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Messages - Jive Turkey

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1711
The Flood / Re: Am i gonna die?
« on: July 20, 2016, 02:06:13 PM »
You should be sweet man

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The Flood / I think I may be bipolar (SRS)
« on: July 20, 2016, 04:35:44 AM »
Not just moody etc but like I think I actually have bipolar disorder

Need to look into this more smh

1713
The Flood / Re: ayy lmao
« on: July 20, 2016, 04:22:42 AM »
Need to eat more but I don't wanna

1714
The Flood / Re: IT'S TOO HOT LADS
« on: July 20, 2016, 04:11:32 AM »
Next week it's gonna be 106 F which is like 41 Celsius

yeah u mirin

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The Flood / Re: Fuck yeah I'm back baby
« on: July 20, 2016, 04:00:32 AM »
Shouldnt have roided up you emotionally disfigured manchild
IM A SIKKUNT YEA M8 ILL FUCK YOU UP IRL SAY THAT TO MY FACE PUSSY NOT ONLINE YEA KUNT U MIRIN

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The Flood / Re: Spending the night in Atlanta airport
« on: July 20, 2016, 03:58:13 AM »
Dude I've always wanted to be stuck at an airport overnight

lucky
No you dont. Fuck this dude. I was supposed to be home at 11 p.m and it's 4 a.m, with another 4 hours of time remaining til I can even get on a plane.

Everything is closed.
The not getting home on time part kinda sucks

But it's like a giant sleepover!

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The Flood / Re: If I was looking to develop a drinking problem
« on: July 20, 2016, 03:56:52 AM »
Drinking problems are lame dawg

Id make it a drug problem but i dont have the means
whats up man?

Pm me if you'd like

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The Flood / Re: If I was looking to develop a drinking problem
« on: July 20, 2016, 03:30:17 AM »
Drinking problems are lame dawg

1719
The Flood / Re: Spending the night in Atlanta airport
« on: July 20, 2016, 03:29:23 AM »
Dude I've always wanted to be stuck at an airport overnight

lucky

1720
The Flood / Fuck yeah I'm back baby
« on: July 20, 2016, 03:28:18 AM »
Wasn't feeling like myself these last few days

think I finally got my estrogen ratio under control now I feel sweet

Don't play with hormones kids

1721
Will watch YouTube vids when I get home

ah maaaan i can't believe you'll be seeing PR live, he's way up on my list of artists i need to see perform! i'm jealous
im so hyped brooo  8)


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The Flood / On a mission to whiten my teeth!!!
« on: July 19, 2016, 09:00:52 PM »
I have okay colored teeth

They've been getting more yellow/stained recently because I've been drinking black coffee And green tea

Tonight I'm Going to buy:

New spinning toothbrush(I read these are way better)
New floss
Whitening toothpaste
Whitening mouth rinse
Crest White strips

Not sure which ones I should get, they range from $20 to the deluxe $60 which is tempting but it might be a scam smh.

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The Flood / Re: If I was looking to develop a drinking problem
« on: July 19, 2016, 08:56:28 PM »
Why

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The Flood / Re: FREE MY NIGGA FEDOREKT
« on: July 19, 2016, 02:44:07 AM »
Wtf is going on

Am I on the old site or new site

1725
YouTube


My soul will temporarily leave my body dead fucking srs

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The Flood / Re: Fuck mayne
« on: July 18, 2016, 06:18:54 AM »
what if that girl you like finds out?
Ive only ever loved 1 girl smh

She doesn't feel the same way towards me

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The Flood / Re: Fuck mayne
« on: July 18, 2016, 06:15:26 AM »
I swear I did NOT purposely make this an ama


I'm so sorry verb

1728
The Flood / Re: Fuck mayne
« on: July 18, 2016, 06:13:54 AM »
Low key I feel like a Demi God

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The Flood / Re: Fuck mayne
« on: July 18, 2016, 05:55:33 AM »
FUCK tomorrow me is gonna laugh at this thread and think I'm a pussy

The feelings won't be the same

It's like I'm two different people

1730
The Flood / AMA Fuck mayne
« on: July 18, 2016, 05:51:35 AM »
Drunk

Made out with a super hot chick I met tonight

She wants me bad. Calling me rn

Seems like this is what I've been working towards for the past few years. Girls that would never even look at me before thirsting after my dick now. I can pull them with a few words

Feels really good for the moment. Ego boost and primal extqsy of conquering a woman

But feel so lonely  man

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The Flood / Why are my emotions so INTENSE
« on: July 17, 2016, 05:34:02 AM »
I feel all of my emotions so strongly it's absolutely exhausting

Happiness, sadness, rage, excitement, EVERYTHING feels like it's been amplified 10 fold. unimportant things become important and I'm so emotionally involved in them

I want it to stop smh

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The Flood / Upset about this situation-plz give advice (semi-srs)
« on: July 17, 2016, 02:31:12 AM »
Hi guys this is a semi-srs thread and I need outside opinions/advice

So there's this girl I've posted about a few times you may or may not remember. She is very cute and perfect gf material, and has had a crush  on me for years. I've talked on/off with her for a while and we both have obvious feelings for eachother, though I don't show mine nearly as much and so she sometimes thinks I don't like her

Well I have a friend who's taken interest in her. At first he said he acknowledged she was "my" girl so to speak and that he wouldn't do anything, but I've recently found out he's been talking to her a lot and took her on a date a few days ago.

I wasn't actually that stressed about it TBH. I realize I never really gave her the attention/care she deserved and I mess around a lot. However tonight we were going to go to a party-me, that friend, his brother, and another friend. Well I get dressed and everything really fresh but then last minute the brother calls me to tell me they don't have room, because the girl is going with them too.

I know what car they're taking and I know they'd have room for me, awguarantee my friend told them to tell me that because he doesn't want me near her because he's scared I'm going to steal her ay from him(which I could easily but I wasn't even going to try). I'm actually pretty mad over this entire situation now because of that and one of my best friend is on my side

Any advice or opinions on what to do? My friend is telling me I should go 100% and swoop her from him but I feel like that comes across as really petty and I'm not like that

Thanks fellas


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The Flood / WE'LL RUN WHERE LIGHTS WON'T CHASE US
« on: July 16, 2016, 11:32:46 PM »
HIIIIIIIDE WHERE LOVE CAN SAVE US

I WILL NEVER LET YOU GO


YouTube



MOOD:


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The Flood / Re: Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)
« on: July 16, 2016, 10:18:38 PM »
was that the girl on your snapchat?
Nah man that was some other girl. My gay friend took my phone and filmed that lol, she's one of his friends

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The Flood / Re: Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)
« on: July 16, 2016, 04:23:03 PM »
DUde why would you consume all them empty calories? wtfff
smh man I love getting drunk idk :(

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The Flood / Re: Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)
« on: July 16, 2016, 04:22:22 PM »
That guy's even skinnier than me. I didn't think that was possible.
WHAT

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Serious reply:
"Hey you're Mia Kalifa! (Etc), not to be weird but I'm a big fan (etc), could I get a cool picture with you to show off to my friends and make them jealous (etc)"

And she'll probably do something crazy for the picture idk then I'll get her book

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The Flood / Re: Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)
« on: July 16, 2016, 02:46:13 PM »
You really don't work out do you?
WHAT

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The Flood / Re: Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)
« on: July 16, 2016, 05:56:09 AM »
nah I'm mad asf what the fuck

her pussy was tight and waxed as fuck with those tiny tanned Barbie legs and bubble butt

>:(

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The Flood / Went to my first bar tonight (pics) (storytime)
« on: July 16, 2016, 05:47:58 AM »
23 y/o friend had a bday party at this restaurant so me and my friend went. Lots of beer



Met his cousin some insanely rich dude with like 3 range rovers and a helicopter

Then we went to the bar. I didn't get in at first so I was waiting outside for like 20 min mad asf but then my friend came out with some 25 year olds ID, looked nothing like me but they didn't trip. Was really fun lots of dancing lots of hot girls but INSANELY overpriced drinks wtf

It closed and I Met this insanely hot petite sexy white girl, who had me carrier her to her car, her friends were friends with my friends. She straddled me like those baby carrierer things and then we started making out and touching each other all over etc. then she kept whispering in my ear how bad she wanted me to fuck her and we were gonna go to the car but her friend was hungry so her group and my group went to eat.

Pretty much in the end we didn't end up fucking each other cause IDK we ended up leaving she left and lived the opposite way and I didn't drive.

TBH I'm making this thread because I'm insanely sexually frustrated right now with some major blue balls and wish I got her number cause I'd drive there right fucking now boi

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