilet if you don't think I'm a girl :) That's the closest thing to a vag shot you'll get. lmao

#supergross #savage #girlissues #thisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings


Also we're forgetting Ender, and Shannon, and Commet... although none of them really post ever... did Ender get banned?
reread my post

I said you LOOK like a tranny
Hey man no need to be unnecessarily rude. Take it out on something else not people, I think she looks good

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Me and my girl both came at the exact same time last night

She says to get a Plan B but I ain't trynna drop the $40, plus she doesn't know this but me being on gear makes my sperm count drop MASSIVELY so it's like ehh

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The Flood / Re: crushed soul
« on: July 30, 2017, 12:28:48 AM »
You're not gonna turn heads

Go on Lookism dot net and ask them to rate you

They're a bunch of autistic depressed social rejects who spend hours a day analyzing facial structure and attractiveness of men and women. they're very mean though

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The Flood / Re: I'm not the joke
« on: July 29, 2017, 11:52:55 PM »
"YEAH let's BAN him forever"

"wow the site is dying where's all the fun bring back deci dustin kinder etc"

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