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Messages - Jive Turkey

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1951
The Flood / Re: I fucking HATE when people do this.
« on: June 14, 2016, 05:16:23 PM »
Deci was definitely trolling but he couldn't handle the banter so he gave up so people would stop being mean SMH

1952
Serious / Re: In a hypothetical situation...
« on: June 13, 2016, 10:03:29 PM »
Nothing wrong with it at all. You made no obligation to be in a relationship with her
Not fucked up at all.
But wouldn't that fuck with her emotionally?
Nah man, she's a girl, who gives a shit? As long as youre getting your dick wet then youre doing what youre supposed to be doing. Fuck other people lmao

fuaarrk
Glad you're finally coming to your senses bro

1953
Serious / Re: In a hypothetical situation...
« on: June 13, 2016, 08:37:29 PM »

1954
Serious / Re: In a hypothetical situation...
« on: June 13, 2016, 08:31:13 PM »
Nothing wrong with it at all. You made no obligation to be in a relationship with her
Stay out of serious

if she wants a relationship with him and he's making it seem like he does too just to get off, then that's deception

he has no obligation to be in a relationship with her, just like he has no obligation to coerce her into giving him a blowjob
Yeah but she'll give him the blowjob anyway cause women are desperate for companionship

1955
Serious / Re: In a hypothetical situation...
« on: June 13, 2016, 08:26:27 PM »
Nothing wrong with it at all. You made no obligation to be in a relationship with her

1956
Second Class the type of nigga to look away from his own dick while he pees

1957
If your penis is not at LEAST 6 inches long with 5 inches of girth you are sexually irrelevant to most women!!!

1958
I don't think this way.
Well that's what matters, right? Whether or not Armen thinks something.

Way to make me feel useless.
I care what u think

1959
If it was a tinder date and I just wanted to hook up, yeah, best first date ever idea...
Seems like steamy romancing.
I actually think this is more romantic / personal than what I would do on a Tinder date

Feels like something you would see in a movie

1960
I don't think I've ever posted here while under the influence  ???

I'd take drunkposting over song lyrics any day
:(

1961
The Flood / Re: post itt and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: June 13, 2016, 12:08:39 AM »
>:(

1962
So this girl who I've brought up before really wants to see me but I've been avoiding her cause TBH i don't want a relationship and she's 10/10 relationship material. I just thought of the best date idea ever though

There's a highschool about 20 min away from me with a HUGE heated pool with fancy underwater lights and seats and all that. Really nice. Was thinking of taking her out there for night swimming at like 12-1am. I would have to scout the place out a few days before and then jump a big fence, also not sure where to park and idk if security patrols at night(unlikely)

Pretty much the best date idea ever plus girls LOVE adventure and thrills and also I like doing risky things. What do you think?  :D :D :D

1963
The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for me to judge you
« on: June 12, 2016, 11:59:19 PM »
bunny nose

1964
The Flood / Re: post itt and I'll rate you on a scale of 1 to 3
« on: June 12, 2016, 11:58:03 PM »
Rate me bro :]

1965
Even strong female leads get weak in the knees for Chad

1966
The Flood / Re: Post in this thread for me to judge you
« on: June 12, 2016, 04:05:46 PM »
Hahahahahaha the Skype story is great ^^

1967
That's the song you play when you come out here to California.

Please do not visit me.
I will be in Fontana for 3 days in a month and then Santa Monica a few weeks later

I pretty much HAVE to visit you man

I'm not kidding, stay away from me. I'm not inviting you to my address, so if I end up seeing you, I'm going to call the police.

You can visit Glendale, just not me.
Lets go to a rave festival in July I'm gonna be in socal

1968
That's the song you play when you come out here to California.

Please do not visit me.
I will be in Fontana for 3 days in a month and then Santa Monica a few weeks later

I pretty much HAVE to visit you man

1969
YouTube


Some Into The Wild type shit

If I ever do that this instrumental will be my theme song

1970
The Flood / Re: JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE
« on: June 12, 2016, 02:02:14 AM »
My little pretty one, pretty one

When you gonna give me some TIIIIME SHARONA
MY MY MY SHARONA

1971
The Flood / Re: JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE
« on: June 12, 2016, 01:52:32 AM »
LIGHTENING STRIKES

MAYBE ONCE

MAYBE TWICE

OHHHHH AND IT LIGHTS UP THE NIGHT

AND YOU SEE YOUR GYPSAAAAY

1972
The Flood / Re: JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE
« on: June 12, 2016, 01:45:32 AM »
but yeah Stevie Nicks sucks

except for Landslide
HIPPIE QUEEN GODDESS


1973
The Flood / Re: JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE
« on: June 12, 2016, 01:43:10 AM »
YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY!!!

YOU CAN CALL IT ANOTHER LONELY DAY!!!

1974
The Flood / Re: JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE
« on: June 12, 2016, 01:42:05 AM »
LOVING YOU

ISN'T THE RIGHT THING TO DO

HOW CAN I

EVER CHANGE THINGS THAT I FEEL?????

1975
The Flood / JUST LIKE THE WHITE WINGED DOVE
« on: June 12, 2016, 01:38:38 AM »
SINGS A SONG

SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SINGING

OOOH

OOOH

OOOH

1976
The Flood / Re: Decided to say fuck it
« on: June 11, 2016, 07:53:06 PM »
That sounds like a delicious food plan.

so what's with the sudden decision? Like what made you want to become a beeflord?
A member on a different forum who's a 6'3" 255lb beeflord lol

It's only temporary and then I will cut down

However being big x summer heat = insane sweat and discomfort

1977
The Flood / Re: Decided to say fuck it
« on: June 11, 2016, 07:14:39 PM »
Wait what? So you're gonna fuck that marine's GF?
Didnt fuck her, but they were broken up so even I I would have itd be sweet

1978
The Flood / Re: Decided to say fuck it
« on: June 11, 2016, 07:13:49 PM »
You really want to be more emotionally fucked up than you already are?
If anything higher test will just make me more euphoric

IDK if I can handle sides tho if I'm on a higher dose as I'm very sensitive to both positives and negatives of it

1979
The Flood / Re: Decided to say fuck it
« on: June 11, 2016, 07:11:59 PM »
Meal plan will be something like:

1 and 1/4 cup egg whites
3 whole eggs
1&1/2 cup oats(dry)
Banana

Protein shake
Greek yogurt

2 cans tuna
Avocado
Rice
Fruit

2cups(dry) rice
14-16oz chicken breast
Veggies

Cottage cheese and protein shake before bed, maybe with a fruit (mango/pineapple)

Will up food as weight stalls

1980
The Flood / Decided to say fuck it
« on: June 11, 2016, 07:08:31 PM »
Going to blow TF up to a giant 6'2" 245lb  Meat Popsicle that has to turn sideways through doors and takes up 2 seats on the bus

Hnnnng

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