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2281
« on: May 02, 2016, 01:50:18 PM »
why do all of these autistic kids have such high expectations for girls
Hahaha truuuueeee
2282
« on: May 02, 2016, 12:31:29 PM »
I want to be your lady maybe
If your game is on, give me a call boo
If your lovin's strong, gonna give my all to you
2283
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:21:25 PM »
this is why i take psychedelics when i go to raves and music fests, they're less dangerous and i get to remember the entire experience in vivid detail :^)
I can't imagine doing any type of mind altering drugs like lsd/weed/shrooms ect at an event man :/ I become way too introverted and get stuck in my thoughts.
2284
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:19:54 PM »
If only there was a record of the thoughts that went through your head as you made that decision.
2285
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:18:49 PM »
>Pregaming on liqueur
Jive confirmed basic bitch
Spoiler But seriously like 90% of your posts are about how you binged or drank to a point of bodily harm, and you should seriously consider counseling because it's definitely not normal behavior. Eh, truthfully it doesn't happen nearly as much as it may seem. I'm pretty normal 28 days out of the month
2286
« on: May 01, 2016, 12:16:22 PM »
First off I'm glad you're not dead....
Second of all..... WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!
Were you TRYING to get alcohol poisoning?!
::insert angry mom rant here::  Seriously! I would have rather you rolled than drank that fucking much!!!
I hope you have learned your lesson!
Thanks MOM  lol Honestly I don't think I'll be drinking for a loooong time.
2287
« on: May 01, 2016, 12:13:57 PM »
can you go one thread without bragging about how much people supposedly worship you because you're buff
tbh it was the highlight of my night :/
2288
« on: May 01, 2016, 11:38:12 AM »
Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
if it was low volume then I could see that being less dangerous but
if it's medium or stronger (%wise, dunno if yanks use that measurement) then wew
It was jäger. Don't know if that has high % wise
But I just looked at my snapchat and it said....under 16 minutes
I really hope that isn't short for Jaegermeister
because that's 35%
if you drank a litre of 35% in one sitting jfc
Weak. My nan swigged a bottle of that for her 80th.
Spoiler But seriously, jesus fucking christ. There's drinking sorta responsibly to get a laugh out of being inebriated, but then there's drinking like a complete tit and not being fun at all.
Yeah man I know :/ Everyone was going to roll on Molly's but I didn't want to, so I thought I'd try to drink enough to last me the whole night cause you can't bring drinks into the venue. I'm an idiot
2289
« on: May 01, 2016, 11:16:11 AM »
Half of a handle is what in metric?
or in alcohol units?
almost an entire liter.
If that's true than I'm surprised he's even alive if he drank that much in 25 minutes.
if it was low volume then I could see that being less dangerous but
if it's medium or stronger (%wise, dunno if yanks use that measurement) then wew
It was jäger. Don't know if that has high % wise But I just looked at my snapchat and it said....under 16 minutes
2290
« on: May 01, 2016, 10:37:00 AM »
Stupid rave I'm hella salty I was looking solid, fresh haircut fresh outfit ect. Everyone was mirin mayyynnne. But I pregamed too hard and drank an entire half of a handle to myself in under 25 minutes. Beginning was cool but then I blacked out and the last thing I remember is falling down the stairs and some guy saying I'm lucky I'm buff or that would have really hurt lol. This happened at like 9pm Don't remember anything else except for waking up in the medical room of the venue at 1am being surrounded by volunteers. Apparently they needed like 3 people to carry me there and I threw up too many times/almost died ect. So mad I missed the entire rave you guys don't even understand  This is embarrassing but I need to tell you guys. No hangover surprisingly but I think Im actually still be drunk. Tbh alcohol is poison S/O to Verb
2291
« on: April 30, 2016, 12:40:11 AM »
Loaf only comes every now and then to post a few wacky threads then leaves. He only posts in his threads too, like he has tunnel vision. Happy bday though Loaf even though you probably won't see this 
2292
« on: April 30, 2016, 12:37:04 AM »
C H A D S 
2293
« on: April 30, 2016, 12:33:49 AM »
because you got caught be retarded.
First you couldn't read, now you can't type.
Maybe this will be a lesson for you? Read posts a little slower so you can actually understand what is being said.
LOL "First of all, correct your grammar and spelling"
Why are you so angry dude?
Don't be hypocritical saying drunk posters are retarded when you're the worst one.
Lmao shut the fuck up boyo stop trying to pick fights over nothing
2294
« on: April 29, 2016, 10:26:19 PM »
THEY COUNCIL ME
THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME
2295
« on: April 29, 2016, 08:42:00 PM »
Cause im a piece of shit it ain't hard to fuckin tell
2296
« on: April 28, 2016, 05:57:39 PM »
I...actually know exactly what you mean. 0___0 they are horrible.
Anyways, how much are you benching nowadays?
Hey man! Nice to see you pop in once and a while. And I actually haven't benched in a while since I've been trying to lose fat and it generally hurts my shoulder pretty bad. My main chest exercise right now are weighted dips. I can bust out 10 with a 65lb dumbbell hanging and 6 with 80lbs. I weigh about 190 right now so I'm pretty proud of that how about you?
2297
« on: April 28, 2016, 05:55:07 PM »
Get shredded as fuck cuzz
2298
« on: April 28, 2016, 05:50:49 PM »
You know the kind
Fat. Usually have highlights in their hair. Tattoos, at least 2 of them are of butterflies or flowers. Wear sweatpants and shirts way too tight for their bodies. Usually have flip flops on where their feet hang off the sides and touch the cement.
Can be found: Smoking cigs in the Walmart parking lot or causing commotion at a local gas station and harassing the workers. Repulsive
2299
« on: April 28, 2016, 09:44:43 AM »
When I had a conversation with my friend about my LSD trip he mentioned to me that some of the higher up rich people he works for occasionally microdose lsd for the competitive edge.
Not sure how legit it is but if I was a ceo I'd try it forsure
2300
« on: April 27, 2016, 11:38:55 PM »
do you have faith in god above
if the bible tells you so
And do you believe in rock n roll
can music save your mortal soul
and can you teach me how to dance reaaaaaaal sloooow
2301
« on: April 27, 2016, 06:39:54 PM »
fuck man I'm in a really really bad mood but I don't wanna spam the forum with another thread I already made like 3 yesterday
2302
« on: April 27, 2016, 06:28:07 PM »
Wha if she's telling me stop but really means yes?
2303
« on: April 27, 2016, 04:27:44 PM »
I cannot be categorized with the rest.
I am unique
2304
« on: April 27, 2016, 04:16:44 PM »
I will rape you if I get the chance
2305
« on: April 27, 2016, 02:12:16 PM »
"You put the criminals down and they get back up, I put them down and they stay down!"
Youre one bad day away from becoming me
2306
« on: April 27, 2016, 11:47:22 AM »
I feel like this is just an excuse my stomach is playing for me 2 eat pop tarts and shit smh
2307
« on: April 27, 2016, 11:45:54 AM »
You took this photo at 10 past 5
Wrong sir
Where are you getting your information
The clock on the wall behind you, isn't it keeping time?
Ah but you see the mirror flipped the clock! It was either 10 after 7 or 50 after 6 
Bruuuuutal.. but shouldn't you know which time it was of the two?
Times were too close mayne I'm leaning towards 6:50 though
2308
« on: April 27, 2016, 11:44:39 AM »
FACE IS BLOATED AF AND I JERKED OFF FROM THE SEX DRIVE BOOST
FUCK
GONNA DO A SMALLER REFEED TODAY WITH LOWER HEALTHY CARBS AND HOPE I KEEP SHAPE
2309
« on: April 27, 2016, 01:50:20 AM »
Actually really sad right now
What if I ruined my progress fml
2310
« on: April 27, 2016, 01:45:17 AM »
You took this photo at 10 past 5
Wrong sir
Where are you getting your information
The clock on the wall behind you, isn't it keeping time?
Ah but you see the mirror flipped the clock! It was either 10 after 7 or 50 after 6
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