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I support you somewhat fella but seeing you post an essay every time a girl adds you on Facebook or doesn't text back is getting to be annoying as fuck. If I posted every insignificant interaction i have with girls id be making 40 threads a day.

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The Flood / Been feeling weird lately
« on: April 07, 2016, 12:32:46 AM »
Not all there emotionally

Distant, cold, ect ect

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The Flood / Re: So now I need a different kind of girl help
« on: April 06, 2016, 09:11:01 PM »
All of you are dummies

Roman isn't looking for advice. He already knows what he's going to do before he makes the thread. He likes seeing people like Deci spaz out with his refusal to take anyone's advice. btw Deci I have no clue why you're trying to give dating advice at all. You're the most active person in every single Roman thread and you've never talked to a woman in your life

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The Flood / How can I improve my reading speed and comprehension?
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:33:50 PM »
Have access to any book I want

starting to read more again (philosophy, spirituality, and psychology) so I can become an egoless transcendent human being who is also the pinnacle of physical perfection

id like to read as many books as possible, any tips on how to read faster while also improving the amount of info I actually learn?

Inb4 be less dumb

Also any book recommendations? Non fiction please

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The Flood / Re: So now I need a different kind of girl help
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:01:10 PM »
Interestingly enough, I have a similar situation. It's a weird story. My father and his boss were talking at work, somehow his daughter came up etc etc...Talked about maybe me meeting her. I said I'd have to see what she looks like first. Gave me a name, looked this morning, not interested. Now she just sent me a friend request. What do? WOuld not go out with this girl, she is a year older than me but looks like she's twelve, no joke.

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The Flood / Re: Don't wanna be a stranger, want to be the one you need
« on: April 06, 2016, 12:37:11 AM »
Feeling good

Looking great

Let's see if I can keep this conditioning up for 1 more week, or even improve it

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The Flood / Re: Don't wanna be a stranger, want to be the one you need
« on: April 05, 2016, 06:20:38 PM »
Thanks EnderWolf1013

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>Oneitis commented over the weekend that they wouldn't want to have sex with me

Just the motivation I needed to go grocery shopping and continue my existence....
Know that feel homie, just keep on keeping on

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bruh i had the best sex of my life last night, how does that make you feel ;)
I'm happy for you srs :)

however if i was in the same room while you were doing it I'd HATE IT AND YOU FOREVER

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The Flood / Re: You guys ever have those moments
« on: April 05, 2016, 06:15:38 PM »
Actually happens quite often to me

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The Flood / Re: I CAN'T LIVE
« on: April 05, 2016, 06:14:48 PM »
AND YOU GIVE

AND YOU GIVE

AND YOU GIVE YOURSELF AWAY

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY

DON'T LET IT GET AWAY

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The Flood / Don't wanna be a stranger, want to be the one you need
« on: April 05, 2016, 12:43:42 PM »
I CAN BE YOUR WORLD YOUR LIFE YOUR LOVER ALL FOR FREE

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Deci honestly completely truthfully shut the fuck up lol

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The Flood / Why do I freak out when I hear other people have sex?
« on: April 04, 2016, 10:14:43 PM »
I've had this problem since before I ever had sex, and I dread situations where I know it might happen

I cannot stand being in a room or thin walled room while trying to sleep only to hear the people next to me having sex. I honestly freak out and get a weird mix of emotions including anger, disgust, anxiety, and even a little jealousy. It's really freaking weird, does this happen to anyone else? It's not necessarily that I'm jealous of the couple either, the girl could be ugly af and I'll still feel the same. It's even worse if I know the person.

I actively avoid certain events like camping or staying in hotels with girls and guys if I know someone's going to get it on, even if I know I'd be having sex too. I just can't stand it

Anyone know this feel?

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac should have been banned a long time ago
« on: April 04, 2016, 08:35:40 PM »
Elegiac is a good dude with a quirky and playful sense of humor, you guys just overblew anything negative he did cause you didn't like him

No, he was an asshole.

I don't like how you have a "thing" for everybody here. Its creepy.
u wot

Plz explain because I have absolutely no FUCKInG idea what ur talking about

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac should have been banned a long time ago
« on: April 04, 2016, 03:41:15 PM »
Elegiac is a good dude with a quirky and playful sense of humor, you guys just overblew anything negative he did cause you didn't like him

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The Flood / Re: Describe your dream home
« on: April 04, 2016, 01:49:00 PM »
I'm a HUGE fan of contemporary home styles. Not all those glass walls though, so probably something more stone contemporary.

Big huge kitchen with granite counter island bar, separating the the seating area and cupboards/sink. I want a walk in pantry and a big steel fridge. Also lots of natural light from huge windows, preferably from the seating area pointing in. Wood floors in the kitchen, light colored wood.

Living room will have carpet, light colored carpet with comfortable soft black leather couches, the kind you sink right into. I imagine the living room exiting from the kitchen, and also accessible through a hallway entrance. More natural light, big windows

The light carpet goes everywhere except kitchen and entrance. I also would like a library type room, with lots of bookshelves and Lamborghinis. small room with carpet, a bean bag and two chairs which I forget the artistic name for. This room will be different from the rest of my home as it will be designed similarly to my home now. Also I might want a bonzi tree(spelling?)

Big 3 car garage, second fridge in here. An elliptical and some gaming machine idk. Id say pool/billiards but the ball bouncing off might hit a car. Same for fuzbal and air hockey.

Backyard will be under an acre, with lots of trees and plants towards the back. Big pool, light colored cement floor because dark colored makes it look smaller and deeper. Maybe a sunroom exiting out of my house leading to the pool area. Also a path that circles through my entire yard.

There's more but I forget

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The Flood / Re: im turning into a normie
« on: April 04, 2016, 01:58:53 AM »
On the outside I'm completely normie

BuT deep down I'm a closeted internet freak

Been on forums since I was 11 years old :')

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The Flood / Re: The House of El and Theology
« on: April 04, 2016, 01:52:39 AM »
I like when you make informative posts about philosophy/religion ect, man

Thanks, big guy. I do my best.

Been a big interest of mine lately.
Well as long as you keep posting them I'll keep reading em

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The Flood / Re: The House of El and Theology
« on: April 04, 2016, 01:47:42 AM »
I like when you make informative posts about philosophy/religion ect, man

It gives me asmr tingles in the head

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If you decide to retire it can I become Decimator Omega next?

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The Flood / Re: This isn't handsome?
« on: April 04, 2016, 01:43:30 AM »
What have I become...I've started swiping men on Tinder.

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The Flood / Re: Give those three chickens abortions
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:35:17 AM »
i wake up all veggies no eggs

hit the gym all chest no legs

then i make myself a smooooothie

then me and wifey make a mooooovie

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The Flood / Re: What is holding you back in life?
« on: April 04, 2016, 12:33:41 AM »
Need more money for raves and festivals eyuuup

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Serious / Re: Where were you when equality won?
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:12:32 PM »
The men are going to fuck with these women so much

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The Flood / Re: What a disaster
« on: April 03, 2016, 09:15:45 PM »
What have I become...I've started swiping for men on Tinder.
haahahahahahahaha

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The Flood / Re: Trump is coming to my town
« on: April 02, 2016, 11:18:05 PM »
Suck his dick

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The Flood / Peak week baby now or never, got that warrior soul
« on: April 02, 2016, 10:00:50 PM »
YouTube


losing my fucking mind

want to eat everything that exists

not gonna giveup now

smh

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The Flood / Re: What a disaster
« on: April 02, 2016, 03:44:57 PM »
Wow fella you aren't nearly as bad as I pictured you smh

what the fuck are you doing wrong then ::)

Maybe it's your body language

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The Flood / Re: What a disaster
« on: April 02, 2016, 03:35:10 PM »
Roman you're definitely not that handsome fella, or at least not as good looking as you think. if you were girls wouldn't toss you to the side no matter how autistic you acted.
Did you see the last picture I posted? Puts you to shame.
Haha this nigga!!

Sorry but it's true. Do you think if you looked like this that ugly fat girls wouldn't text you back?



You really think that if you were actually handsome girls would cut communication with you forever because you double text? Instead they get restraining orders

Face it buddy boyo you can't live in denial any longer, you just aren't attractive enough for them

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