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« on: February 07, 2018, 01:40:12 PM »
Lmao brah
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« on: February 03, 2018, 11:11:55 PM »
after much rumination, i've concluded that
liking traps
is indeed
NOT gay
On a bodybuilding forum I used to frequent there was this 30 year old roided to the gills steroid sex fiend. He was obsessed with traps, had fucked probably over 100+. Some prostitutes some from clubs or apps etc. Anyways, with his wisdom he told us this: liking a trap, finding her attractive from pictures on the internet or even masturbating to one is not gay. But when you have sex with one it’s a whole different story. Because when they get sweaty, all of their assholes/gooch area smell like a straight up man. He compared it to that smelly sweaty smell in highschool gym locker rooms after PE. And that it made him feel gay no matter how feminine they look
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« on: February 03, 2018, 11:00:32 PM »
Here’s my advice bro
Yes, you should workout and do stuff you like and eat healthy and all that self love raising your confidence stuff, but you should do that because why not optimize your life? You’re here anyways and time will pass regardless, it’ll improve a lot of aspects. But if you don’t enjoy that, don’t do it. Seriously lol why do stuff you hate just because it’s supposedly important for your confidence? That can come from a lot of places
But you need to be honest with yourself, what do you want? You want this girl, you want her to want you, and you want to hangout with her all the time and stick your penis in and out of her soft warm vagina. So what you should focus on is getting good with girls, and the best way to do that is to get more girls.
Learn to flirt. Learn and practice the skills you’ll need to be able to get girls, and use them. Talk to tons of girls, friendly, flirty, old young etc all types. Get comfortable talking to women man, it’s a skill that keeps on giving. Chances are you’re putting a lot of stock in this one girl because you don’t have an abundance of other high quality women, or you don’t know if you can get them.
Basically just talk to a lot of girls until you’re comfortable enough to talk to any girl, then you’ll naturally be able to slide in and talk to this girl. Being in a Flow, secure, confident state when talking to a girl is the best place you can come from.
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« on: February 03, 2018, 10:44:04 PM »
Get to know her in an open setting with zero connotations.
this is not possible
there will always be connotations, and women aren't stupid
they know that if a guy's trying to get their attention, they're guaranteed have an ulterior motive
any guy who doesn't want to come across that way is pretty much fucked
Bruh, this is the most sexist shit I've ever heard. You've never had a female friend?
the thread isn't about making female friends
And my advice was to get to know her before trying to date her.
and my point is that girls can smell what you're trying to do a mile away
most of my female friends were friends i made in elementary school when we didn't know sex was a thing
when you're an adult, everything changes
Nah fam, you doing it wrong
there's no other way to do it
if you're girl and a guy you've never spoken to before all of a sudden starts talking to you, why would you not think it's because he's some horny fucker trying to get laid
you'd have to be retarded, and any girl who doesn't automatically suspect that is probably too stupid for you to want to talk to in the first place
You have a very weird view on social interaction. It's almost like you're stuck in highschool.
more like i just understand what drives us as a species
Your low estimation of humans is clouding your view verb sama.
Nah man he’s kinda right. Humans choose who they interact with based on whatever value the other person can offer. And the most common thing guys value in women is sexual(no sexism srs brah), so girls are primed, some subconsciously others consciously, to expect guys who are friendly to them to want to sleep with them. But it’s sorta based off attractiveness and social status etc idk it’s a lot to get into right now. Which I don’t think is bad, I think the OP should show at least some intent that he wants this girl. Cause if he gets classified as “friend” in her eyes, it’ll be infinitely harder and more painful to get rejected when he tries to make the switch to “lover”. She’s gonna be like wtf stay in your lane
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« on: February 02, 2018, 09:09:11 PM »
Cocaine will make you very confident
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« on: January 27, 2018, 05:06:44 PM »
There is a big conference/event thing coming up in March, where a lot of speakers I admire and learn from are speaking at. It’s completely free and they’re doing a long tour. The one in LA isn’t until MAY. That’s too long for me. However there is one in March, the only thing is it’s in Arizona.
I am really tempted to go, but I’ve never actually traveled on my own before. I would be flying there and then staying in a hotel. Never flown alone, never booked my own hotel, never been in a huge city completely by myself. It’s all incredibly intimidating and putting me off from it.
But I feel like it would be a really good learning experience/adventure. I’m slightly scared that I’d be disappointed by the event and feel like I wasted money, but I’m also pretty nervous just doing the whole traveling alone thing. It would set me back maybe $400-$600 for the whole thing(flight, hotel, food, transportation etc) Not gonna bankrupt me but not a small amount of money to go to some conference.
What do you guys think? I’ve actually always really had a desire to do stuff like this on my own but now that the opportunity presents itself I’m terrified. Any comments are welcome
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« on: January 18, 2018, 08:12:30 PM »
I went today to get one. From a girl who’s been doing it for 5 years or so, I knew her from middle school Was actually really nervous I didn’t know what to expect. But it was cool. Mine was a mixture of deep tissue(ouch) sports and Swedish(hnnng). First time ever getting one. Felt really amazing afterwards and at peace, the colors were brighter and I felt very limber, posture felt better too. She worked a lot into my tight areas like my scapula and shoulders. She also said my entire right side is tighter than my left, that my calves are very tight, and that my neck was so tense it felt like massaging rocks  Overall I’m glad I went and will be gonna again in the future
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« on: January 18, 2018, 01:30:03 PM »
The power of anabolics and low inhibition!!
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« on: January 18, 2018, 01:36:03 AM »
It’s like I don’t give a fuck. Emotions are heightened and numbed at the same time. Like I can’t force the effort to give a fuck unless I really really want to.
This must be what killers feel like smh
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« on: January 16, 2018, 01:52:35 PM »
What I’m looking fooooorrrr
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« on: January 15, 2018, 06:13:41 PM »
Damn bro that’s really not good, $2 is nothing
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« on: January 14, 2018, 05:24:51 PM »
I feel like Loaf has long, talon like fingernails that he isn’t afraid to use
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« on: January 14, 2018, 05:22:52 PM »
You're a good lookin fellow
glad to see you're proud of where you're at and enjoying life.
Thank you, this means a lot to me 
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« on: January 14, 2018, 05:20:51 PM »
hows your posture?
Pretty good actually but I’ve actually been getting very tight in my scapula and hips. My dad helps release it sometimes, think I’m gonna start going to a sports massage therapist at least once every 2 weeks though
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« on: January 12, 2018, 02:55:15 PM »
Too big. With muscles like that you can never wear clothes properly again you just look oblong
Definitely not, if anything big muscles give clothing a nice tapered look 
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« on: January 12, 2018, 02:41:04 PM »
 Feeling like a super saiyan
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« on: January 12, 2018, 01:34:18 AM »
LOOK IN HER EYES WTF
Why are you acting like she’s a victim and she didn’t initiate shit herself lmao A woman would NEVER purposely try and sleep with a sleezy rich famous and powerful person for personal gain. Never! Unheard of!
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« on: January 09, 2018, 07:06:29 PM »
But all human interaction already IS an elaborate ritual fella
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« on: January 09, 2018, 07:02:55 PM »
Gonna have to be in jury duty for 3 days smh
10-4
Missing out on hundreds of dollars cause had to call in from work plus its boring as fuck and I don’t even get to get meals in. Smh!!
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« on: January 06, 2018, 02:06:23 AM »
Ever since I had my weird kundalini / dissociation experience smoking weed puts me on a waaaaay to high level. And I can sort of remove myself from myself and view my problems objectively. I come up with some crazy stuff and solve a lot of life problems like that but it’s kknda unsettling and very uncomfortable so I don’t smoke anymore
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« on: January 06, 2018, 02:04:28 AM »
Do it and write your crazy thoughts
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« on: January 04, 2018, 05:14:12 PM »
One time I had sex with a girl on her period but we forget her tampon was still in and I ended up pushing that shit way back in
Spent like 15 min digging through a bloody vagina looking for a tampon. Think I posted a picture of my reward on here actually lmao
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« on: January 04, 2018, 05:12:10 PM »
-Small degree of negative canthal tilt
tbf this seems like a meme honestly because james franco has that and nobody would tell you he's unattractive
unless there's just something special about his that makes it work, idk
Yeah you’re right I guess, one trait doesn’t necessarily make you ugly/average it has to be a combination of them. The only thing I can think of that would bring a face down a ton is a majorly recessed jaw but that might count as a deformity
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« on: January 04, 2018, 03:52:07 PM »
-Slight malocclusion
-Small degree of negative canthal tilt
-Lower cheek facial fat
-Thick nose
Is this guy even trying
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« on: December 30, 2017, 03:17:40 PM »
Take off majority of onions they’re huge and pickles then hnnnng
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« on: December 30, 2017, 02:30:27 AM »
Them filters tho
not even
why do you accuse me of this
You glowing my dude. Check them filters off.
Theyre not filters it’s actually some sort of airbrushing thing it’s weird, but I’m guessing OP has an Android. Some of them automatically apply that to selfies. I remember second class had it happen on selfies too
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« on: December 30, 2017, 02:12:54 AM »
tfw too many gf(s)
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« on: December 28, 2017, 03:44:32 PM »
For the record I’m 6’2” and about 220lbs
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« on: December 27, 2017, 05:52:22 PM »
All these TWINKS smh 
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