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The Flood / Just binged hard as fuck so I can GET THIS DICK UP
« on: April 27, 2016, 01:08:39 AM »
Libido was in the pooper. Need my animal spirit for Saturday. In under 40 minutes I ate:

3 bowls cereal
Milk
6 pop tarts
3 muffins
Box of ritz crackers
Peanut butter and chocolate
Assorted chips with dip

I'm lean enough now that this won't ruin my body composition and I can be back on track in under 2 days. That libido gonna spike up now boi just nred to make sure I don't fap anytime soon

2312
You took this photo at 10 past 5
Wrong sir

Where are you getting your information

2313
wat do

His cock is out and it's extremely small


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The Flood / Re: I hate my life
« on: April 26, 2016, 02:02:11 AM »
HAHA SIKE πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

whatever.
look dude I'm sure whatever problem you have isn't as bad as you're making it out to be. The thing is you have a tendency to act like you're so above any suggestion to fix it, it's pointless to even recommend anything to u cause you won't take the advice anyways

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The Flood / Re: Saturday is gonna be L I T
« on: April 26, 2016, 01:57:10 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I hate my life
« on: April 26, 2016, 01:56:16 AM »
HAHA SIKE πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ


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The Flood / Re: I hate my life
« on: April 26, 2016, 01:55:38 AM »
Me too

2318
The Flood / Re: Saturday is gonna be L I T
« on: April 25, 2016, 11:02:11 PM »
MFW ONE GROUP OF GIRLS WANT TO PAY FOR OUR HOTEL BUT ANOTHER GROUP OF HOTTER YOUNGER GIRLS JUST HIT US UP WANTING US TO STAY AT THEIR HOUSE


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The Flood / Re: Saturday is gonna be L I T
« on: April 25, 2016, 10:57:03 PM »
pls upload and send link pls

will upload

lots of cummies  ;D

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The Flood / Saturday is gonna be L I T
« on: April 25, 2016, 10:50:56 PM »
L I T
I
T

 gonna try to film a sep7agon themed orgy  :P :P :P



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The Flood / Re: is cheating on tests really that bad?
« on: April 25, 2016, 05:57:15 PM »
Calc is easy dawg. Calc II is a biiiitch

Lol math is hard AF to me. Literally cheated my way through math since like Algebra 1 in 7th grade.
I used to be pretty good at math, but later in high school I slacked hardcore. Ended up paying the T.A. so I'd pass the class, SMH it bit me in the ass my first semester of college though.

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The Flood / Re: The God Emperor of Mankind is coming to my city
« on: April 25, 2016, 05:54:19 PM »
He's a good guy

2323
The Flood / Re: is cheating on tests really that bad?
« on: April 25, 2016, 05:51:59 PM »
Calc is easy dawg. Calc II is a biiiitch

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The Flood / Re: I feel like I see myself winding up alone.
« on: April 25, 2016, 04:55:34 PM »
Yeah, I can definitely see you winding up alone too :/

I don't need your pity Jive.

I'm not giving you my pity phaggot I couldn't care less whether you end up alone or not

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The Flood / Re: I feel like I see myself winding up alone.
« on: April 25, 2016, 12:39:12 PM »
Yeah, I can definitely see you winding up alone too :/

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Thanks Enderwolf1013

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The Flood / Re: When I See People In Happy Relationships
« on: April 24, 2016, 09:45:32 PM »
Can't wake up


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The Flood / Re: I got kissed by a girl
« on: April 24, 2016, 06:50:05 PM »
I'm probably gonna fuck 3 different extremely hot chicks on the same night this Saturday

2329
It's not autonomous sensory meridian response, is it?

I get this with music I love, mostly. Also when having an epiphany.
No but I looooove asmr. its also not frisson which is like goosebumps during an epic moment or whatever.

I'd honestly say it's comparable to an mdma come up, or moments before it fully hits. Only less extreme. But I've had this before I tried any drugs.

It'll last a few minutes, around maybe 5.
Strange. And coincidentally you've done MDMA recently?

My moments of euphoria usually seem to be triggered by something instead of arising spontaneously.
I think sometimes it can be triggered by certain songs

Also if I listen to the music I heard when I was rolling, I get mad goosebumps and chills all over my body and almost feel like tearing up out of happiness

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The Flood / Re: How many nukes would it take...
« on: April 24, 2016, 03:56:23 PM »
I dunno but it only takes 1 me to soak up the sun

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The Flood / Re: It's Always Sunny in Sep7agon
« on: April 24, 2016, 03:47:34 PM »
I don't wanna be Mac i wanna be DENNIS

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It's not autonomous sensory meridian response, is it?

I get this with music I love, mostly. Also when having an epiphany.
No but I looooove asmr. its also not frisson which is like goosebumps during an epic moment or whatever.

I'd honestly say it's comparable to an mdma come up, or moments before it fully hits. Only less extreme. But I've had this before I tried any drugs.

It'll last a few minutes, around maybe 5.

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Do you also feel downs where you just can't get out of bed?
Nope, but sometimes I get in moods where I am very angry/irritated at everything. I can recognize it's unreasonable too but that doesn't seem to do much. I don't think I'm bipolar though

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Do you become depressed when you glance down to your dong?
Nah I love my pecker he's a good guy

2335
Srs it's kinda weird

I'll be in my car or chilling at home when out of nowhere I get the overwhelming feeling of being EXTREMELY happy. Like I want to just get up and dance and sing. I can feel it resonate through my entire body. I'd compare it to the happiness when you're excited for something that's going to happen soon.

It's sick

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Serious / Re: Praise Britannica - circumcision ruling
« on: April 23, 2016, 01:42:41 PM »
People will defend their dicks until the day they die.

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The Flood / Re: I just hit Dizzy Drunk.
« on: April 23, 2016, 01:52:35 AM »
What are the stages of drunk in your opinion

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The Flood / Re: It's 1:30 here, I feel sick, and I have work to do
« on: April 23, 2016, 01:49:38 AM »
Chillin in bed super tired. Feel good man, good workout and my diet has been perfect this whole week


Worried for my friend though. He is on a path to mdma abuse and it's very frustrating trying to help because he's so hard headed

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The Flood / Re: Would I be a good mod?
« on: April 22, 2016, 04:23:07 PM »
The people have spoken

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The Flood / Re: Tore my miniscus and a couple ligaments
« on: April 22, 2016, 04:22:19 PM »
That sucks mayne

My knees used to hurt a lot from running so much but they're nice now. Sometimes when it's cold they'll ache a bit

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