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« on: June 04, 2016, 10:46:45 PM »
The more you write about your dreams the more you will be able to remember them. For example my dreams on 3/715 were like 2 paragraphs of what I could remember but the ones on 5/2/15 are multiple pages long because I can remember so many details after a while. The later ones are also much more vivid
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« on: June 04, 2016, 10:42:43 PM »
So in one dream I'm a unique human with all of the powers of superman pretty much. I was outside a bathroom at the lake with two friends. They're talking about some secret ancient Chinese cult and I follow them inside the bathroom where one friend starts chanting weird shit and the other friends eyes go pitch black and he starts floating.
I freak out an fly out of there with superman speed but they both fly after me and overpower me and leave me to die in some Forrest. Then they make 100s of other humans possessed with those types of powers and they start destroying everything. I remember I fly back there and destroy their base but they're unharmed and attack me with the dark energy.
Instead of fighting it though I begin embracing it and since I was the original one with powers I turn into some super Saipan 4 hybrid and easily begin to destroy them all.
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« on: June 04, 2016, 10:36:55 PM »
I used to get crazy dreams like that when I would write in my dream journal consistently. It's actually right beside me brb gonna write about one of my dreams
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« on: June 04, 2016, 03:32:11 PM »
Tblocks is a good guy but he can be pretty corny/goofy. Reminds me of a younger rocketman TBH
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« on: June 04, 2016, 03:22:28 PM »
I mean, most people here are kinda pricks
Makes sense, dunnit?
Without even watching any vid I can already imagine the voice that comes out of her mouth
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« on: June 04, 2016, 03:19:34 PM »
Build things out of metal
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« on: June 04, 2016, 04:59:54 AM »
I could kill a human
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« on: June 04, 2016, 04:58:44 AM »
Hopefully that hasn't happened to Sandtrap :/
Wow too soon
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« on: June 03, 2016, 09:28:21 PM »
How can you be better than the best?
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« on: June 03, 2016, 09:26:07 PM »
I am the greatest of all time
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« on: June 03, 2016, 09:25:39 PM »
Lmao @ this thread
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« on: June 03, 2016, 05:28:44 PM »
yeah, this forum pretty much sucks. I agree.
Dude I googled your name and lots of pictures of you come up
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« on: June 03, 2016, 05:27:57 PM »
Do heroin instead will probably feel way better
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« on: June 03, 2016, 05:26:36 PM »
Gross
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« on: June 03, 2016, 01:40:35 AM »
Deci I'm feeling pretty down man
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« on: June 03, 2016, 01:32:08 AM »
Don't even care at all about this date anymore TBH, I just want one girl and seeing her today really brought me down. Not even horny either
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« on: June 03, 2016, 01:23:25 AM »
Saw her today, first time in 2 years & more beautiful than ever. We got along just like old times even though it was very brief, but afterwards I was left feeling more empty than ever. She'll never feel the way I do about her smmmhh
Want to invite her for lunch or something tomorrow but TBH it will probably just prolong these feelings and make it harder
Smh fellas
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« on: June 02, 2016, 04:14:58 PM »
Weren't you cheated on yourself, you big-lipped bitch?
Nah but my first girlfriend at 15 left me for a 20 year old 6'1" white muscular Chad football player and broke my heart. TBH looking back that nigga is creepy for going after 15 yer olds wtf
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« on: June 02, 2016, 04:12:05 PM »
No for real bro, fuck his chick and tale a video. Tell him she's a cheating skank later and if he don't believe you then show him the goods.
Then you can go visit her in the hospital lol
This legit would be a great option and provide some funny content that I'd post about on here BUT A few years ago a dude on bodybuilding.com was in a similar situation, and he filmed himself fucking the cheating girl with his buddy while yelling out misc memes. Then he sent it to the boyfriend and told him to dump her and it was pretty legendary but he ended up getting like 6 months in jail or something for filming without permission. It might have been because he uploaded it to the misc but idk seems risky
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« on: June 02, 2016, 04:08:56 PM »
You're gonna be like Roman and not listen anyways. You're basically him with steroids and no fetish for BBW.
If you DO understand this though, don't be a Chad.
Im what Roman wishes he could be
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« on: June 02, 2016, 12:20:00 PM »
LMAO at the hate im getting. She is a hoe and came onto me first. Didn't mention any boyfriend not even once, I had figured it all out after we set everything up. Pretty much if I don't do it someone else will, willing to bet someone already has.
Was thinking of getting with her and then awaring the boyfriend pretending like I didn't know about him ect ect. That could end in a huge shit show though and leave me in a really unecessary position
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« on: June 02, 2016, 04:12:20 AM »
Texting this girl, cute tiny thin. Pretty much I handled it smooth as fuck and we have a date tomorrow night. She is definitely dtf but I did some snooping and found out she has a bf in the marines lol!!!! This is a completely different girl btw
I got lucky last time and nothing happened with the other marine I cucked but IDK what could happen with this one if I go trough with it. I'm a lot taller and buffer but I'm sure he could fuck me up really good
Obviously you guys are going to tell me not to do it but y'all don't understand I kinda get off on the thrill of it. I have very low inhibitions and tend to not think ahead of consequences especially when it comes to women. Also my supplements legit make me horny af 24/7 and also make me want to take risks srs
Wat do
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« on: June 02, 2016, 12:18:24 AM »
Tyler ur savage af
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« on: June 01, 2016, 11:44:49 PM »
lmao
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« on: June 01, 2016, 11:38:11 PM »
Tomorrow I'm going to see the only girl I've ever loved at this big event. Haven't seen her in over 2 years man. Not gonna lie I'm actually pretty fucking nervous
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« on: June 01, 2016, 11:36:22 PM »
Couldn't drag me awaaaay
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« on: June 01, 2016, 05:13:06 PM »
Call the police. This is a no brainer. Don't listen to the literal gorilla that is Jive Turkey and get all big male protector on the situation.
Don't ever call me a gorilla again you autistic tranny swine
I am a finely carved specimen
You have the mentality of a primate
this isn't something you can dispute
Not at all It's just what you choose to believe because it makes you feel better, it fits the paradigm you built up in your head. Pretty much C O P E
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« on: June 01, 2016, 05:08:41 PM »
Call the police. This is a no brainer. Don't listen to the literal gorilla that is Jive Turkey and get all big male protector on the situation.
Don't ever call me a gorilla again you autistic tranny swine I am a finely carved specimen
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« on: June 01, 2016, 04:58:15 PM »
Ron was cucked by Tyrone and his 8 inch wand
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« on: June 01, 2016, 04:56:55 PM »
Yeah but do you know how exhausting it can get cooking every single meal? You have to also factor in convenience x time
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