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The Flood / Re: I'm starting to get turned on by spanking
« on: March 16, 2016, 01:04:22 AM »
I have no sex drive right now

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I barely remember writing this srs

Fucking cringe

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I've noticed this lately

My mental/emotional state is not the same in the day time Vs when I'm lying in bed ready to sleep

it's almost like I'm two different people

at night my emotional side comes out. I feel very connected to the world and people around me. I want to help people in need, and during this time I also get a really strong urge to tell my close family/friends how much I love and appreciate them. I also feel thankful for everything in my life and tell myself that I'm going to be more giving ect when I wake up. I just want to give love. This is also the time I usually listen to sad music lol

But when I wake up it's like I never felt those feelings! I actually feel embarrassed that I would think corny ass thoughts like that, and I spend the rest of my day feeling like a warrior or whatever. I'm way more selfish and don't feel nearly as empathetic as I do at night.

Weird stuff mayne
/blog

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The Flood / Re: HAPPY NAP DAY
« on: March 14, 2016, 04:58:41 PM »
All my social media sources tell me it's STEAK and BLOWJOB day


tfw no qt to give me steak and blowjobs ;_;
tfw i have a qt but she gives me neither of those things ;_;
we'll just have to give them to ourselves  8)



wait wut

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The Flood / Re: HAPPY NAP DAY
« on: March 14, 2016, 04:22:25 PM »
All my social media sources tell me it's STEAK and BLOWJOB day


tfw no qt to give me steak and blowjobs ;_;

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The Flood / Re: I really believe I have life figured out
« on: March 14, 2016, 02:11:31 PM »
I would definitely become a male stripper

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The Flood / Re: I really believe I have life figured out
« on: March 14, 2016, 12:19:53 PM »
Forgot my emojis

πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

πŸ‘³πŸ½πŸ¬

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The Flood / Re: I really believe I have life figured out
« on: March 14, 2016, 12:18:35 PM »
I see all these people trudging through life

So unfulfilled, so hesitant and timid in their thoughts and actions.

 Just waiting for that one "thing" to happen so they can finally be happy

But I see past that illusion.

 I'm like a Buddhist Shark

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The Flood / Re: I really believe I have life figured out
« on: March 14, 2016, 12:04:15 PM »
Can't figure out how to get replies though smh πŸ˜’

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The Flood / I really believe I have life figured out
« on: March 14, 2016, 11:50:40 AM »
Can't give away all my secrets tho

Only thing is I need to Learn how to make more money with the least amount of effort possible

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The Flood / Re: somebody please fucking kill me
« on: March 13, 2016, 11:32:06 PM »
Damn I did this before, my friend had a huge crush on her, I had a crush on her, and the 3 of us would hang out all the time. Her attraction was pretty one sided though

She took my virginity and he became incredibly depressed for like 3 months. Now that I look back I feel like a dick, but boy did karma bite me in the asssss
well shit wat do?
I'd need to know more about your situation but here's what I can tell you

Even if he says he's okay with it, deep down we both know he's not. He's just not gonna say anything because I'm sure he's a good guy

You also have to consider her feelings. Who would she want more? Be happier with? In my opinion if he's liked her for a while and never did anything about it, or if he did try but she wasn't as into him as he was her, then his time is passing. You can't go your entire life not chasing after a girl you want because "oh my friend has a crush on her", nobody owns anyone.

There might be the possibility that he really wouldn't mind, and although unlikely, it's basically the best scenario for you.

Really it's what you decide is best brah. My opinion would be to go for it, you deserve to be happy too. Just keep it mind it could damage or ruin a friendship

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The Flood / Re: somebody please fucking kill me
« on: March 13, 2016, 11:21:15 PM »
Damn I did this before, my friend had a huge crush on her, I had a crush on her, and the 3 of us would hang out all the time. Her attraction was pretty one sided though

She took my virginity and he became incredibly depressed for like 3 months. Now that I look back I feel like a dick, but boy did karma bite me in the asssss

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The Flood / Re: A 34 year old wants to fuck me
« on: March 13, 2016, 11:09:27 PM »
Who the fuck does anyone think they are on judging Roman for sticking his dick in whoever allows him to. As long as they are of legal age and are consenting, it's no ones business. You don't like him? Ignore him or mute he m and move on.

You judgmental prudes should just get over yourselves. People fuck. It happens. It's happening right now. Stop getting so pissed that it isn't happening to you. You aren't more moral. Just pathetic that you act like a spoiled child pissed that another kid has a toy you don't.

Do everyone a favor and kill yourselves
Truuuuuuueee

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The Flood / Re: How fast do you type?
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:34:50 PM »
I regularly would get 90-95

Highest I've hit is 102

Right now, maybe 80 idk I haven't typed fast in a while. Let me warmup

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The Flood / Re: Turns out my lil bro is 100% anti-degenerate
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:15:19 PM »
My little bro mogs ALL of your little bros

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The Flood / Re: My AC is out....
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:14:01 PM »
Well if you kick the stool over, eventually you'll have the inconvenience of having to pick it back up

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The Flood / Re: If Vision is on Stark's team...
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:10:30 PM »
I could pick it up

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The Flood / Where is Secondclass?
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:07:40 PM »
 Her last post was


literally what the fuck is this some kind of joke

so I went from people saying I was like a 7 then to a 5 and now apparently a zero that's great

go fuck yourselves



 :-[

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The Flood / Re: Trying out Plenty Of Fish
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:04:59 PM »
I hate dating sites and apps

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The Flood / Re: When you wake up and there's no hangover
« on: March 13, 2016, 08:03:32 PM »
Cleaned the interior of my car, shit looks so nice now

Left all the doors open in the sun for a few hours, got some car fresheners, vaccumed all of the floors and matts

It's like brand new hnng

Also got groceries and made delicious food

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The Flood / Re: Opinion on MEMES?
« on: March 13, 2016, 05:49:58 PM »
This is sick lol

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The Flood / Re: Opinion on MEMES?
« on: March 13, 2016, 05:49:23 PM »
What the fuck

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The Flood / Re: A 34 year old wants to fuck me
« on: March 13, 2016, 05:44:34 PM »
Dawg I don't think you're a scumbag at all (srs) I completely support your moves

However don't be acting like these chicks are fine ect, they're very mediocre/average so there's no need to act like you scored a 10 lol ::)  ::)

I say go for it and fuck the 34 year old, like Gatsby said you're not gonna marry this 20 something year old girl and I guarantee you'll regret letting the opportunity slip by

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The Flood / Re: Take a brief moment to look at your clock
« on: March 13, 2016, 04:30:34 AM »
Yo like I accidently had a lot of caffeine and it's gonna be 3am with no sign sleeping anytime soon what should I do πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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The Flood / Re: i'm actually stoned af rn
« on: March 12, 2016, 11:06:16 PM »
Haven't smoked weed in months

 feels good mayne
lol, no, it sucks ass.


I've been clean for over a year and smoked again for the first time yesterday and that felt good. God, I miss having something to do so stress doesn't overcome me.
I think I've come to the conclusion that weed isn't really for me

I don't tend to get the "de-stress" feeling that everyone talks about. A lot of times I get stuck in loops which make me uncomfortable, and if a negative thought enters my head it can be stuck there for ages. Plus I always wake up feeling groggy

Which sucks, because besides that being high is actually really enjoyable. I love how food tastes and how music sounds on it :/

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The Flood / Re: Feeling Blue
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:34:52 PM »
Damn man hope everything works out, sounds like you're in a tough position right now

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The Flood / Re: i'm actually stoned af rn
« on: March 12, 2016, 10:32:13 PM »
Haven't smoked weed in months

 feels good mayne

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The Flood / Re: Turns out my lil bro is 100% anti-degenerate
« on: March 12, 2016, 06:51:32 PM »
My little bro is 100% Chad af

15 years old
6'1" 190lbs
Aesthetic face, has been asked if he was a teen model
Loves sports and cars

So proud :')

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Your thread was pretty cunt-y

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The Flood / Re: Hey muscleheads, get your ass in here and help me.
« on: March 12, 2016, 01:12:00 PM »

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