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Messages - Jive Turkey

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1801
Buy new clothes?
Spent all my money on rave tickets :/

>MFW all my clothes fit just right
>MFW I have no face
mfw

it's not the clothes
overdose and die you slimey freak

1802
Or too big and hide my body

Smh

1803
HAHAHA I FUCKED IT UP SHES NOT PORTUGESE SHES PUERTO RICAN
ew
Dude she's honestly out of my league. Model body perfect skin. Gorgeous face, light skin, dark hair and green eyes. For some reason she thinks I'M out of her league

1804
The Flood / Re: wise beyond her years
« on: July 01, 2016, 02:12:04 AM »
You mean the comic book writers right

1805
HAHAHA I FUCKED IT UP SHES NOT PORTUGESE SHES PUERTO RICAN

1806
MUSCLE WORSHIPPING TIGHT BEAUTY GODDESS

1807
The Flood / Re: Do I need a passport to go to and from Tijuana?
« on: June 30, 2016, 05:45:15 PM »
Why would you guys lie to me smh

1808
The Flood / Re: "I don't drink soda, it's unhealthy"
« on: June 30, 2016, 05:11:41 PM »
So what exactly ARE the negatives of consuming big bad GMOs?

1809
The Flood / Re: Do I need a passport to go to and from Tijuana?
« on: June 30, 2016, 05:00:28 PM »
Nope. Have fun. Don't over do the drinking.

What area of SD you staying in?
No idea yet. Have you been to TJ?

1810
The Flood / Re: "I don't drink soda, it's unhealthy"
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:59:22 PM »
Guilty


1811
The Flood / Re: Do I need a passport to go to and from Tijuana?
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:42:30 PM »
no
Thx Mexican friend

Lock requested

1812
The Flood / Do I need a passport to go to and from Tijuana?
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:33:30 PM »
Crossing border from SD on foot

Asking for a friend

1813
The Flood / Re: A PSA: Half of all role models are full of shit
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:28:17 PM »
I don't view most adult figures I know as role models, I don't think they're supposed to be

1814
The Flood / Re: I'm moving out ASAP
« on: June 30, 2016, 04:26:36 PM »
Good move bro. My biggest regret right now is not moving off to some college far away where I could be independent and live on my own

1815
The Flood / Re: What is everyone having for lunch
« on: June 29, 2016, 04:36:18 PM »
I'm tired of eating so much someone kill me

1816
The Flood / Re: What is everyone having for lunch
« on: June 29, 2016, 04:34:03 PM »
1&1/2 cup oatmeal with a banana and maple syrup

1&1/2 cup egg whites and 2 whole eggs, made into an omelette with cheese and sliced turkey

Greek Yogurt

1817
The Flood / Re: Need a job but don't want to work
« on: June 29, 2016, 12:34:05 AM »
Sell your cum/plasma

plasma helps, they donate 50 for a visit here but thats about 2 hours of your time gone in a day

MFW i can donate plasma twice a week!!

1818
The Flood / Re: Need a job but don't want to work
« on: June 29, 2016, 12:31:56 AM »
ME AFTER I GET A JOB


1819
The Flood / Need a job but don't want to work
« on: June 29, 2016, 12:26:00 AM »
I like having lots of free time, it's my favorite thing. Sometimes it gets boring though and I NEED money so I can do fun things like going to festivals and buying steroids

smh

1820
The Flood / Re: what are you doing tonight?
« on: June 29, 2016, 12:03:37 AM »
Talking to a sexy girl who's teaching me about motorcycles

1821
The Flood / Re: users you're a mix of
« on: June 28, 2016, 10:03:40 PM »
SecondClass and Ender

1822
The Flood / Re: Plans for the summer?
« on: June 28, 2016, 10:02:17 PM »
Lifting
Eating
Getting drunk
MUSIC FESTIVALS

Also might fall in love haven't decided yet

1823
Why can't you let the dead lay?
He is deep inside me

1824
YouTube


ALWAYS PUSHING UP THE HILL SEARCHING FOR THE THRILL OF IT

ON AND ON AND ON WE WALK CALLING OUT OUT AGAIN

NEVER LOOKING DOWN I'M JUST IN AWE OF WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME


1825
The Flood / Re: what is keeping you up
« on: June 28, 2016, 12:30:12 AM »
Need to eat more

I'm sitting here waiting to get an appetite so I can eat this chicken and rice that's chilling In my tupperware

Fml

1826
It is a damn shame. People do it all the time, even I did back in the day.

Took me a DUI to finally stop. Actually stopped drinking altogether after that ordeal.
Yeah man, didn't realize how prevalent it really was until I started hanging out more with 21-24 year olds

1827
I bet you flying drunk would be safer.
Wish I had wings smh

1828
The Flood / I know so many people that drive drunk all the time
« on: June 27, 2016, 10:18:21 PM »
Fucking retards. Swear I'm about to fight one of these niggas

1829
The Flood / Re: rate my weiner
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:57:46 PM »
Faggot

I was about to this with my own cock SMH even had it uploaded to imgur and was about to make the thread

1830
The Flood / Re: lmao door's having a breakdown atm
« on: June 27, 2016, 04:15:52 AM »
>doing drugs at home by yourself ever
>using meme arrows to seem cool

drugs are the best when youre using them as an escapism
Nah, I enjoy not needing to escape anything at all.

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