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The Flood / Re: ITT I'll tell you why your religion or worldview is shit.
« on: February 28, 2016, 07:45:51 PM »
I believe the world is burning to the ground


Well I guess we're gonna find out

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The Flood / Re: question for sep7 druggies
« on: February 28, 2016, 07:43:44 PM »
You'll feel really good. If you're on an empty stomach it'll hit more and you might even see slight color tracers

Smoking weed after it hits you will make the effects more pronounced

Btw I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about I've never tried shrooms lol

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The Flood / Re: The bones take so long to memorize
« on: February 28, 2016, 06:38:03 PM »
im like hitler
#nostarch
RIP to the legend

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The Flood / Re: The bones take so long to memorize
« on: February 28, 2016, 06:21:50 PM »
I'll snap your lower mandible in twain.
say goodbye to your cervical vertebrae 3 through 5 when I swing my pronated triquetral, pisiform, hamate, and 5th metacarpal at them

(Aka karate chop to the NECK)

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The Flood / Re: The bones take so long to memorize
« on: February 28, 2016, 06:11:28 PM »
rip me taking anatomy
so.much.memorization

Bones are the hardest(no pun intended)

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The Flood / Re: Just went on a date
« on: February 28, 2016, 06:10:05 PM »
>tfw 18 and never been in a romantic relationship
>tfw would like to go to prom and make some memories but I wouldn't know who to ask and they'd probably turn me down anyway
>tfw high school will end, and everyone will forget me and I will have no lasting social relationships with anyone because I wasn't ever able to connect with others
Start now.

Talk to people in your class more. Even about random shit. You'll eventually make a connection

Connection=social group=meeting girls
Not worth it in your last year of HS. Everyone is about to split up for College.
Yes it is

I made more friends my senior year than I did the first 3 years put together. I still talk to a ton of them and visit them at their colleges all around the state. The vibes are good this last year

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The Flood / Re: Just went on a date
« on: February 28, 2016, 05:59:50 PM »
>tfw 18 and never been in a romantic relationship
>tfw would like to go to prom and make some memories but I wouldn't know who to ask and they'd probably turn me down anyway
>tfw high school will end, and everyone will forget me and I will have no lasting social relationships with anyone because I wasn't ever able to connect with others
Start now.

Talk to people in your class more. Even about random shit. You'll eventually make a connection

Connection=social group=meeting girls

2708
The Flood / Re: What do I do? Dafuq
« on: February 28, 2016, 05:49:27 PM »
Go and make Starbucks girl jealous

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The Flood / The bones take so long to memorize
« on: February 28, 2016, 05:48:33 PM »
I know every foramen in the skull dawg

Knock you right in your mandibular fossa

Break ya articular tubercle while I'm at it

2710
Someone's overcompensating.
im obsessed with looking like the guy in my avi

2711
post lewd shit fam
um gay  ::)  ::)  ::)

Do you have to inject the roids directly in your cock, or can you do it on your thigh?
anywhere there is muscle

(Buttcheek, thigh, shoulder, biceps ect)

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you look like you have the hips and waist of a teenage girl. although it looks like it's just the camera, your legs look too small as well.
hips and waist are small :') it's GOAT for aesthetics

Legs are meh right now tho haven't trained them hard. Been doing more athletic stuff like sprinting/biking/ jumping

2713
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Disproportionate and asymmetrical as fuck
?
Looks pretty symmetrical to me...
Thanks friend

nice photoshop.
thanks

2714
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Disproportionate and asymmetrical as fuck
Nah it was just hard to take it in selfie mode without contorting my back

One arm is like 2 inches in front of the other


2715
what festival
Some small thing called life in color

They spray you with paint and stuff lol
but the BIG one I'm prepping for is In like a month 😍



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what festival
Some small thing called life in color

They spray you with paint and stuff lol

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The Flood / Tomorrow I'm going to make the best smoothie ever
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:50:10 AM »
Any recommendations of what I should put it in? Need to cleanse myself


For Sure:

Kale
Spinach
Garlic Cloves
Pineapple
Blueberries
Orange Juice
Vitamin OMega 3 powder shit
Celery

Possible additions:

Banana
Ginger

Strawberries

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The Flood / Re: Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:40:58 AM »
Not gonna lie I've experienced that feeling (excluding the whole masturbation thing). You feel like you could have done so much with your day and instead wasted it away.

I mainly got that kind of like you did, it was when I was in a fitness routine and I wanted to keep going strong.
Yeah dude exactly

I think a good nights sleep will make me feel better, and I'll be on top of it tomorrow

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The Flood / Re: Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:40:05 AM »
I need a cleanse


This is waht I need:

Kale
Spinach
Garlic
Berries
Banana
Pineapple
Orange Juice
Omega 3 seed

Blended into smoothie

Drink it

Lay in the sun and meditate for an hour

Take a cold shower and sleep for 12 hours

This is what I need to get back on top but I can't do ANY OF IT
why
Why do i need to do it or why can't I do any of it?

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The Flood / Re: Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:38:51 AM »
Scooby?

Rich Piana?

Arnie?

Coleman?

Riptoe?
Dude your avi is sick

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The Flood / Re: Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:37:18 AM »
I need a cleanse


This is waht I need:

Kale
Spinach
Garlic
Berries
Banana
Pineapple
Orange Juice
Omega 3 seed

Blended into smoothie

Drink it

Lay in the sun and meditate for an hour

Take a cold shower and sleep for 12 hours

This is what I need to get back on top but I can't do ANY OF IT

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The Flood / Re: Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:33:32 AM »
FUUUUUuuuuuuUuUuUuUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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The Flood / Re: Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:30:58 AM »
Like dawg I'm over here having a mental breakdown because I didn't get closer to my goals and lost progress today

That can't be healthy

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The Flood / Feel like a piece of shit
« on: February 28, 2016, 01:29:41 AM »
Masturbated 3 times (broke nofap)

Ate a ton of junk food. Mozzarella sticks/chocolate brownies/ice cream the whole shebang

Did nothing productive all day

I feel like a disgusting piece of shit. I want to shed this entire layer of my body and wipe clean my mind to forget everything about today. DISGUSTING

Think I'm mentally ill, it's not normal to feel so bad about doing regular human things


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Any tips on how to get a sick back?

I can't get results fam
also eat more proteinz and every workout try to increase from last time. It doesn't have to be weight neccasarily. Doing more reps than last workout, an extra set, a shorter rest time, or a slower negative are all ways to progressively overload. If you get anything from the two posts try and make it these two things, and you will get a sick affff back

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Any tips on how to get a sick back?

I can't get results fam
Alternate pull down movements for width )pull-ups, lay pull downs with different grip, machine pulldowns) and rowing movements for thickness(barbell rows, t bar rows, sitting cable rows) every other exercise. So an order would be like

Pull-ups
Barbell rows
Lay pull downs
Seated cable rows
Machine pull downs

I like to do a lot of volume. 4-5 sets first starting at like 15 reps and the later sets getting heavier but for reps like 8-10

Make sure you really stretch the back when the weight is going back. A negative of like 3 seconds is always good, focus on the muscle the entire time and squeeze hard and hold for one second when you pull it in

8)

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Bump

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The Flood / Haven't posted up a pic of myself in a while, here's my back
« on: February 27, 2016, 09:11:52 PM »
Have a rave festival coming up on Saturday, trynna get shredded 4 it



Ect ect

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The Flood / Re: Heavy risk, but the priiiize
« on: February 27, 2016, 01:02:45 PM »
Saw this a few days ago

Fucking lol

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