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The Flood / Re: This guy wants to sponsor me
« on: December 09, 2015, 01:04:09 PM »
do the sponsorship you pussy

if the dude really wants you to market their product then he obviously thinks highly of your physique. you have a great opportunity in front of you, especially if you want to go further into bodybuilding
fuuck i am being a huge pussy

You're a good guy man

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The Flood / I have a $15 Chipotle giftcard but live in California
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:58:31 PM »
Should i risk E. coli and possible norovirus before chipotle closes for good? Or should i just buy some egg whites from the market

Plz respond

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The Flood / This guy wants to sponsor me
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:44:10 AM »
At the gym there's this older fella who is a rep for a big supplement company. He wants me to be one of his athletes and basically be in pictures where I wear the company shirt, drink and pose with the protein, or promote other company items

I'd get free shirts, protein, supplements and publicity lol

Pretty sick fellas. Not gonna do it yet because believe it or not i'm kinda self concious about my physique, i don't look nearly as good as some of the other guys that are sponsored, but i know i have potential hehe okay bye

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The Flood / Re: V-Vien! Don't touch me there!
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:33:51 AM »
Really have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about

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The Flood / Re: Should I name my kid Americ
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:30:25 AM »
You wanna be deci so bad

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The Flood / Re: how would you describe your work ethic
« on: December 09, 2015, 12:28:43 AM »
Godly work ethic

Except for finding a job

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The Flood / Re: Sep7agon's wild ride.
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:36:35 PM »
Lame thread

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The Flood / Re: Also i got kinda fat, rate my back (time 2 shred)
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:33:40 PM »
This narcissistic obsession with yourself can't be good for you.
it's not actually me

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He was a cool fella I used to read his fanfic in like 2009 lol


He had pretty good genetics too

Legs weren't skinny, people who don't lift just like to shout chicken legs to make themselves feel better. Big legs are ugly anyways

However his downfall is that he used a fuckton of drugs and had a bad work ethic smh

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The Flood / Re: Also i got kinda fat, rate my back (time 2 shred)
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:24:37 PM »
Lol man it's so obvious you're a fake
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Zyzz, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in his Aesthetics crew, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on saunas, and he has over 300 confirmed mires. He is trained in creatine warfare and he's the most aesthetic in the entire festival. You are nothing to him but just another hater. He will make you mire with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this gym, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he's contacting his secret network of natty bodybuilders across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gains. You’re fucking jelly, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you jelly in over seven hundred wheys, and that’s just with his biceps. Not only he's extensively shredded, but he has access to the entire arsenal of roids of Chestbrah and he will use it to its full extent to make you mad and jelly, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon your gains, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit aesthetic over your jelly and you will drown in it. You mad, brah ?

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The Flood / Re: In love with library girl smh
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:23:11 PM »
the Latina girl from before?
nah she's in mexico for a few months :/

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The Flood / Re: In love with library girl smh
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:20:28 PM »
Wtf

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The Flood / Re: In love with library girl smh
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:19:58 PM »
Nobody cares fag Zyzz died of a heartattack like the fag he was
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The Flood / Re: In love with library girl smh
« on: Today at 02:14:42 PM »
Quote from: IngloriousWho98 on Today at 02:12:03 PM
Have sex in library

Hngggggggggg
FUCK off she's a wholesome girl who would never even think of doing something like that


(But hnnnnnng)
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The Flood / Also i got kinda fat, rate my back (time 2 shred)
« on: Today at 02:12:52 PM »
6-8 weeks and i'll be diced fellas


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The Flood / In love with library girl smh
« on: Today at 02:08:58 PM »
Just smh
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The Flood / Re: Eating some chicken and broccoli, watching anime
« on: Today at 01:55:53 AM »
Quote from: thepanzieman on Today at 01:31:07 AM
no seasonings? just like, plain
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Powder
Parmesan CHEESE
ReplyQuote
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The Flood / Re: Went a whole 24 hours without cumming
« on: Today at 01:54:23 AM »
Quote from: SecondClass on Today at 01:51:49 AM
What, did you lose your tweezers again?
I congratulate you fella that was a good one
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The Flood / Re: Think I didn't cook my chicken throroughly fml
« on: Today at 01:51:58 AM »
Quote from: NiggerBot 9000 on Today at 01:27:45 AM
Why do you have a dead junkie as your avatar?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Zyzz, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in his Aesthetics crew, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on saunas, and he has over 300 confirmed mires. He is trained in creatine warfare and he's the most aesthetic in the entire festival. You are nothing to him but just another hater. He will make you mire with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this gym, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he's contacting his secret network of natty bodybuilders across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gains. You’re fucking jelly, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you jelly in over seven hundred wheys, and that’s just with his biceps. Not only he's extensively shredded, but he has access to the entire arsenal of roids of Chestbrah and he will use it to its full extent to make you mad and jelly, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon your gains, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit aesthetic over your jelly and you will drown in it. You mad, brah ?

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The Flood / Re: In love with library girl smh
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:14:42 PM »
Have sex in library

Hngggggggggg
FUCK off she's a wholesome girl who would never even think of doing something like that


(But hnnnnnng)

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The Flood / Also i got kinda fat, rate my back (time 2 shred)
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:12:52 PM »
6-8 weeks and i'll be diced fellas


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The Flood / In love with library girl smh
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:08:58 PM »
Just smh

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The Flood / Re: Eating some chicken and broccoli, watching anime
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:55:53 AM »
no seasonings? just like, plain
Salt
Pepper
Garlic Powder
Parmesan CHEESE

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The Flood / Re: Went a whole 24 hours without cumming
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:54:23 AM »
What, did you lose your tweezers again?
I congratulate you fella that was a good one

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The Flood / Re: Think I didn't cook my chicken throroughly fml
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:51:58 AM »
Why do you have a dead junkie as your avatar?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Zyzz, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he graduated top of his class in his Aesthetics crew, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on saunas, and he has over 300 confirmed mires. He is trained in creatine warfare and he's the most aesthetic in the entire festival. You are nothing to him but just another hater. He will make you mire with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this gym, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to him over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak he's contacting his secret network of natty bodybuilders across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your gains. You’re fucking jelly, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and he can make you jelly in over seven hundred wheys, and that’s just with his biceps. Not only he's extensively shredded, but he has access to the entire arsenal of roids of Chestbrah and he will use it to its full extent to make you mad and jelly, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon your gains, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. He will shit aesthetic over your jelly and you will drown in it. You mad, brah ?

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The Flood / Went a whole 24 hours without cumming
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:50:45 AM »
New record srs haha sick


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The Flood / Re: Eating some chicken and broccoli, watching anime
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:27:15 AM »
what kind of chicken and broccoli
green brocolli florets

Chicken breast skinless boneless

 :)

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The Flood / Think I didn't cook my chicken throroughly fml
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:25:56 AM »
fml

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The Flood / Re: Eating some chicken and broccoli, watching anime
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:23:54 AM »
anime

girl

Das

Spoiler
I'm on to you.
Lmaaoooo

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The Flood / Eating some chicken and broccoli, watching anime
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:21:38 AM »
No worries, gettin' shredded

Daydreaming about a girl I used to know

Das it mane

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The Flood / Re: YOU GETTIN MAD
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:03:52 AM »
If u ever disrespect pussy don't be disrespectin me

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The Flood / Re: The people that hate Deci thread
« on: December 08, 2015, 01:01:36 AM »
Decimator omega youre a good fella

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The Flood / Re: Since getting to university, I've spent £170 a week
« on: December 08, 2015, 12:59:33 AM »
Lmao @ paying for weed

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The Flood / Re: My horse stole my cheetos :(
« on: December 07, 2015, 08:48:14 PM »
mfw


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The Flood / Re: Interactive adventure thread
« on: December 07, 2015, 08:47:02 PM »
Kill that fuckin bird and go back to sleep
You look around for the specific bird that chirped, but notice that there are dozens of them singing happily around you. You decide to just shoot one with your crossbow and it falls to the ground. You pick it up and try to sleep, but the bright sun in your eyes doesn't allow you to.

Inventory:
--Bird carcass
--Wooden crossbow (24 bolts)
--Leather armor
--Waterskin (5/5 full)
--Jerky (8 pieces)
--73 gold coins


Spoiler
Things in spoilers are OOC. Remember that Septy isn't the only one to decide the story, the first person to quote my latest reply is!
Next I head towards the lake

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