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2071
« on: June 01, 2016, 04:54:57 PM »
Are you depressed Turk?
Not at all brotato Melatonin + blackout curtains
Going to try this tonight
2072
« on: June 01, 2016, 01:31:12 PM »
It's like, the idea of having a girlfriend is great and I would love to have one. 1 person to become your best friend and lover ect, but when it comes down to it I am too selfish/focused on myself right now to actually WANT one.
2073
« on: June 01, 2016, 01:25:53 PM »
This is my trigger srs
2074
« on: June 01, 2016, 01:25:05 PM »
Beat the poop out of him
2075
« on: June 01, 2016, 01:22:52 PM »
Dude I know EXACTLY what you mean
2076
« on: June 01, 2016, 02:20:25 AM »
Fuck an edit
2077
« on: June 01, 2016, 02:19:24 AM »
Tyler is savage asf in like every post
2078
« on: June 01, 2016, 02:16:52 AM »
To understand the speed of gravity you must first understand the three dimensional speed of time.
Most people can only perceive two dimensions of time, but some understand the third dimension of it.
This is an evolution that indicates our races beginning to pass into the fourth dimension.
Only post in this damn thread that makes any sense
2079
« on: June 01, 2016, 02:12:42 AM »
For some reason my body always wakes up after only 6 hours of sleep and I know I could use more, but when I try to sleep again I only get small increments of 15-25 minutes. 8-9 is preferable especially since I'm on break with ZERO responsibilities tomorrow
How do I accomplish this. 10 would be GOAT maximum recovery mode
2080
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:38:37 AM »
wish i could dance man
2081
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:37:34 AM »
I can swim drive talk to girls cook and solve a rubiks cube in under a minute goml
i bet you have a job too
how does it feel to not be a cancerous tumor on the rectum of society
can't dance though :/
2082
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:36:02 AM »
I can swim drive talk to girls cook and solve a rubiks cube in under a minute goml
2083
« on: June 01, 2016, 12:05:02 AM »
Guy sounds like a Grade A prick.
Funny cause that's exactly what all of the other guys said after he made them feel insecure asf and took the girl
2084
« on: May 31, 2016, 11:52:45 PM »
too late i read them ALL
I looked forward to getting every new book when I was a kid so much
in retrospect though it's a pretty meh series
Heck yes I found the last one to be a little underwhelming though
2085
« on: May 31, 2016, 11:50:08 PM »
Chads Bachelorette biography
Chad
contestant biography
Age: 28
Occupation: Luxury Real Estate Agent
Height: 6’2”
Tattoos: No
Would you describe yourself as “the party-starter,” “the wingman” or “the laid back one”?
-Sometimes I’m the party-starter and sometimes I’m the laid back one.
What are your three best attributes?
-Confidence, good-hearted, witty
All-time favorite movies:
-The Notebook (don’t make fun of me), Runner Runner, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Who do you admire most in the world and why?
-Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
What’s your worst date memory?
-A girl got blackout drunk and passed out during dinner.
If you could be someone else for just one day, who would it be and why?
-Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
Do you enjoy camping?
-Yes! Did a lot of it in the Marine Corps.
If you could have lunch with one person, who would it be and why?
-Myself in 10 years, alright, alright, alright.
What is your greatest achievement to date?
-Being born good looking.
2086
« on: May 31, 2016, 11:44:42 PM »
too late i read them ALL
2087
« on: May 31, 2016, 11:40:26 PM »
he watches the bachelorette
Actually I've never watched it but I'm gonna start hehe Hanzo Avatar I see
But do you play Overwatch?
Nah man I just LOVE the artwork smh
2088
« on: May 31, 2016, 11:36:25 PM »
If you don't know what The Bachelorette is, it's pretty much a tv show where 20-25 men all live in the same mansion for a few months and attempt to win the love of the bachelorette. I never watch this show but it caught my attention this season because of a guy on there named Chad. Pretty much Chad acts completely opposite of every other guy there. He teases them because they all act like "nice guys" and he does whatever he wants. In one scene there's some geeky dude talking to the girl about how beautiful she is or some bullshit and Chad comes up to them and says "Mind if I steal her from you?" and the guy just gets up and leaves Chad and the girl lololol. Then the guy moves to the couch with a dumb look on his face like "wtf just happened" In another scene there's an exercise where all of the guys are supposed to get down on their knees and fake propose to JoJo (the bachelorette) and while everyone gets down and says some geeky stuff about how she's the one for him and all that Chad gets down and does a half ass attempt, then says he can't say anything he loves about her because he doesn't know her and that she's kinda being naggy. The girl is shocked af but afterwards gets really excited and turned on by how "real" and "direct" Chad is, and spends the rest of the night with him. The other guys get salty AF and all confront him, but Chad just laughs in their faces and walks away. So pretty much it's Chad's world and we're just living in it
2089
« on: May 31, 2016, 04:51:50 PM »
lockscreen is a message that my girlfriend gave me, saying how i'm a good boyfriend to her, etc etc
homescreen is a pic of her
...i might need to change them tho, today i was actually gonna break up w/ her, but then she went on a tangent, and now i'm in stuck between a rock and a hard place
dawg Lmao
2090
« on: May 31, 2016, 02:39:41 AM »
Might see the only girl I've ever truly loved in a few days. Haven't seen her in 2 years
2091
« on: May 31, 2016, 02:37:45 AM »
If I had started talking to this girl 2 months ago we'd be dating by now
But I feel like a different person now man
2092
« on: May 31, 2016, 02:35:30 AM »
The things I am taking are changing me not just physically but mentally. I am more angry and cold and its changing my interpersonal relationships(some for good some for worse)
I'm reaching levels I've never been to before but is it worth it? And where will I draw the line?
2093
« on: May 30, 2016, 01:04:56 PM »
Niggers tongue my anus
Yo are you a legit faggot or are you just pretending
2094
« on: May 30, 2016, 12:58:42 PM »
I was not designed for this
It's not in my DNA
2095
« on: May 29, 2016, 06:23:51 PM »
Poke it with a needle
Legit question, the vein is like 3/5ths of an inch thick. If I get cut with a knife there will I bleed out?
2096
« on: May 29, 2016, 06:17:35 PM »
Who do you guys think will be the first to go? People I have lined up are
Roman Gladiator
Second Class
Decimator Omega (if he hasn't already smh)
2097
« on: May 29, 2016, 03:27:55 PM »
smh why you posting cock shots man
if only 
2098
« on: May 29, 2016, 03:22:03 PM »
2099
« on: May 29, 2016, 05:00:12 AM »
Really feeling this picnic idea cause I haven't been to that university park since I was a little kid smh
2100
« on: May 28, 2016, 09:44:45 PM »
Been out of the dating game for a while(I used to be very romantic believe it or not)
Planning out a date with this girl. Gonna make it legit, washing my car getting a haircut ect. Usually I just take a girl to a movie and then we fuck but this girl is different
Any ideas? Also trying to save money
I was thinking of getting ice cream and food and taking it to the university and having a little picnic or whatever but that seems more of a second date type thing TBH
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