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1981
The Flood / Re: I'm going to make a group photo of this place
« on: June 11, 2016, 01:57:23 PM »

1982
The Flood / Re: So did Korra die?
« on: June 11, 2016, 01:28:28 PM »
She's on snake way with Goku RIP

1983
The Flood / Re: So did Korra die?
« on: June 11, 2016, 01:27:34 PM »
Yes

1984
The Flood / Re: What is your dream job?
« on: June 10, 2016, 05:58:33 PM »
I dunno

If I could do ANYTHING and get paid really well for it id choose to be a fitness model, traveling the world doing photo shoots and seminars and my work would basically be to lift hard and eat well.

Right now I'm heading towards physical therapy because I'm pretty knowledgable already, it make lots of money and I have all of the connections already but I'm not really passionate about it idk yo

1985
The Flood / Re: Typing this from the new Casa del Turkey
« on: June 10, 2016, 03:37:53 PM »
Pics of house? How many square feet?

1986
The Flood / Re: Someone offers you $500,000 to do angel dust
« on: June 10, 2016, 03:37:03 PM »
I'm leaning towards no. I'd probably kill someone smh

1987
The Flood / Re: My boss is pretty bro.
« on: June 10, 2016, 02:10:17 AM »
When I do the gig at the construction place the employer dude would buy me tri tip sandwiches

Pretty bro

1988
The Flood / Re: I hate 90% of bodybuilders
« on: June 09, 2016, 08:43:28 PM »
gdi I thought you died last night
Cant get rid of me that easy bro

1989
The Flood / Re: I hate 90% of bodybuilders
« on: June 09, 2016, 08:42:58 PM »
But you described yourself
Not at all. On here I play up the part somewhat but you'll never catch me talking about this shit in real life. It's cringe

1990
The Flood / Re: I hate 90% of bodybuilders
« on: June 09, 2016, 08:41:38 PM »
But you suck pretty hard too, man.
Dont tell me you're one of thoooose smh

1991
The Flood / I hate 90% of bodybuilders
« on: June 09, 2016, 06:56:30 PM »
Especially instagram ones

Lift some weights, inject steroids, find good lighting and suddenly you're qualified to make INSPIRATIONAL quotes about never giving up and how much of a STRUGGLE you go through everyday to GRIND and STAY DEDICATED while posting 100 different pictures of the same selfie and your rice and chicken. Fucking clowns. Can't forget to add in your Tony Robbins or Arnold Schwarzenegger quote about not wanting to be the same as everybody else!! Finish it off with 100 hashtags of #bodybuilding #fitness #grind #workhardplayhard #eatclean #traindirty #motivation

I absolutely hate being associated with these people 100% SRS

1992
The Flood / Re: About to do something potentially really stupid
« on: June 09, 2016, 04:12:15 PM »
One of these days you're gonna have to realize you make a habit out of doing really stupid things, and stop.
Why do you always like the posts where I criticize what you're doing? Do you acknowledge that the decisions you make are horrible, you just can't be proactive?
I liked all the posts

1993
The Flood / Re: About to do something potentially really stupid
« on: June 09, 2016, 01:00:15 PM »
It had nothing to do with marine girl btw. That story ended boring. I asked her if she knew anyone in the marines cause of a keychain and she said "yeah my ex" and it turns out she knew my friend so I confirmed with him and I didn't even do anything with her

1994
The Flood / Re: About to do something potentially really stupid
« on: June 09, 2016, 12:55:37 PM »
Thanks everyone :). I was actually really worried because if I don't post tomorrow I'm prolly dead or kidnapped semi srs

I don't expect much love but just know I love you all in your own way

<3

1995
The Flood / About to do something potentially really stupid
« on: June 09, 2016, 03:49:02 AM »
If I don't post tomorrow I'm prolly dead or kidnapped semi srs

I don't expect much love but just know I love you all in your own way

<3

1996
The Flood / Re: Its becoming harder and harder to live each day
« on: June 09, 2016, 12:24:28 AM »
Damn you got my hopes up for a second

1997
The Flood / Re: Me and Ender doing Banter is 10/10.
« on: June 08, 2016, 10:52:34 PM »
Lmao dawg you have a crush on her huh

I'm not apart of your gym group where you go "yo dawg"
Get outta here
Shut up bitch nobody was including you in any group

1998
The Flood / Re: I really respect rapists.
« on: June 08, 2016, 10:34:41 PM »
I really want Loaf to see this thread so he'll spaz out over the pic

1999
The Flood / Re: Me and Ender doing Banter is 10/10.
« on: June 08, 2016, 10:33:04 PM »
Lmao dawg you have a crush on her huh

2000
The Flood / Re: Cool Stories You Can Tell At Parties?
« on: June 08, 2016, 09:55:34 PM »
Stories about other parties

2001
Pathetic
boy your head looks like a thumb

At least it's not full of bitch estrogen
Very wrong!! Very disrespectful please learn to respect in these threads!

2003
You find comfort in the knowledge that you can have most girls, including this one. When that's taken away from you (For example, because she starts dating someone), you're upset. It hurts your own perception of yourself because, finally, you can't have something.
hmmmm interesting

2004
I am losing my mental stability with each passing week
Good
Suck dis cawk liddo boy

2005
I am losing my mental stability with each passing week

2006
The Flood / Re: So my girlfriend cheated on me...
« on: June 08, 2016, 03:14:01 AM »
Damn. Life kicked you in the balls real good man

2007
Also today this 45 year old milf was eye raping me at the gym

I was wearing a tank and was doing weighted pullups feeling cocky af walking around like I owned the gym

She would not take her eyes off me dead srs even when I was doing pull-ups I peeped the mirror and she was watching me like a hawk. Her Lusty gaze nearly gave me a semi LOL

You can tell she was extremely hot when she was young too

2008
OKAY so I've been talking on and off for over a year with this girl. We have a very good vibe/connection. She is pretty cute, not exactly my type but sill very pretty an her personality is a legit 10/10. She also doesn't do any drugs, goes to church, is very polite and respectful, innocent sense of humor and overall a great human being.

She is very interested in me, has been for over a year. However we've never actually met, we went to opposite schools and she would see me at basketball/football games and social events. We actually did meet once but it was brief and I was really drunk and don't remember it much tbh.

The thing is, I feel like a shitty dude because I sort of string her along, I really enjoy talking to her but I DONT want a relationship at this time. I love my freedom. However if I ever did want a relationship I could see it being with her. That sounds selfish of me but don't worry it gets worse

She gets a lot of attention from other guys and it actually makes me pretty jealous and kinda mad. Recently one of my friends told another friend that if I don't make a move on her he's going to and that made me mad AF. So it's like I don't want a relationship with her, but I don't want her to be with anybody else

Wat do

2009
The Flood / Re: a month and a half later, i've learned how to shuffle
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:51:47 AM »
You've improved a shit ton from that video I saw a while ago of you in your living room man

How did you like dancing at a festival? I'm chit at dancing but I always imagined if I could shuffle well it'd be a blast
thanks man!

and oh my it was an absolute blast! dancing and doing my own thing while i practice is fun and all, but jamming out with other shufflers in the crowd is on a completely different level. it was like i could feel the energy and excitement from the people around me as i danced my heart out under the lights.

if you're really interested in learning i can toss you some helpful videos that i owe my skills to  :)
yes plz

2010
The Flood / Re: One day, you will die.
« on: June 07, 2016, 01:41:26 AM »
I want to leave a good impression on many people

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