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Messages - Jive Turkey
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1831
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:15:52 AM »
>doing drugs at home by yourself ever
>using meme arrows to seem cool
drugs are the best when youre using them as an escapism
Nah, I enjoy not needing to escape anything at all.
1832
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:14:42 AM »
Actually I take that back, around a year ago when I was home alone for 2 days I went out and bought a ton of old xbox games, consumed a fat pot brownie then ate pizza and ice cream the entire day. Was chill af
1833
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:12:40 AM »
>doing drugs at home by yourself ever
1834
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:12:00 AM »
lol tf you tripping on
1835
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:52:52 AM »
Oh mah gawwwwwd so many festivals in California to go to
1836
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:50:31 AM »
Need $600 so I can go to Nocturnal 
1837
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:37:18 AM »
your dog always looks so surprised when you take pics lol
1838
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:34:52 AM »
keep fighting the good fight
1839
« on: June 27, 2016, 03:33:48 AM »
the way you say our love should be
yeah such a tragedy
think you can just break my heart and leave me
well you better run, oh, man on the run
playin for fun, wind me up, leave me undone
1840
« on: June 26, 2016, 11:54:58 PM »
Meditation
Drop caffeine
Lower your blood pressure
1841
« on: June 26, 2016, 11:51:41 PM »
You can definitely compress your spine and make yourself shorter by 2-3 inches
1842
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:52:29 AM »
My entire diet today was pounds of meat and fresh pineapple and lots of alcohol
1843
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:51:45 AM »
Hate these niggas that think they can take my girl even though I don't claim her
1844
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:45:26 AM »
I'm gonna fuck your best friend BITCH life's crazy like that
1845
« on: June 26, 2016, 04:39:16 AM »
why are you with that nigga tonight
disrespectful as fuck
don't ever contact me again bitch
1846
« on: June 25, 2016, 01:31:19 AM »
DANCIN IN THE DESERT BLOWING UP THE SUNSHINE
1847
« on: June 24, 2016, 07:07:56 PM »
Take a grenade and erase your motherfuckin selves off the planet
Sorry I don't live in a place surrounded by war, IDK where to get grenades 
1848
« on: June 24, 2016, 07:00:49 PM »
A very good female friend I knew a few years ago is throwing a party. She's going to invite some other good female friends I used to hang out with and a lot of her sorority sisters and probably the surrounding fraternity
She said I could bring someone and I think it's between these two people for me:
Chad friend
Pros-
total bro
Extremely good with women
very good friend
Great conversationalist. We'd probably get introduced to the entire party with him around
Cons-
Gets overly excited when drunk
Might fight a frat brother
Has fucked one or two girls that are going so it might be EXTREMELY awkward if he goes, everyone will be like "uhhh why'd you bring him"
Or
Girl I might start dating soon. I've actually only met her once but
Pros-
Finally get to meet
Can establish good connection with her at party
We'd go and leave together, would make other girls jealous
Cons-
She might feel uncomfortable at the party
Frat bros will hit on her, and she might possibly spark something with one of them (I'm a jealous person)
I can't flirt with other girls
Who do I take?
1849
« on: June 24, 2016, 05:08:33 PM »
You'd need a lot of surgeries
Maxilla surgery to protrude it and rhinoplasty obviously. Then perhaps get your eyelids hooded to hide the bug eyes, and lots of jaw surgery for your malclusion(spelling?)
Also maybe forehead reduction surgery or Bosley because your hairline is VERY high up and pretty much no pretty girl on earth has it that high
1850
« on: June 24, 2016, 05:04:16 PM »
SecondClass the honest truth is you're not As ugly as you think you are, but you're in no way attractive or pretty. That's why Most people tell you average/10 or 4/10.
Also you could definitely be Loafs cousin (skinny Loaf)
at least I'm not some muscley apish freak
Youd probably be better off if you were TBH
1851
« on: June 24, 2016, 05:00:52 PM »
SecondClass the honest truth is you're not As ugly as you think you are, but you're in no way attractive or pretty. That's why Most people tell you average/10 or 4/10.
Also you could definitely be Loafs cousin (skinny Loaf)
1852
« on: June 24, 2016, 04:57:59 PM »
Vine is a weird dude but don't let yourself get rustled by comments easily brah
1853
« on: June 24, 2016, 02:07:44 PM »
Catching up to you, bruh. Give me a couple years.
Damn man I don't remember you looking this big! Making great gains
1854
« on: June 24, 2016, 02:06:10 PM »
Good for you. But I don't quite understand you, you go from a broken down guy, to a hyped up meathead.
Broken down? I think you are confused
1855
« on: June 24, 2016, 02:04:52 PM »
Gotta be strong physically if you can't be strong emotionally
Why you throwin shaaaaaade sadboi
1856
« on: June 24, 2016, 02:03:57 PM »
You're definitely jacked as fuck but I doubt you're drawing as much attention as you think you are. I see dozens of people About your size every day
Lol the title was an exaggeration, I just like to play up the part BUT I'm glad the advice is helping man!
1857
« on: June 24, 2016, 02:01:46 PM »
seeing your progress is making me wish I never stopped lifting, I'm like a goddamn twig now lol
Get back to it brooooo I know your gains will come back to you super quick
1858
« on: June 24, 2016, 03:56:42 AM »
Will reply in the later AM
1859
« on: June 24, 2016, 03:55:14 AM »
Aww man, do you guys remember Rhea?
Now she was bae
And Minerva?
two literal non-users who were only known for being female and nothing else
you can't even tell them apart because they both contributed the same amount of nothing
Rhea was the creator/leader of a pretty large group that rivaled HRG for a good while I just remember Minerva was hot and looked like a stripper
1860
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:08:09 PM »
You have strong arms but thin legs.
I have strong legs but thin arms.
If you sat on my shoulders, we'd be unstoppable.
Just the angle m8, my legs are pretty strong and actually end up TOO big for my liking if I dont tone it down with them This was from a few months ago and 15lbs less 
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