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2461
« on: April 02, 2016, 12:53:10 PM »
Roman you're definitely not that handsome fella, or at least not as good looking as you think. if you were girls wouldn't toss you to the side no matter how autistic you acted.
2462
« on: April 02, 2016, 12:51:24 PM »
I will be going back tonight anyways. I was probably the best looking guy there.
You were checking out the guys too?
Fucking maricon
Kek. Of course I check them out to know who I'm up against.
Looks mean jack shit, you know
looks mean 85% of everything in picking up girls in night life settings
2463
« on: April 02, 2016, 05:56:56 AM »
Is it really as good as everyone says? Might need to watch it
2464
« on: April 02, 2016, 05:54:20 AM »
At a high school party of a friend and late into the night a ton of gangsters show up(10-12 of them)
They stay chilling and nobody tells them anything because they're not causing trouble, but then one of the ghetto gangster girls starts arguing with one of my high school classmate girls(party native). A friend of mine breaks it up separates them, but all the gangsters line up ready to fight
Owners of the house telling them to leave, they don't wanna. A somewhat friend of mine goes up to them telling them to leave the property(backyard) and then they quickly grab his arm and pull him down and start kicking and punching him.
Before you know it one of them smashes a bottle on his head and I see straight red, never been that angry in my entire life. I run up there with like 5 other people and just start swinging at them, but we get outnumbered and while I did get a few good hits on some and even knocked a guy down I remember getting hit sooooo hard twice once in the jaw and once in the clavicle/neck area. Thought I was gonna be out dawg I stumbled back and nearly fell over. I think the guy was a boxer, that shit was fast and disoriented me so bad I had one of those head rushes when you stand up too fast x 100 lol
We backed out of there and they left saying they were gonna come back and kill us blah blah so when they left the house owners made sure we were okay and then my friends and I got the fuck out lol
2465
« on: April 01, 2016, 04:00:32 PM »
Looking mighty lean like lean beef for this rave coming up in a little over a week
But if I had 1-2 extra weeks I could look fucking sweet a1 bbq ready boi
2466
« on: April 01, 2016, 02:39:43 PM »
Dude that's crazy because I was laying bed just now thinking about how I'm just not a normal person, and pretty fucked.
One positive thing I can say though, I've never done drugs to make myself even more messed up.
yeah me either
2467
« on: April 01, 2016, 02:20:56 PM »
Dude that's crazy because I was laying bed just now thinking about how I'm just not a normal person, and pretty fucked. The reason why I wanted to be a teacher was because of one I was dating at the time to impress them, and make them think wow he's ambitious. Maybe it's worth sticking around with him then. That's been the case with a lot of them (Bree, Brittany, Ashley, Lauren, Samantha, etc...). Or because I thought there'd be my "perfect match" also in my class. Or to get me out of working retail which is literally driving me crazy. I don't have a dream job and have to choose something, I just don't know what.
And I want the normal life that every one else has. It didn't work out with the last girl because she is normal. She has plenty of friends, goes to the gym, is social, mature, works to pay for her education and utilities...and I am the opposite of everyone of those things. And I still have feelings for her, and she blocked me from everything. Working 24 hours a week at a KMart does make me want to kill myself. And so does spending the majority of my time on the internet. And not one woman can even stay my friend after things don't work out, and I annoy them. Now even my parents hate me because I drink in the mornings and throughout the day. They don't even want me to go to a bar, and I'm almost 24.
2468
« on: April 01, 2016, 02:58:35 AM »
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
2469
« on: April 01, 2016, 02:57:19 AM »
I like you mehttaline <3
2470
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:06:12 PM »
Dude I wanna skydive sooooOooooOooo bad
2471
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:03:57 PM »
and joe rogan
2472
« on: March 31, 2016, 10:03:23 PM »
Wittgenstein Hume NIETZSCHE 
2473
« on: March 31, 2016, 08:19:32 PM »
Why bother going out and being uncomfortable when you can just stay in and get drunk at home?
2474
« on: March 31, 2016, 02:09:17 PM »
Were you on drugs? If so chill with them for a bit.
Idk what to tell you Sol, but I think your mental health is more important than the Navy and would recommend going back for help if things continue to worsen
2475
« on: March 31, 2016, 02:05:39 PM »
Do you know when season 11 will be up on Netflix?
2476
« on: March 31, 2016, 02:04:40 PM »
Yeah I definitely need a source for the 2nd pic of Lisa and her friends. More pics/video ect
2477
« on: March 30, 2016, 11:01:49 PM »
Dude how did you end up getting it?
2478
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:55:19 PM »
Deci tbh you should be the Last person giving any advice in any thread involving women ever.
2479
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:53:42 PM »
I love nearly every single thing that came from Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Unless you try to do something beyond what you have mastered, you will never grow"
Or something like that. Just the first one that came to my head
2480
« on: March 30, 2016, 10:34:28 PM »
I don't hate you, I'm just still trying to understand how someone can be this much of a chad.
Lol fuck outta here.
You don't know the first thing about being Chad.
Jive isn't alpha or beta, he's some sort of new 80s gym teacher type mother fucker who smashes mad pussay and makes all the kids in his class look like cucks but deep down inside he's broken cuz a real Chad is givin it the only woman he ever loved.
How did you do that
2481
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:46:42 PM »
Dude just crash your libido so you stop worrying about it. I have so many girls wanting me for sex right now and I have interest in NONE of them because my diet has crashed my sex drive. Haven't had sex in ages, don't really care to. All I want is the attention
2482
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:40:45 PM »
got like 30 tinder bitches from Russia on my dick doesn't matter cause You might sit here thinkin I'm a faggot and U might be right but at least I'm gonna be shredded sickkunt zyzz wannabe roody poody ass looking teenage mutant ninja turtle shredder 
2483
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:24:42 PM »
Mrs. Obama is ugly af
2484
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:07:23 PM »
Feel like throwing up 
2485
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:06:18 PM »
Man she could catch this dick
2486
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:27:17 AM »
You need to do drugs to become an interesting person to these girls boyo
No. The type of girl I'm into wouldn't do them. And that's the worst advice in the history of worst advice.
no no no it'll work I'm an 18 year old degenerate drug user with no job and I could have the type of girls you worship begging for me. they know I'm interesting from the drugs. I recommend starting small
2487
« on: March 30, 2016, 09:18:04 AM »
You need to do drugs to become an interesting person to these girls boyo
2488
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:15:33 AM »
I wish I was black so I could rape loaf
2489
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:14:53 AM »
It's a cuck or be cucked world
2490
« on: March 30, 2016, 02:08:03 AM »
$60 and I'll get you 18y/o white girl panties + pics of her Doing activities in them
Your choice of colored underwear for an extra $10
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