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I need someone to help


Is it a waste to go to the hospital at 50 hours? Will they even do anything?

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Come on dude

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I'm panicking hard now please help. I'm being serious


I'm over emotional and delusional from the sleep deprivation and CANT SLEEP no matter how hard I try. It's been nearly 48 hours and I feel tired but cannot sleep. My heart is beating very fast ans hard and when I think of how deprived I am it beats harder and faster. Very panicked.

I think I'm gonna go to a hospital or er but I don't know if I'm over reacting. I didn't take any drugs except for caffeine from a preworkout at around 4pm, it's now 4:21am

What should I do?

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The Flood / Re: Haven't slept in 40 hours, feels weird man
« on: May 07, 2016, 02:46:46 AM »
Things are starting to get weird I don't like it

Popped a melatonin (all natural) and hopefully I'll be knocked out in a few minutes

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The Flood / Re: Haven't slept in 40 hours, feels weird man
« on: May 07, 2016, 02:33:12 AM »
Haha dawg smh

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The Flood / Re: Haven't slept in 40 hours, feels weird man
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:14:42 AM »
Why do people still reply to Jive threads? It is easy to just avoid them and make them go away
I'm a navy seal and I'll fucking kill you
I know you fam

Spoiler
"I'm a navy seal and I'll fucking kill you"


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The Flood / Re: Haven't slept in 40 hours, feels weird man
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:01:06 AM »
Why do people still reply to Jive threads? It is easy to just avoid them and make them go away
I'm a navy seal and I'll fucking kill you

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The Flood / Re: Haven't slept in 40 hours, feels weird man
« on: May 07, 2016, 12:00:24 AM »
Same. Studied for finals all night, had to open the following morning, then I saw Civil War that night. Got called into work today too, I'm dead.
Glad youre working again brah

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The Flood / Re: Haven't slept in 40 hours, feels weird man
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:59:33 PM »
It's simple

Ass or sleep.

I think we all know the answer here.
This guy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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The Flood / Haven't slept in 40 hours, feels weird man
« on: May 06, 2016, 11:35:34 PM »
Was ULTRA tired around 2-4 pm but I went somewhere and after I came home I felt extremely jittery/awake/happy. Like I got a second wind

Hard to concentrate eyes and feel tingly in my forearms and hands but other than that feel good man. Nothing out of the ordinary yet. Wanna sleep but girl is hitting me up and I wanna fuck but idk I think I should sleep.

Didn't take drugs except a little caffeine way earlier but I'm super sensitive to stims.

Also I've heard auditory and visual hallucinations start after 50 hours for some people. Crazy shit man

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The Flood / Re: Deci's life story part two
« on: May 06, 2016, 12:11:16 AM »
Nice fan fic.
Don't flatter yourself

It could use work though.

Like, the time Deci got jumped by 6 guys in the boys locker room  back in middle school and really couldn't defend himself because he was outnumbered as fuck.
Fuck those guys, man.

I won't lie, those were dark times. Their reason? I'm a retard just for being in a couple special ed classes so I have no basic human rights in their eyes.
They're losers for them to do that to you fella

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather Be Jive Or Charlie?
« on: May 06, 2016, 12:05:42 AM »
jive

he's a good fella

>being a hedonist degenerate with mood swings

Since when
Srs post: I'm not nearly as much of a drug abusing, narcissistic, bipolar meat head as I act on here. It's just an act maynnneee, more of an exaggeration for fun and entertainment.

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The Flood / Re: Would You Rather Be Jive Or Charlie?
« on: May 06, 2016, 12:03:14 AM »
Thanks guys :D

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The Flood / Re: Deci's life story part two
« on: May 06, 2016, 12:02:33 AM »
Nice fan fic.
Don't flatter yourself

It could use work though.

Like, the time Deci got jumped by 6 guys in the boys locker room  back in middle school and really couldn't defend himself because he was outnumbered as fuck.
Fuck those guys, man.

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Jive I bet you would try to suck yourself off every night if it were actually sizable.
Ha gayy


But what do u think about those measurements? 7 inches long 6 inches thick around. Not my dick, just the sheer size of that specific size. How does it make u feel?
I feel bad for you.

To be so insecure is as if you were standing on a jagged mountain side, you can't find balance, you just lean from one extreme to the other alleviating pain on one foot only.
Hahahaha you're looking too deep into it fella

 But since it's the topic at hand, what do u think of that size?

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Jive I bet you would try to suck yourself off every night if it were actually sizable.
Ha gayy


But what do u think about those measurements? 7 inches long 6 inches thick around. Not my dick, just the sheer size of that specific size. How does it make u feel?

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The Flood / Re: I think we should stop picking on Roman
« on: May 05, 2016, 06:30:45 PM »
I mean not posting in his threads is ideal. But I wouldn't agree with letting him off the hook about the amount he does.

Does no one remember the thread in Anarchy that proved he was lying about the whole deal?
It was painfully obvious that he was joking with the picture he put up. His posts are legit
How do you know?
-His past pictures were legit, all of his stories match up like its a real person. He doesn't do this to troll(although now he might) he genuinely likes to talk about himself and what's going on in his life. I do this too.

- You already had presumed he was lying from the beginning of his threads, you're way more inclined to grab up any "evidence" to prove your point

-He had mentioned he wasn't going to post more pics of girls, and then out f nowhere sarcastically says "okay guys this is her" to an easily traceable picture of a big woman. He wasn't actually intending on posting a real picture of her

Come on fella its forumming 101

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The Flood / Re: Would you rather be Roman or Deci?
« on: May 05, 2016, 06:24:02 PM »
Why did you make this thread? :/
You called Roman a loser, I may tease him and think he needs work but that's my nigga ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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The Flood / Re: I think we should stop picking on Roman
« on: May 05, 2016, 06:19:05 PM »
I mean not posting in his threads is ideal. But I wouldn't agree with letting him off the hook about the amount he does.

Does no one remember the thread in Anarchy that proved he was lying about the whole deal?
It was painfully obvious that he was joking with the picture he put up. His posts are legit

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The Flood / Would you rather be Roman or Deci?
« on: May 05, 2016, 06:16:12 PM »
Scenario:

You're forced to switch lives with one or the other: Decimator Omega or RomanGladiator. You adopt everything of the user(looks, personality, ambitions, taste in food ect). Everything about you is gone

Who do you choose?

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The Flood / Re: I think we should stop picking on Roman
« on: May 05, 2016, 06:13:08 PM »
U just gave me an idea

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The Flood / Re: Best Gang member
« on: May 05, 2016, 04:54:44 PM »
Dennis

Frank

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The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life
« on: May 05, 2016, 04:52:36 PM »
Haha dawg that's not the player life SMH
For me it is. I haven't had sex in nine months.
I feel you man. Let's be honest, we both know if you really really wanted to you could get laid way more often, and with better girls. What's holding you back?

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The Flood / Re: >tfw living the player life
« on: May 05, 2016, 04:01:30 PM »
Haha dawg that's not the player life SMH

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It varies. I stopped growing everywhere except for muscle-wise at around 14-15, but I also got my first mustache at around 13.
Damn, I can't even grow facial hair now
Oh, so that's why you take test supplements.
I don't take em yet brah. Gonna start asap this summer once I get enough money. I'm hoping in like 3 weeks:D :D :D

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You guys don't understand how excited I am to start poking myself yo

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I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR DICK, JIVE
No one ever does  :-X

Jive started Charlieposting, what a day.
Nahhhhhhh

It varies. I stopped growing everywhere except for muscle-wise at around 14-15, but I also got my first mustache at around 13.
Damn, I can't even grow facial hair now

pics or it didn't happen
Haaa.....gey

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The Flood / A serious question about my penis (Older people gtfih)
« on: May 05, 2016, 12:56:39 PM »
I want to ask a serious question about my dick but you guys won't take it serious because of all the memes ect. It will just look like I'm trying to compensate/brag but I'm being 100% serious lol (even though I am bragging a bit).

If you don't believe me(don't expect you to tbh) just pretend I'm someone else and that it's a serious question


What age does your dick stop growing? I'm asking this because my dick is already really fucking big and I'm very young, while I've been reading that it doesn't stop until around 21 or even 23-24 which is crazy. It's grown in the last few months, I just measured and i'm at 7 inch lengthwise and nearly fucking 6 inches of girth  :-[

I like my size now and honestly don't want it to grow much bigger, and also because when I start roids my balls will shrink a ton and I'll honestly look like a joke

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The Flood / Re: Worst threads of 2016
« on: May 04, 2016, 11:22:34 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Crying my eyes out
« on: May 04, 2016, 11:19:12 PM »
Update: My professor found a copy of my test and fixed my grade :)

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