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Messages - Jive Turkey
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« on: August 09, 2016, 03:36:01 PM »
How do you get a job at Disney in the first place?
1562
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:59:18 AM »
Gaston has one of my favorite Disney movie songs
1563
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:58:13 AM »
Is Bitcoin mining even profitable now
1564
« on: August 09, 2016, 02:52:36 AM »
We both know I should be one of the headliners, the heel that everyone loves
1565
« on: August 08, 2016, 09:32:45 PM »
Why do you hate America!!!???
1566
« on: August 08, 2016, 09:23:21 PM »
feeling good as fuck yeah boi feelin thick looking solid tight huge lean full of horny energy alpha male hungry domination energy flowing through my veins test levels over 5000 stare down Mexicans when driving alpha level eye contact with sexy women strong af
1567
« on: August 08, 2016, 09:20:24 PM »
I'LL BUILD A CITY THAT DREAMS FOR TWO
AND IF YOU LOSE YOURSELF
I WILL FIND YOUUUUU
1568
« on: August 08, 2016, 03:22:43 PM »
I'LL BUILD A CITY THAT DREAMS FOR TWO
AND IF YOU LOSE YOURSELF
I WILL FIND YOUUUUU
1569
« on: August 08, 2016, 02:31:36 AM »
I'm being dead fucking srs faggots
1570
« on: August 08, 2016, 02:18:17 AM »
You tried the anti acne washes? I'm prone to similar if I don't use those
Yeah man I think it's hormonal. Clear skin everywhere else
1571
« on: August 08, 2016, 01:46:30 AM »
Nice
Can I do this to myself without feeling dirty?
1572
« on: August 08, 2016, 01:45:37 AM »
I get a big nasty red cystic pimple on my fucking nose. Like clockwork man once a year it pops up and I have to go into the Dermatologist to get a needle jabbed in there
I'm used to it now but shit used to kill my confidence man
Right before school starts too smh
1573
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:25:37 AM »
Do it bro it's legit~
1574
« on: August 08, 2016, 12:22:15 AM »
and also a nude waiter
I talked to a guy online and he said he makes $250-300 a night when nude waiting and sometimes he can make up to $1000 a night for a private party
Pretty much get paid bank to lift weights, look sexy as fuck, get worshipped/tons of attention, and fuck lots of girls
This job was made for me
1575
« on: August 07, 2016, 04:21:01 PM »
Major Lazer playing Powerful live while fireworks exploded all around me
OR
a few days ago this girl took me to this abandoned city cliff type thing and you could see every star and all of the city lights. Was pretty dope
1576
« on: August 07, 2016, 04:18:49 PM »
Fucking lol
Best review/10
1577
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:25:21 PM »
I drank so much one time, it would kill the average sep7agonian dead srs
I don't do that anymore
1578
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:20:18 PM »
Aw why'd you show me that comic in the am 
1579
« on: August 07, 2016, 03:19:21 PM »
did not read a single word
1580
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:20:54 AM »
1581
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:16:30 AM »
Girl on Tinder messaged me. We live 10 min away from eachother (aka nothing)
She adds me on snapchat quick, tells me I'm cute. We exchange maybe 3-4 snaps just saying what's up etc, then she doesn't reply for 20 min
I get a snap a little while ago of her covering her tits with her hands, saying "I'm back" and I didn't reply. 3 min later she sends one of her in her bed pulling her panties up her pussy. I snap my eyes/eyebrows and say "I like what I see 👀👀"
And then she opens it and a few minute later unfriends me
Wtf
Girls mayne
1582
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:05:53 AM »
Sell drugs (not srs)
Everyone at my gym is computer illiterate and nobody knows how to get juice online. I can get 10 vials for under $250 online and could sell them to people at my gym for $110 EACH. Better quality too. Such easy money but way too risky, would never/10
1583
« on: August 07, 2016, 01:01:35 AM »
Eating pineapples and protein shakes looking for something interesting to watch on this lovely Saturday night
What are you fellas up to?
1584
« on: August 06, 2016, 09:42:16 PM »
I saw a guy on the news who fishes in the harbour, and he was happy that they cleaned up the water a bit, but I don't like his prospects post-olympics.
Hey dude 
1585
« on: August 06, 2016, 09:31:04 PM »
Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot
1586
« on: August 06, 2016, 09:26:20 PM »
I frequent a bodybuilding forum primarily filled with right wingers that hate both Muslims and SJWs/sloots/women but most there agree and even support having Muslims take over the world so that women would be put in place again
1587
« on: August 06, 2016, 03:47:09 PM »
Crazy stuff man
1588
« on: August 06, 2016, 03:44:27 PM »
L.O.A.F
1589
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:15:35 PM »
Reddit - randomactsofpizza might be able to help too
1590
« on: August 05, 2016, 11:13:04 PM »
Is there any way I can order you one without a credit card?
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