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Messages - Jive Turkey
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2731
« on: February 27, 2016, 12:59:57 PM »
I had a crazy intense dream last night. It's ending left me really sad. Think I'm gonna go visit my grandma today take her out to eat or sumthin
2732
« on: February 26, 2016, 09:23:43 PM »
Over this last week or two I've had tons of caffeine due to preworkouts that I get for free
Caffeine gives me bad anxiety and right now it's super high. Going to hangout with my friend and two girl later tonight and normally I wouldn't even be thinking about it but I'm sitting here eating this chicken feeling insanely nervous. Feels like I'm about to give a presentation in front of 10000 people
Smh @ caffeine. Do you coffee drinkers ever notice anxiety from caffeine?
2733
« on: February 26, 2016, 08:38:18 PM »
Yall broke bois just mad he was stylin on you with his money
2734
« on: February 26, 2016, 08:36:19 PM »
Worst Coldplay song I've ever listened to in my FUCKING life
2735
« on: February 26, 2016, 08:35:20 PM »
I drink a BOOST for breakfast an Ensure for deeezeeerrtt, somebody order pancakes I just sip the sizzuuurrpp
2736
« on: February 26, 2016, 02:47:26 PM »
I feel like my perception of relationships/women is somewhat skewed a bit because of my early online exposure to misogynist communities (bb misc) and also my personal experiences with women(I have a thing for women with boyfriends) and I'm in so many social circles I see tons of different things happen. 10 min ago my friend snap chatted me a pic of him in some married woman's bed. Smh hooooeeeesss
But idk if that's what you mean by broken nigga cause I feel amazing and alive srs
2737
« on: February 26, 2016, 12:47:18 PM »
Eat all of it, gotta bulk.
Dude even just 1 slice has me lying down contemplating my life choices, can't even imagine the whole cake 
2738
« on: February 26, 2016, 12:32:46 PM »
Damn dawg this is good
Like 700 calories per slice tho wtf
2739
« on: February 25, 2016, 11:29:13 PM »
Trynna get shredded 4 dis festival coming up
So I'm walking on the treadmill for cardio, around 30 minutes
Anyone know cool videos I can watch while I'm on here? I prefer subjects involving stuff like psychology or cool innovative stuff but I'm down to learn new stuff. Thanks fellas
2740
« on: February 25, 2016, 02:11:51 PM »
I routinely whip myself forty-six times every morning as repentance for my wretched white/male nature.
I respect this fuck white people
you always keep it π―π―π― my nigga
2741
« on: February 25, 2016, 12:54:53 PM »
Fuck you whities you racist pricks π―π―π―
2742
« on: February 25, 2016, 08:42:13 AM »
Just probably the amount of time I spend staring at nearly naked guys smh
2743
« on: February 25, 2016, 08:39:47 AM »
He doesn't even have to put effort into getting them interested because he's like 3 points above them, I definitely don't doubt it
If he was as interesting as you imply, they'd stick around longer than one day instead of calling him a stalker and cutting him off.
im not saying he keeps them interested. I'm saying girls see he swipes right and are immediately interested because they think they scored big time. They're put off when they realize he just wants to fuck, that only works most of the time when you're a Chad
2744
« on: February 25, 2016, 01:12:53 AM »
God damn that's heavy
What do these girls pussys smell like dude? π
Wh-why would you even bring that up?
WHY?
Morbidly curious Please tell me you guys aren't actually stupid enough to think this many females would actually be attracted to Roman.
nah Romans a good looking dude, and these girls are like really big. He doesn't even have to put effort into getting them interested because he's like 3 points above them, I definitely don't doubt it
2745
« on: February 25, 2016, 01:07:43 AM »
Loaf you're the next step in human evolution
2746
« on: February 25, 2016, 01:02:35 AM »
Still need to try shrooms
Will NOT fuck with acid again
2747
« on: February 25, 2016, 12:40:14 AM »
Have a nice trip
2748
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:48:55 PM »
Red
Yellow
Pear
2749
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:47:51 PM »
Solonoid I'm beginning to realize, you have a ton of life experience man
2750
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:04:20 PM »
Like at a mall stand, or at a store? If they're in the store they're probably there to buy a phone or other item anyway, so the sell shouldn't be hard.
Store. I am stressing that I won't be able to make the sale but this just kinda reassured me thanks man
2751
« on: February 24, 2016, 10:02:11 PM »
Dawg that lo cal diet cannot be healthy for somebody who routinely works out.
I'm trying to get shredded, but for some reason my genetics fucked me over and the calories I lose weight at are like 2100 it sucks dude. Right now I had 2 tamales 1 can of solid white albacore 540 calories 75g protein FUuuuuuck dude I'm starvin smh. Going to carb up on saturday
2752
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:47:17 PM »
Meal 3
2 90 calorie fiber 1 chocolate brownies
2 scoops of protein in water
420 calories
50g protein
24g carbs
6g fat
2753
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:43:23 PM »
You wanna make it seem like the best deal there is the shittiest buy and they'd be better off with something more extravagant.
Most of your sales are going to fall in the cozy middle ground, and believe it or not you can get somebody to buy something they don't need by shitting on all the products below and above your optimal sales range.
By shitting on the expensive phones and plans you endear yourself as an honest person and not a sleaz who's just trying to peddle crap.
Repped
2754
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:42:29 PM »
You have to sucker in the customer to commit to shitty deals, like buy a certain phone and get one for free or some other bullshit like that
Have you had a job at a cell company before?
2755
« on: February 24, 2016, 09:32:54 PM »
Hi so my friend is hooking me up w/ a job selling cellphones as an associate
Money is real good, minimum wage + commission. A girl who works there makes like an extra $1500 commission in addition to her regular check
I have absolutely zero experience with sales of any kind(or having a job for that matter lol). Anybody here experienced and can help me out? How do I become a good salesman? My friend says I'd be a natural but I'm actually kinda nervous as fuck
Thanks
2756
« on: February 24, 2016, 03:35:43 PM »
Meal 2
6 egg whites, 2 whole eggs - scrambled
Cooked in 1 tablespoon of butter
250g of pineapple
490 calories
36g protein
17g fat
40g carbs
2757
« on: February 24, 2016, 01:16:14 PM »
Meal 1
Cup of Greek yogurt
2 rice cakes with 2 tablespoons of peanut butter spread on them
Protein shake in water with 1 scoop
580 calories
55g protein
16g fat
40g carbs
2758
« on: February 24, 2016, 01:12:53 PM »
I can type 101 wpm with 99% accuracy YO
2759
« on: February 24, 2016, 01:00:15 PM »
I did save stranger from killing themself
AND I was tripping on acid at the time
π
2760
« on: February 24, 2016, 12:54:47 PM »
dude im not even hungry but i just had some iced coffee and white chocolate with cranberries cookies
i feel like stuffing my face for some reason
maybe im a closet fatty
oh no
man that sounds so good Let your inner fatty out
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