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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Hey muscleheads, get your ass in here and help me.
« on: March 12, 2016, 01:05:10 PM »
Do a little dance

Make a little love

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The Flood / Crying my eyes out
« on: March 11, 2016, 10:48:41 PM »
Holy fuck

So for my lab test that I studied my ass off for I ended up getting a pretty good fucking score, one of the top of the class

I just checked my grade online and the professor mistyped my grade, putting me from a 83% to a 63%

I'm looking everywhere but I'm almost certain I threw away the fucking exam a few days after getting it back

Absolutely fuming right now man

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So after a good amount of time hanging out with Chad I learned something

Sex is gross and I'm losing all interest in it.

The thing with Chad is that he has TONS of sex, like every single day, sometimes twice a day, a lot of times with different girls. At the very least 1 new girl per week

"Hey bro what do u think of this chick? I'm gonna fuck her"

Every other day I hear this and it made me think, do I come across like this too!?(but to a lesser degree) I realize that trying to have sex with a lot of chicks is really a terrible goal and kind of disgusting tbh

Another thing is that my sex drive is complete poop right now because I'm dieting, but unlike last time it was down, this time I have ZERO interest in sex at all. I can't imagine fucking a girl right now, it makes me uncomfortable. So I'm definitely going to abstain for a loooonng time if things keep going how they're going.

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The Flood / Re: First leg day in 6 months
« on: March 11, 2016, 12:04:09 PM »
BRO

Eat extra protein
Stretch
Do a little walking/leg movement
Foam roll

sick recovery/10

I had one of the best chest days of my life yesterday, feels really sore cause I changed a few things

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The Flood / Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen
« on: March 11, 2016, 12:23:25 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 11, 2016, 12:04:22 AM »
just take Jive and keep him pls
::) ::) ::)

just take Jive and keep him pls
Honestly if he posted over there like he does here, he'd get booted within a couple weeks. No idea why he's defending the place.
I used to be a semi-kinda pretty active poster on Sapphire srs I like all of them they're good people

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The Flood / Re: Think I have binge eating disorder
« on: March 10, 2016, 11:47:02 PM »
can i feel your muscles bro
Yes bro

*flexes for rc*

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The Flood / Re: Think I have binge eating disorder
« on: March 10, 2016, 11:29:34 PM »
what turkey said, if you don't wanna eat something don't have it in your house that's how I lose weight i need to.
at the moment however im trying to gain some, being 6 ft and 140lbs may be nice for me cuz i like being skinny but it looks deformed and generally disgusting
Skinny ripped is GOAT bro


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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 10, 2016, 09:52:53 PM »
I just need to align my Avi to start posting

I've always liked Harlow/Sapphire smh sep7agon be chillll

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The Flood / Re: Sapphire went offsite
« on: March 10, 2016, 09:51:53 PM »
Haterz in the building

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The Flood / Re: Think I have binge eating disorder
« on: March 10, 2016, 12:30:34 PM »
Shit the fuck up you're like a little 15 year old white girl
shut the FUCK up and hop your ass outta my thread boi

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The Flood / Think I have binge eating disorder
« on: March 10, 2016, 01:41:29 AM »
So I've been trying to get shredded but something strange seems to have happened I me/my appetite. I notice that I tend to binge REALLY fucking bad on foods and then feel incredibly guilty afterwards. Like, I'm so mad at myself I want to force myself to puke mad(I'm not gonna do it lol but it's on my mind)

My diet is absolutely perfect for losing fat:
6 egg whites 1 whole egg
Cup cottage cheese
Carrots

Cup Greek yogurt
Protein shake
Apple

2 rice cakes with peanut butter
2scoops protein

Beef or chicken with veggies

Tuna with veggies

An I can keep that up for 2-3 days but on the 3rd day I end up losing all control and eating everything I can. For example today I had all that, but right now at 11pm I came to the kitchen to get a cup of water and ended up eating:

Half a bag of honey nut Cheerios
A pack of saltine crackers
A tub of nuts
Coco powder
Half a tub of vanilla frosting
Half a loaf of French bread

Wtf, this isn't the first time it's happened in the last few moths either. Now I'm mad because I pretty much wasted a day of dieting. It was like I had no control over what I was eating man. Anyone ever have a problem with binging?

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Yo when that happens to me, it isn't a particularly good dream.
What do you mean?

I'm gonna go for a long night walk and listen to emotional music

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Feeling sad dawg, she's been on my mind all day and it affected my interactions with people.

 Also I've been feeling extremely weak and flat in the gym because of my extreme low calorie strict diet and I ended up pigging out on oatmeal, feel guilty af right now, probably gonna go for a jog in a bit. I think I'm developing an eating disorder lol

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I was about to make a thread identical to this one. Same details and everything.
Mhmm no need to make fun of me  ::)

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The Flood / Re: Would you
« on: March 09, 2016, 12:04:46 PM »
Hnnng yes and oep and the whole crew

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Every time I fall asleep I keep dreaming about a girl I was friends with 2ish years ago that I was completely in love with.

In real life we were like best guy/girl friends, we were so similar it's crazy. She was never into me romantically but I got over it because I just loved hanging out with her ect

She moved super far away like a year and a half ago and I didn't keep in touch and i pretty much got over her, but for the past few weeks I keep dreaming about her and it's making me mad because it keeps resurfacing old feelings.

/blog

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The Flood / Re: I feel my friend is ignoring me
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:40:27 PM »
I don't replace friends like defective hardware. What good is a new friendship if I can't save an old one?

Make new friends
You can have both the old friend and the new friend. Making a new friend, however, will make you less needy on the old friend

I think you're being a bit silly here man

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The Flood / Re: Class doesnt really look like deci
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:39:08 PM »
Class, Deci, and Loaf could all be cousins
Ye but Loaf is easily the ugliest.
Agreed

Class kinda looks like Deci
Deci kinda looks like Loaf
However Class and Loaf don't look like each other very much

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The Flood / Re: Class doesnt really look like deci
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:35:03 PM »
Class, Deci, and Loaf could all be cousins
Oh god, you might consider deleting this before Class actually decides to kill himself.
I see Class as the better looking more socially adjusted cousin that hates going to family reunions

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The Flood / Re: Class doesnt really look like deci
« on: March 08, 2016, 11:28:57 PM »
Class, Deci, and Loaf could all be cousins

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The Flood / Re: I feel my friend is ignoring me
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:52:54 PM »
Make new friends

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The Flood / Re: I got a new pic for yall
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:52:12 PM »
I just threw up in my fucking mouth

jk cute pic loaf

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The Flood / Re: Slut shaming is not a bad thing
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:51:24 PM »
Agreed

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The Flood / Re: You're sitting in front of two buttons
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:26:36 PM »
Fuck all you racist pussies 💯💯💯 ✊🏿

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The Flood / Re: MODS LOCKED KUPO'S THREAD BECAUSE THEY KNOW HES RIGHT
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:24:50 PM »
Is there two Narus?!?!? :o

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The Flood / Re: I feel my friend is ignoring me
« on: March 08, 2016, 10:23:55 PM »
ITT: Shit that doesn't actually happen

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The Flood / Re: is your love life in tip top shape?
« on: March 07, 2016, 08:48:10 PM »
No. I don't even try to understand it anymore. I want every girl to come over right away, but you can't do that. I don't know...and this last one said she was leading on way to strong with me first.
I get invited to come over right away to girls houses when I've never even talked to them in my life

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The Flood / just had two scoops of pre workout i'm fuuarkin zyzz brah
« on: March 07, 2016, 04:40:44 PM »
feelin like a million billion dolla peakin off some sick tracks man boutta get a fukin sick pump brah you know what it is prewrokout got me buzzin gonna kill some chest it's chest day baby

YouTube

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Serious / Re: Financial literacy test:
« on: March 07, 2016, 03:14:05 PM »
I got all 5 right fuuaark #economics

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