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The Flood / Re: This is how Jive Turkey arrives to places
« on: August 05, 2016, 07:36:47 PM »
YES

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The Flood / WTF happened to Tuesday??
« on: August 05, 2016, 07:36:13 PM »
I don't remember Tuesday at all  ??? ???

All day today I thought it was Thursday, and all day yesterday I thought it was Wednesday.

Well my brother dropped a bombshell informing me today was FRIDAY

wtf  :-[

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The Flood / Re: I like a girl at my work
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:02:15 PM »
Hmmmm nay TBH

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The Flood / Re: How come women aren't called out for fat shaming men?
« on: August 04, 2016, 04:59:57 PM »
For some reason I feel like I've seen more fat guys with hot women than fat women with attractive men

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The Flood / Feels weird having normal sized balls again
« on: August 04, 2016, 03:37:58 PM »
Feels weird mayne

Feels good mayne

 ???

1596
The Flood / Re: Fucking Chipotle
« on: August 04, 2016, 01:30:49 PM »
Chipotles mah liffeeeee

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The Flood / Re: 20 bucks or some financial advice from buffet
« on: August 04, 2016, 01:29:41 PM »
Best poll

$20 can buy me 2 chipotle burritos and those are fire 🔥🔥

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This is a better poll. Definitely the milli plus advice

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The Flood / Re: $50 million or financial advice from Warren Buffet
« on: August 04, 2016, 01:27:01 PM »
No sane person would pick the advice over that much money

1600
Usually never

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The Flood / Sex is too easy for me to get now
« on: August 04, 2016, 12:16:23 AM »
True love is what evades me

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The Flood / Re: Who here is good at making resumes? GTFIH
« on: August 03, 2016, 06:05:37 PM »
pretty easy stuff, i got mine in a template you might wanna use
I'm interested in seeing it.
well its on my flash drive, and really barebones at this moment in terms of how it looks. id say its ok for some normal jobs that arent in my field yet, but anything past that? no lol, its embarrassing. lemme find my usb
Sure, I'm just curious to see what others CV's look like. I have my own, obviously, but recently helped my girlfriend put hers together too.
ill send mine in pm to you and jive soon ;D
Thanks a bunch man appreciate it!!

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The Flood / Who here is good at making resumes? GTFIH
« on: August 03, 2016, 05:30:58 PM »
I need to make a resume but I struggle to make one. I don't have any OFFICIAL job experience but I have some stuff plus volunteer work. Anyone able to help? For extreme help aka making it for me I can get you a $20 Amazon gift card or something  :D

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The Flood / Re: I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 02:06:58 AM »
I need a girlfriend who feels emotions as strongly as I do and likes to sing and acts goofy but is beautiful

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The Flood / Re: I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:50:29 AM »

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The Flood / Re: I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:38:55 AM »
My favorite person to see post when I'm coming down is Elegiac. Also Sol

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The Flood / Re: I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:35:09 AM »
I wonder if she's thinking about me too

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The Flood / Re: I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:34:49 AM »
Never rolling with a beautiful girl at an event again unless I'm dating her

Become too attached/infatuated

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The Flood / Re: I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:33:25 AM »
I feel like I'm in love with her

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The Flood / Re: I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:32:00 AM »
*****NOBODY POST IN HERE *****

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The Flood / I wish you were a stranger I could disengage
« on: August 03, 2016, 01:31:39 AM »
everyoooooooonneee knows

She's on your miiiiiindddd

Everyone knows I'm in over my head I'm over my head I'm over my

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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:45:16 PM »
Sorry boyo but Michael stands no chance




"Here's an unflattering picture of my opponent"
C O P E

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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:40:51 PM »
Sorry boyo but Michael stands no chance






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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:28:19 PM »
I'm already bored of this TBH

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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:26:48 PM »
lolno

winona is the epitome of femininity, have you even seen her eyes?

you have no idea what you're talking about
Trust me I definitely know what I'm talking about. But like I said, attractive male/female faces share similar proportions.



Besides, men with primarily feminine traits are pretty unattractive. Michael Sara comes to mind

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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:18:22 PM »
Faces with a mix of masculinity and femininity are the most attractive.
Wrong. Faces with no masculinity are the most attractive.
I don't think you really understand how this whole attractive thing works, you're just using your hate boner against masculinity to guide you. Attractive male and female faces have similar structure. An angular jaw isn't neccasarily a masculine trait and softer cheekbones aren't exclusive to women. Even though over sized jaws or forehead protrusions are obviously masculine traits the mix is what makes the most beautiful people. Even that girl in your avatar has masculine face traits

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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 06:14:41 PM »
I hsvrn't got a minute I need to sleep

gonn brush my teeth jpåefully the pictures will be out by then stay tuned fellas
Go to sleep homie they will be there soon but you need rest :)

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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 05:56:13 PM »
What's your damage, ape?
Im prettier than you, u mad?
except you're not

the more masculine you look, the uglier you are
Wrong. Faces with a mix of masculinity and femininity are the most attractive. Wouldn't expect you to understand this though because you're literally the ugliest member here besides Loaf. Will post pics in a minute

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The Flood / Re: How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 05:43:57 PM »
What's your damage, ape?
Im prettier than you, u mad?

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The Flood / How very
« on: August 02, 2016, 05:41:59 PM »
How very

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