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Messages - Jive Turkey

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 16, 2016, 03:18:28 PM »
i thought the only person who genuinely disliked jive was carson, because he's a histrionic gadfly

that makes me sad, i think he's a pretty good user actually
You have a soft spot for me <3

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 16, 2016, 03:10:56 PM »
Now i'm kinda offended that i'm disliked as much as Jive.

Like below or above him that's fine. But why is it exact? Someone vote me or him damnit.
I voted for myself, if that makes you feel any better

I voted for you too see we agree on something!
Wow that means you're even more disliked than me :D

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 16, 2016, 03:05:41 PM »
Now i'm kinda offended that i'm disliked as much as Jive.

Like below or above him that's fine. But why is it exact? Someone vote me or him damnit.
I voted for myself, if that makes you feel any better

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The Flood / Re: Where are you on the BMI chart?
« on: August 16, 2016, 09:42:31 AM »
28 hehe

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The Flood / Re: Where are you on the BMI chart?
« on: August 16, 2016, 09:42:10 AM »
Nice

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I'm not the one who brought up my girlfriend history lmao

but keep trying to look cool with your cringy Breakfast Club gifs prehistoric
you just did stop talking about your non existent girlfiends
Second Class has admitted he's never had a girlfriend or been laid before
except for when that never happened lol


Yeah it did, in one of those threads you always make about chugging alcohol/cough syrup and then admitting all of your deepest secrets

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Serious / Re: Black woman cusses out BLM
« on: August 15, 2016, 05:29:47 PM »
Just LMAO if you're not on Instagram

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The Flood / OOH BABY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH
« on: August 15, 2016, 05:24:52 PM »
OOH HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH

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I'm not the one who brought up my girlfriend history lmao

but keep trying to look cool with your cringy Breakfast Club gifs prehistoric
you just did stop talking about your non existent girlfiends
Second Class has admitted he's never had a girlfriend or been laid before

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Second Class what happened to you that made you what you are?
common sense

what happened to you that made you a garbage person?
I'm being serious

You have such backwards views on everything. When I think of you I also think of words like "slimey" and "spineless"

I legit believe you have some mild autism thing going on. You're like Loaf when he goes off on his one of his weirdo rants and thinks he's the only one who makes sense

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Second Class what happened to you that made you what you are?

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 15, 2016, 09:39:35 AM »
Gotta be doing something right 8)

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Don't even give him a (You) guys, this bait belongs in the dumpster.
you know you're in a shitty community when saying "men and women are equal" is considered bait
yeah it's totally not the title of the thread
And the title of my thread is just as fucking true.

Look at that "I got in a fight today" thread, for fuck's sake.
Nobody cares what you think faggot, now get back in my bed

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Yeah?

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You wanna kill yourself right now and you're you lmao

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Yeah maybe but my life is better than yours in every way, u mad?
Except it's not

I'm depressed about my imposed psychology and appearance, but I'd kill myself in a heartbeat if I were you lmao
Yeah but you'd only kill yourself in my position because you're mentally ill. Normal people would carry on

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Yeah maybe but my life is better than yours in every way, u mad?

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The Flood / Re: just got in a bloody fist fight
« on: August 14, 2016, 05:09:08 PM »
The bigger I get the more people instigate things and try to fight me. I just wanna party maynnnneee

not much of a fighter huh
i can but Id rather not. I'm too nice for my own good, even though my overall appearance makes it look like I fight a lot

My friends joke that if someone punched me I'd probably hold them down and ask something like "wow why would you hit me bro"

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You're stuck in the fucking past. Get a grip.

how am i "stuck in the past" wtf?

i dont blame anyone for wanting to fuck men but i dont buy that theyre like that because of their genes
You don't have to buy it. It's a scientific fact. That's why you're stuck in the past.

You know you should reevaluate your opinions when they mirror Door's.
its not a fact. Stop trying to blame things out of your control for why you're so fawkin weird/messed up

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The Flood / Re: just got in a bloody fist fight
« on: August 14, 2016, 05:04:18 PM »
The bigger I get the more people instigate things and try to fight me. I just wanna party maynnnneee
especially black guys smh

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The Flood / Re: just got in a bloody fist fight
« on: August 14, 2016, 05:03:47 PM »
The bigger I get the more people instigate things and try to fight me. I just wanna party maynnnneee

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The Flood / Re: Official TOP PEOPLE WHO EVER LIVED TIERS LIST
« on: August 14, 2016, 05:01:49 PM »
Fawkin zyzz, man

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What drugs have you done

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when i was 11-15 years old i googled so many things that probably put my parents on some government list

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Porn is so bad for you.

I wouldn't ban it but I'll make fun of my sons for watching it and not getting real pussy, fucking faggot cucks watching another man fuck sexy women

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The Flood / Re: Song lyric threads are so fun to post
« on: August 14, 2016, 12:37:50 AM »
>When you find this really good video on pornhub and return to it thrice a day.
i've never once masturbated a second time to one porn video
I've only ever made repeat visits to like 3 videos, and ONE gif

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The Flood / Re: aw man
« on: August 13, 2016, 10:45:06 PM »
Weekly jive girl thread
Nah man this one isn't like the others, majority of those girls hold little meaning for me. But I guess I'm in a boy who cried wolf situation smh

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The Flood / Re: aw man
« on: August 13, 2016, 10:42:21 PM »
what are the odds youcan be with her
Very low. 15% ish

She shares the feelings equally or maybe even a little more on her side, but distance and living situations make it very difficult without a huge lifestyle change

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The Flood / aw man
« on: August 13, 2016, 10:36:07 PM »
Falling for this girl man. Like legit falling for her. Haven't felt like this in nearly 3 years, and before, 2 years prior to that

It's in the early stages though where if if cut it off right now it wouldn't hurt TOO bad

But if I let this develop I can tell I'm in for a huge roller coaster. Even more so than before because my emotions are all amplified

fuck

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The Flood / Re: Song lyric threads are so fun to post
« on: August 13, 2016, 06:14:26 PM »
BUT I STILLLLL

HAVENT FOOUUUND

WHAT IM LOOKING FORRRRR

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