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2791
« on: February 21, 2016, 03:25:22 PM »
My mom is a teacher for children with autism and in highschool I volunteered in classes that took care of the autistic kids, I have lots of stories lol will post if not on mobile
2792
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:35:17 AM »
yeah gangbangig is cool as a spectator
FUCK getting involved in that' shit tho lol I'll leave that to the retarded niggers
2793
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:32:53 AM »
I hate dealing with rowdy niggers
Completely srs it's not worth it
Is it because you're a pussy?
LOL Tough talking faggot big bitch motherfucker
id glass your jaw in under a second bitch boy Dead srs
2794
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:31:01 AM »
Nah that actually makes sense to me man, you're surprisingly in the right here
2795
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:29:46 AM »
I hate dealing with rowdy niggers
Completely srs it's not worth it
2796
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:27:57 AM »
I am a master orator
2797
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:26:25 AM »
Get baby wipes man
Game changer
2798
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:24:59 AM »
My parents have recently decided to force Me to get a job by cutting me off of any type of allowance except for gas and phone
So now I am a very broke migga. Had to scavenge $8 so I could afford Denny's with friends tonight smh
gonna get a job asap. My friend a girlfriend can get me one that pays 12.50 an hour but it's in a ghetto area and I don't wanna deal with that. Gonna see if someone can hook it up at Costco (15/hour)
So for discussion value: where do you work and do you like it?
2799
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:16:45 AM »
5'9"
2800
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:15:04 AM »
I'm drunk and just came home to freshly baked oatmeal raisin cookies and DEVOURED them
rip diet
2801
« on: February 19, 2016, 11:51:48 PM »
Preferably Supernatural season 11
I missed like the last 5 episodes and the AMC or whatever channel website it's usually on sucks because of the buffering/ommercials/quality
Thanks ππ
2802
« on: February 19, 2016, 11:20:40 PM »
I am really tired
2803
« on: February 19, 2016, 11:19:38 PM »
this forum probably isn't the best place for a meaningful conversation on this subject
i will rape you if I get the chance
2804
« on: February 19, 2016, 11:03:02 PM »
The power which resides in him is new in nature, and none but he knows what that is which he can do , nor does he know until he has tried
2805
« on: February 19, 2016, 10:54:29 PM »
Before I leave brush my teef with a bottle of JACK
2806
« on: February 19, 2016, 10:51:34 PM »
He's not actually in debt, he still has millions
The $53mil is money he lost over the years on fashion investments ect
Also he's a goober, BRB last minute I'm not releasing my new album but instead putting it exclusively on my BFFs irrelevant music service
BRB 500,000 illegal downloads within like 2 days
I still haven't listened to it cause Im waiting to buy it :/
2807
« on: February 19, 2016, 10:48:07 PM »
Feelin cooooo
Almost in like a meditative state
Wish I could write as beautifully as this man
2808
« on: February 19, 2016, 03:32:09 PM »
I have wrestled with an alligator, tussled with a whale
Handcuffed lightening, thrown thunder in jail
2809
« on: February 19, 2016, 12:49:55 AM »
I've been on edge for the past week and a half
Everything seems to annoy me and I keep switching between relatively content and really sad
You probably won't like what I'm about to say, but it may have something to do with playing with your hormones. Increasing your estrogen through softcore(so to speak) means like soy ect. is a recipe for depressed feelings and mood swings/being emotional. Not sure if you're still doing that tho but just a thought
2810
« on: February 19, 2016, 12:12:14 AM »
I wish I had some smh
Sitting in my car right now listening to Kelly Clarksons Breakaway
I'll do what it takes till i touch the sky
Gotta make a wish
Take a chance
Make a change
And breakaway
2811
« on: February 19, 2016, 12:01:35 AM »
Sometime I randomly get in moods where I am easily annoyed and angry, and I can tell I'm being unreasonable because I get bitter towards EVERYTHING
What do you usually do when you're in a bad mood?
2812
« on: February 18, 2016, 07:49:28 PM »
Every morning I wake up and thank God I don't have autism ππΌππΌπ―
2813
« on: February 18, 2016, 07:47:53 PM »
Animals I am afraid of:
Rats
Mice
Chimpanzees
Pigeons
Leopards
Animals I am NOT afraid of:
Sharks
Spiders
Coyotes
Snakes
Deer
2814
« on: February 17, 2016, 07:21:00 PM »
are.. are you gonna do it?
Im not sure man :/ I feel like I'd have performance fright or something
2815
« on: February 17, 2016, 06:44:40 PM »
You forgot the part where you walked on water and shat rainbows on a live dinosaur.
smh tbh fam
dawg please respect the srs tag
2816
« on: February 17, 2016, 06:23:09 PM »
These 2 girls Chad and I met at a party last week have been calling him to bring me and myself to their house to drink ect
Chad already fucked 1 of them and she told him her friend thought I was super hot and they want us both to bang them
I'm nervous af cause Chad is definitely going to outperform me. Contrary to belief my dick is 7 inches long and pretty girthy, but I've only had sex with like 12 girls and Chad over 100(srs). I'm going to be emasculated smh
Any advice? I'm being completely serious here too lol
2817
« on: February 17, 2016, 03:29:47 PM »
That's what he gets for being one of the biggest shitbags around. People used to kick the shit out of people who spoiled Star Wars, we just did it digitally.
Autism: The Post
Fuck off you basement dwelling sexually frustrated permavirgin down syndrome NEET piece of shit
"If I say a ton of words it will sound like a really cool insult!"
Remember to wear your bib when you suck my dick you fucking baby
L M A O Do me next bro youre actually pretty good at this
2818
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:14:45 AM »
:/
2819
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:12:54 AM »
2820
« on: February 17, 2016, 11:11:45 AM »
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