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Messages - Jive Turkey
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« on: September 02, 2017, 02:01:57 AM »
Nah lmao fuck that. A few weeks ago I was basically at the mercy of drunk cartel thugs with guns and never in my life Would I expect to be so happy to see a bunch of police swarming in with assault rifles and flashlights. Brave men and women
#yesallpolice #ilovecops
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« on: August 29, 2017, 05:26:46 PM »
yeah
i love the fact that my parents have literally threatened to kick me out just because i've TRIED to discuss dropping out with them
i really enjoy that, god i'm so grateful for this awesome perfect amazing life that i have
Just gotta learn to embrace challenges, discomfort, and growth That's literally all it is. You need a massive paradigm shift from instead of seeing all those hard things like - work, school, the uncertainty of the future, challenges etc - as horrible and out of your control, to seeing them as things in your life that will make you stronger and more prepared for bigger obstacles in your life. Things you can learn from and use to design your life how you want it. "What do I want to do with the rest of my life" doesn't weigh heavy on my conscious at all because I physically cannot view it any other way than "I can do whatever I put my mind to". This view is somewhat delusional but we have more than enough resources available to us to make it viable, much more than some child in an African village. They have little to no chance. Idk how you could make the shift though and I doubt you would even want to. You are comforted by this view you have it gives you a lot of validation, nothing wrong with that tbh. But it'll continue make you suffer
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« on: August 29, 2017, 02:13:06 PM »
You're just highly unlikeable. Anti halo effect I guess. Even if you DID post something actually cool, it'd automatically become lame because it's you
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« on: August 28, 2017, 01:31:23 PM »
giving someone false hope i guess?
one of my ex was depressed and suicidal and stuff and i always told her that i care for her, ill always be there for you, 'ya know, all that
a few months into being together i started to get tired of all her crap and i kept telling her all that stuff, but in reality i lost all hope and felt like she was just a drag to me
she was a cool and perky girl on the outside but i just could not handle it like every other day
deep down i think i'm a real bad person honestly
hey fella you're under no obligation to be responsible for anyone's happiness. I've been in a situation like that, it just drains you and isn't good for either person in the long run. You're not a bad person
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« on: August 28, 2017, 01:28:13 PM »
dude I LITERALLY get girls approaching me on the street and offering themselves as tribute hahaha bro let me know when that happens to you πππππππππππ
Lol!! How'd you know I really do though!!
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« on: August 28, 2017, 10:49:13 AM »
Good job man!
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« on: August 28, 2017, 10:47:57 AM »
If I made a thread with a selfie every time a girl called me sexy/cute/hot/daddy the front page would literally be filled with 50% of threads by me
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« on: August 27, 2017, 07:38:06 PM »
Y'know dude, I respect your search for enlightement or whatever, but you really need to put more thought into your positions. People go through near death experiences every day. Don't let your emotions do so much of the driving.
Im over enlightenment now. It's silly to chase it, now I just meditate, read, and search out peak experiences or other things that give me lots of flow (lifting, sex, adventures, good food etc).
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« on: August 27, 2017, 07:36:29 PM »
Perhaps it would've been better to say, "I think everyone should experience ego death at some point."
No ego death is horrifying. I had a mini ego death a few months ago. Most intense week of my life I doubt most people could handle that
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« on: August 27, 2017, 03:04:24 PM »
"I think everyone should go through a near death experience"
Thanks.
I considered leaving that part out, but decided to keep it. Most people will never gain an elevated level of love for their life unless they go through something intense like that. More love for their own lives = more love spread to others lives
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« on: August 27, 2017, 03:01:02 PM »
Life is so beautiful, if you don't think so you just need to change your focus Went through a near death experience recently and it completely shocked my system and gave me massive appreciation and love for my life. Helped me focus on things that really matter to me. I believe everyone should go through a near death experience to come out with a new perspective or at least some appreciation for little things Have a good day 
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« on: August 26, 2017, 11:16:47 PM »
Yo that's a pretty bad picture of you not gonna lie :/ looks like a meme
lmao monkey sit down
Lmao what's up with your neck boi. Might wanna get your posture checked neanderthal 
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« on: August 26, 2017, 10:59:57 PM »
Yo that's a pretty bad picture of you not gonna lie :/ looks like a meme
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« on: August 26, 2017, 10:59:23 PM »
Put $50 on mcgegor for funzies.
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« on: August 24, 2017, 08:47:13 PM »
Id take a loyal 7/10 from a slut 9/10 any day. Bitch just wants money and dick, give her dick and throw her back to the sharks.
>all good looking women are sluts
We're talking about Jive here, so in his case yes.
Ive seen your gf dawg you ain't ever even dated over a 5 
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« on: August 24, 2017, 08:46:25 PM »
wouldn't have any competition if your dick/tongue game was up to scratch. Just sayin.
Lmao boy that is NOT something I'm worried about trust I put in work to get as confident as I am now with my stroke
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« on: August 22, 2017, 02:44:33 PM »
Happy birthday man!
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« on: August 22, 2017, 02:42:13 PM »
Is that the competition is fucking fierce and they get hit on ALL THE FUCKING TIME
White handsome 6'4" muscular Chads who drive Lamborghinis, 30 year old millionaire cartel members, fitness model fashion designers, these are the types of niggas I'm up against now smh and I am severely outclassed.
You guys cannot even fathom the amount of attention a legit 9/10 female attracts.
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« on: August 21, 2017, 02:13:35 AM »
yes it fucking is
No it's not lol. You can keep trying to resist it but reality is going to keep hitting you with bombs(herpes, rapid aging and skin deterioration from meth, balding etc)
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« on: August 21, 2017, 02:04:35 AM »
yeah
I used to be semi pretty but just because I served my purpose I'm not anymore?
thats not fair
Its a sign that that's not your purpose. The more you stray the more the universe will punish you
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« on: August 21, 2017, 01:59:16 AM »
Feels good to know no matter how low I get I'll never get that low ππ
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« on: August 21, 2017, 01:58:44 AM »
arg confirmed
herpes of this sort doesn't generally produce symptoms until about a week after
do you want a picture lmao
wait hopefully its not herpes and Ive been freaking out all day for nothing
it started like a few hours afterward and has exacerbated since
Pictures (NSFW)
Spoiler   I'm ugly now
Fucking disgusting hahahahahaha
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« on: August 21, 2017, 01:57:01 AM »
Places I've slept:
Girls beds
Friends couches
Hotel rooms with 10 people
Cars while on road trip
Cars while parked
Sleeping bag on floor of a random house (completely random it was this guys cousins father in laws that he was house sitting for)
Library
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« on: August 20, 2017, 03:50:32 PM »
IT WAS ME BARRY
this will never be funny
It's not my fault that you're absolutely jaded.
Nah it really wasn't tho
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« on: August 20, 2017, 04:03:44 AM »
Deload. Your body/cns etc is probably exhausted and linear progression isn't gonna help you recover especially if it's close to your 1rm. Deadlifts are fucking physically TAXING, I could do an entire workout of just deadlifts and feel dead in my entire body the next day.
I'm not too good at powerlifting stuff so I'm not sure how I'd work in a Deload into your program. Usually they're like 50% of 1rep max for reps and lots of stretching foam rolling etc.
Also you can strengthen your muscles with accessory lifts, I recently started glute bridges (the ones where you lay on a bench with a barbell over your groin and hump the air) for glutes and I love them. All my lower body lifts went up 25-40lbs because of stronger glutes.
475 is really good btw brah, your rating scale is a little skewed because you see guys with insane deadlifts but remember to the average person nearly 500lbs is superhuman
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« on: August 20, 2017, 03:52:19 AM »
I have no standards fam
Still, that's disgusting. Make sure you didn't get anything.
well, now i know if i have drugs you need, i can fuck you
get anything?
its not like we had sex
oral herpes exists
I already have face herpes and Im a virgin
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/are-you-a-virgin/msg198759/#msg198759
hmm
that was a lie so I didnt sound lame
i tried to find the post where you tried arguing from a position of authority based on your lack of virginity, but i couldn't find it
I knew class was a virgin because in a thread long ago he/she whatever pronoun admitted to never having seen a vagina, and then a week or so later claiming "sex isn't all that I've had it etc"
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« on: August 20, 2017, 03:36:25 AM »
Meanwhile for my validation needs I had 3 girls give me their numbers at work in the last two days and a hot mom trying to hook me up with her daughter and offering to buy me tickets to concert etc
Also two gay dudes called me daddy as fuck at the grocery store
Life of being Chad Ape vs life of Second Class
Take me in as your apprentice. I want to crush pussy all day like you.
TBH I don't even really know how I do it anymore. Facially I'm not amazing looking or anything, but I always score gorgeous girls 2-3 points above me. I know my muscles and height help a lot but there are buffer dudes who get zero pussy, I think it's how I carry myself now, it's so ingrained that literally the better I get with women, the BETTER I get with women. I'm gonna have to make a thread lol
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« on: August 20, 2017, 03:34:22 AM »
what dont you guys get that I LIKE this stuff
real people are fake and artifical
people like this aren't - they're real
We get that you like it, but it's just like the kid in class who thinks pooping his pants is funny. Sure maybe he likes it and it gets him attention, but it's pathetic and makes everyone cringe.
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« on: August 20, 2017, 03:23:16 AM »
Meanwhile for my validation needs I had 3 girls give me their numbers at work in the last two days and a hot mom trying to hook me up with her daughter and offering to buy me tickets to concert etc
Also two gay dudes called me daddy as fuck at the grocery store
Life of being Chad Ape vs life of Second Class
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