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The Flood / Re: I'm a cuck
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:52:43 PM »
God damn that's heavy

What do these girls pussys smell like dude? 😖




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People here are usually pretty far behind on the vine/twitter memes when I do see them being posted

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The Flood / Re: Damn dawg, I'm hungry
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:00:46 AM »
I haven't been hungry at all lately, and whenever I eat, it makes me feel sick.
Even cocks
wait wut
YouTube

I'm definitely going to use this now

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Post your list

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The Flood / Re: 2 tornadoes currently in my town
« on: February 23, 2016, 11:56:35 PM »
I've never seen a tornado irl

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The Flood / Re: Damn dawg, I'm hungry
« on: February 23, 2016, 11:55:13 PM »
I haven't been hungry at all lately, and whenever I eat, it makes me feel sick.
I'm jealous(serious)

I look forward to every bite of food and it's hard not to want to stuff everything in my mouth. Even cocks

wait wut

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The Flood / Re: People born in the 2000s
« on: February 23, 2016, 11:53:51 PM »
I'm from the year 3000

Not much has changed but we live underwater

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The Flood / Damn dawg, I'm hungry
« on: February 23, 2016, 11:53:00 PM »
Trynna get shredded 4 dis festival coming up

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The Flood / Re: Thunder only happens when it's rainiiiinn
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:39:39 PM »
I'm listening to the songs with the strongest memories tied to them SMH

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The Flood / Thunder only happens when it's rainiiiinn
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:33:19 PM »
Players only love you when they're plaaayinnn

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The Flood / Re: Hi, sharing my blog with yall
« on: February 22, 2016, 07:33:23 PM »
Nice

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a lower sex drive is a good thing, holmes.
I will say it's interesting to be on this Side, cause I've had a high sex drive since I was like 6 years old lol

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And I'm shredding off bodyfat like crazy. I won't get into specifics about calories or anything but My bodies starting to look like a fucking fitness model, I'm getting deep definition in my shoulders and triceps. Abs are coming out, prime slayer physique soon.

HOWEVER over the last few days(5-6) the low fat has taken its toll on me. I'm talking low fat like 10g of fat per day which is crazy low, that's like an egg and a cookie worth of fat.

My sex drive is non existent. I haven't had a boner unless I purposely try to get one. I tried to watch porn to see if it did anything an it honestly just made me uncomfortable seeing sex srs. Also when I would be at parties I would see girls that are attractive in tight dresses ect but feel nothing, it's such a strange fucking feeling not wanting to ravage them.

Is this what being asexual feels like? In a way I kinda like it because I'm not as focused on sex as I usually am, but I'm definitely gonna bump up fats so I can get horny again cause I miss it lol.

/blog

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The Flood / Re: I found God
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:37:45 PM »
LOST AND INSECURE

YOU FOUND ME

YOU FOUND ME

LYING ON THE FLOOR

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The Flood / Re: I hate normies
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:25:02 PM »
Me too man

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The Flood / Re: It is time...again
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:13:38 PM »
Dawg how can you watch a movie 6 times in such a short span of time

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The Flood / Re: Posting about sex
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:06:56 PM »
Cause salty. However I rarely if ever post my sexual experiences on here because it just really isn't the right audience
I wanna hear about Chad pounding your ass though.
::) ::) ::) ::)

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The Flood / Re: Posting about sex
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:02:52 PM »
Cause salty. However I rarely if ever post my sexual experiences on here because it just really isn't the right audience

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The Flood / Re: Gonna take a dream stack for crazy dreams 2night
« on: February 22, 2016, 12:08:13 AM »
>drugs
The only drug is NyQuil and I have a cold, al lthe others are vitamins/minerals 

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The Flood / Re: Choosing my major
« on: February 22, 2016, 12:07:18 AM »
You don't "develop" passions
Not with that attitude.

He's not wrong, though.

There are very few things to be passionate about in this world. And most of them you shouldn't/can't make a living off of.
This is a lame attitude man smh
better attitude than yours tbh
Now I'm interested, how?
It's better to live in a world of realistic expectations than this macho high-school "you can do anything if you're tough enough and fight for it, the weak get what they deserve" fantasy
First, I think you need to stop associating everything about me with "macho-ness" lol that's too much of a simplification of how I think, although I do find it flattering. Also it clouds your judgement, you're too biased against anything "masculine". You only ever reply to me to talk about me being tough blah blah blah ect ect

I do think it's a lame mindset because a lot of you are so depressed and shit that you guys have just accepted pretty much lying down and rotting, instead of following passions that make you happy. How could anyone who isn't depressed not see how lame that is?

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The Flood / Re: Choosing my major
« on: February 21, 2016, 11:50:58 PM »
You don't "develop" passions
Not with that attitude.

He's not wrong, though.

There are very few things to be passionate about in this world. And most of them you shouldn't/can't make a living off of.
This is a lame attitude man smh
better attitude than yours tbh
Now I'm interested, how?

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The Flood / Re: Gonna take a dream stack for crazy dreams 2night
« on: February 21, 2016, 11:39:26 PM »
make sure you write down your dreams in your dream journal, max
Thank you for reminding me!!

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The Flood / Re: Choosing my major
« on: February 21, 2016, 11:38:40 PM »
You don't "develop" passions
Not with that attitude.

He's not wrong, though.

There are very few things to be passionate about in this world. And most of them you shouldn't/can't make a living off of.
This is a lame attitude man smh

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The Flood / Gonna take a dream stack for crazy dreams 2night
« on: February 21, 2016, 11:37:41 PM »
My dreams are usually pretty crazy and vivid but tonight I'm gonna take it next level cause why not

Going to take:

30mg(mg?) of Nyquil
5mg of Melatonin
25mg Zinc Picolinate
Magnesium(forgot how much is in the pill)
50mg B6

Fuuuuark boutta have crazy inception type dreams

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The Flood / Re: Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 06:30:28 PM »

gonna get a job asap. My friend a girlfriend can get me one that pays 12.50 an hour
You fucking pussy I had a job where I made minimum fucking wage (that's $7.25 an hour), 8 hours a day picking up litter off the side of the road for my city.

I worked through fucking summer in 90 degree heat dealing with nasty, days old trash and road kill, and crossing freeways where people drive 70mph in a 55, often walking miles by myself through the shitty parts of Fayetteville, NC, one of the shittiest, most crime-ridden cities in the Southeast.

I'd kiss ass to get payed $12.50 an hour in a job my fucking friend hooked me up with.

Fucking pussy.
Dawg it's not my fault you did that work, why tf would you do that work?

Anyways It's all about who you know

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The Flood / Re: Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 03:35:14 PM »
yeah gangbangig is cool as a spectator

FUCK getting involved in that' shit tho lol I'll leave that to the retarded niggers
Confirmed bitch that bends over and asks to be fucked
did not read

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The Flood / Re: Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 03:34:51 PM »
I work in a program helping others at my college.
Working at college would be nice

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The Flood / Re: Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 03:34:05 PM »
tfw uni loans
tfw most is spent on rent
tfw gotta get by on scraps
fuaaaarkk
Become a stripper bro

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The Flood / Re: Being broke sucks
« on: February 21, 2016, 03:33:34 PM »
I've been applying for jobs left and right lately, I'm up to 310 applications since November 2013, 3 interviews, 1 person actually give me (unhelpful) feedback after a follow-up, and 0 successful applications. I'm astonished at how tough the competition is for an entry level job. Over 570 applicants for a casual Retail assistant, and people with 8+ years of retail experience, who should really be working a well paying job in the city with qualifications like that are snapping up all of the opportunities. I wanted to start putting some significant money into a savings account to get an early start on House/Car money, but I guess that'll be on hold for at least 5 years. I've been out drinking with friends maybe 8 times in the past 2 years, so I can't even afford to have friends at the moment. Sucks fam.
Wtf

Why so much competition??

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The Flood / Re: How tall are you?
« on: February 21, 2016, 03:28:16 PM »
5'9"
haha are you actually a manlet?
Nah I'm 6'2" I just wanted to see if someone would say something

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