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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Im paying $100 to buy a girls used panties Thursday
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:06:40 AM »
Hahahahahahahaha

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The Flood / Re: Miss you
« on: March 29, 2016, 01:52:57 AM »
Now I'm watching Smallville Clark and Lana moments on YouTube

Crying my eyes out

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The Flood / Re: Miss you
« on: March 29, 2016, 01:01:07 AM »
I'll never be your beast of burden

My back is broad but it's a hurtin

All I want is for you to make love to meeeee

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The Flood / Miss you
« on: March 29, 2016, 12:42:48 AM »
Haven't seen you in over a year and you're back in town

Still as beautiful as ever smh

Only girl I ever truly loved




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The Flood / Re: Do you judge people who are highly sexually active?
« on: March 28, 2016, 11:04:28 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Virgin Mary vs Mary Magdalene
« on: March 28, 2016, 08:39:08 PM »
Mary Mag was tough, she takes this

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The Flood / Re: Do you judge people who are highly sexually active?
« on: March 28, 2016, 08:14:33 PM »
It's ez 2 b a slut

It's hard 2 b a stud

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The Flood / Re: Just let your fears go
« on: March 28, 2016, 07:59:02 PM »
My buddy copped some super high quality mdma for the event in a few weeks and I'm hyped af but also kinda nervous because all the reviews I read on em have them listed as super duper strong

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The Flood / Re: 6000 words due in 17 hours, haven't started yet
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:22:19 PM »
Fuck

What's the topic?

2500
The Flood / Re: Muhammad vs Jesus
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:14:57 PM »
HOSPITALIZED A BRICK

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The Flood / Re: 6000 words due in 17 hours, haven't started yet
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:14:34 PM »
How many pages is that?

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The Flood / Re: Muhammad vs Jesus
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:13:33 PM »
WRASTLED WITH ALLIGATORS

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The Flood / Re: Muhammad vs Jesus
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:13:09 PM »
Float like a butterfly

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The Flood / Re: What does "insecure" mean?
« on: March 28, 2016, 04:12:14 PM »
some people say it as a cop out word to use against someone who does something that might make them feel inferior (that makes more sense saying it in my head)

"Oh he has a big truck so he must be insecure about something" ect whatever

Generally I see it as low confidence about certain aspects, physical or mental, about yourself.

I don't see judging someone an indication of insecurity at all. If I judge the fat Walmart mom buying gallons of ice cream and bags chips does that make me insecure about my own weight? Nah

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The Flood / Re: How many friend face friends do you have? (facebook)
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:33:40 PM »
I haven't logged into Facebook in like 3 years but around 400-450. Used to be more but I did a mini purge back then

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The Flood / Re: Either I'm growing up or I'm really no longer myself.
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:32:03 PM »
There is no self

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The Flood / Re: Thief in your house
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:30:40 PM »
It depends what mood I've been in. If I was in a bad mood is beat him to near death

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The Flood / Festival prep
« on: March 28, 2016, 12:21:15 AM »
YouTube


Today I binged hard. Starting low carb festival prep tomorrow, this thread is to keep me accountable. Festival rave in a little over 2 weeks

Meal 1:

4 eggs 4 egg whites w/ ketchup
1 cup cottage cheese
Protein Shake
Multivitamin
D3
Zinc
Fish Oil

Preworkout:

Apple or pineapple slices with green tea

Postworkout:

Protein Shake
Half a cup of cashews or almonds
Apple or pineapple slices

Meal 3:
2 cans of salmon
2 cupsbrocolli or grean beans

Meal 4:
1lb ground beef or ground turkey
1 avocado
Romanian lettuce and spinach salad

1950 calories
235g protein
50g carbs

Sick it'slike i'm a real life bodybuilder  :D :D

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The Flood / Re: Just let your fears go
« on: March 27, 2016, 11:54:28 PM »
Fuuarktime 2 peak

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The Flood / Re: Do you judge people who are highly sexually active?
« on: March 27, 2016, 10:49:23 PM »
Yes

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It blows my mind how much of a stereotypical chad you are

His name is Chad?
no I wish 😪

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The Flood / Re: Going to a bar alone for the first time
« on: March 27, 2016, 09:37:53 PM »
If nothing is happening think to yourself "what would make a good story to tell sep7agon later" and then do that thing
I'm going to bang someone, I can guarantee it. And I'll tell you all about. I made one last effort to reach out to Samantha today, and I told myself that was it.
Samantha is a flaky bitch
Go fuck yourself.
Grow up Samantha ::)

You insulted her bro. You grow up.
Lol what are you even talking about fella

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The Flood / Re: Need bar tips for tonight
« on: March 27, 2016, 04:56:43 PM »
YOU

SCARED

LIDDO

PUSSY

BOI

GO

TO

THE

BAR

FUUARK

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I think I will end up diabetic

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Not gonna lie hell yeah I would

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The Flood / Re: I fucking hate people
« on: March 27, 2016, 04:53:02 PM »
It's not that black and white bro beans
Everyone sees themselves as the hero of their story

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The Flood / Re: Going to a bar alone for the first time
« on: March 27, 2016, 04:49:18 PM »
If nothing is happening think to yourself "what would make a good story to tell sep7agon later" and then do that thing
I'm going to bang someone, I can guarantee it. And I'll tell you all about. I made one last effort to reach out to Samantha today, and I told myself that was it.
Samantha is a flaky bitch
Go fuck yourself.
Grow up Samantha ::)

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Peanut butter and a protein shake

not mirin at all  :(

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The Flood / Just let your fears go
« on: March 26, 2016, 11:57:18 PM »
You might find your way back home

Just let your fears go

You might find that you're not lost

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Going to a bar alone for the first time
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:25:30 PM »
If nothing is happening think to yourself "what would make a good story to tell sep7agon later" and then do that thing
I'm going to bang someone, I can guarantee it. And I'll tell you all about. I made one last effort to reach out to Samantha today, and I told myself that was it.
good. Samantha is a flaky bitch that doesn't deserve any more of your attention
I was so patient and understanding and gave her the benefit of the doubt.
yeah cause you have little experience with girls. You played yourself boyo. She used you for her own validation. When she wasn't getting the attention she wanted from other men she'd come to you and be reassured that someone likes her. Why would you EVER wanna be with a girl like that? You didn't like her, you liked the fantasy you made up of you and her in your head. Now go to that bar and find a girl who really will appreciate you, and fuck her brains out. There are plenty of them out there

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