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« on: August 19, 2016, 11:58:55 PM »
oh fuk
my wallet is going to be drained
"we can go wherever you want jive it really doesn't matter to me  "
*i pick expensive joint 30 min out of town*
i flexed too hard SMH
I will LOL if you don't get any pussy out of it
Its an interesting situation. See the first time we met we were complete strangers but by the end of the night we nearly ended up having sex in a restaurant bathroom. Then I didn't see her for months until we came across each other today and set something up Easily one of the hottest girls I've ever been involved with in my life so far
1472
« on: August 19, 2016, 10:44:09 PM »
oh fuk my wallet is going to be drained "we can go wherever you want jive it really doesn't matter to me " *i pick expensive joint 30 min out of town* i flexed too hard SMH
1473
« on: August 19, 2016, 10:03:57 PM »
smh guess you fukin geeks will never understand my country roots 
1474
« on: August 19, 2016, 07:04:06 PM »
at least roman posted pics.
im too easily tracked TBH. All of these girls are on social media and also i can't post a pic of a girl without her permission haha that'd be pretty weird
1475
« on: August 19, 2016, 07:02:52 PM »
Is that you in your avatar?
no that's zyzz (rip)
1476
« on: August 19, 2016, 06:08:35 PM »
1477
« on: August 19, 2016, 05:27:30 PM »
I like boiling my sweet potatoes with cinnamon and a little brown sugar
1478
« on: August 19, 2016, 05:17:12 PM »
Having to lie this much Jive smh tbh famalam
i dont lie brotato just not sure where I should take her smh she's older and more experienced than me (hate that shit)
1479
« on: August 19, 2016, 05:10:47 PM »
supermodel looking petite sexy white girl bubble butt smooth skin completely waxed Barbie doll horny sex goddess!!!!!!
1480
« on: August 19, 2016, 03:24:35 PM »
I'm obsessed with cumming as deep as possible in lots of girls so they get pregnant and imagining them with their big bellies carrying my seed
1481
« on: August 19, 2016, 03:22:03 PM »
Specialize
The saying is Jack of all trades master of none
It's appealing to be a little good at everything but it really isn't practical at all. Nothing more than mental masturbation, I say this as someone who used to want to be the guy who knew a little about a lot
1482
« on: August 18, 2016, 05:41:31 PM »
Rape is my trigger
1483
« on: August 18, 2016, 05:40:50 PM »
MFW 
1484
« on: August 18, 2016, 05:40:22 PM »
I tell em I'm a hustler and I'd rather make a killing
1485
« on: August 18, 2016, 12:24:28 PM »
There's more to life than sleeping in and getting high with u
1486
« on: August 18, 2016, 12:22:44 PM »
Identity is ultimately meaningless and empty. At their root, all beings are absolutely the same.
I'd stab you in the face if you made such a hackneyed statement in front of me. I have no time for ignorance.
Take some time to contemplate the root of being and you might find that sense of identity you cling onto so strongly may start to diminish.
Your argument just makes declarative statements and no explanation of why you think it's true, then you follow it up with "if you just contemplate the root of being". Seriously, you're wasting my time.
Dont ever disrespect Demonic again in your life boi
1487
« on: August 18, 2016, 02:35:33 AM »
If you're in Caliornia I'll fight him for you bro dead srs but only if you buy me a Red Robin Burger dinner afterward
1488
« on: August 17, 2016, 09:46:15 PM »
A cabin? That's kinda creepy.
I told her that I blog about my emotions on an offsite video game forum srs
1489
« on: August 17, 2016, 09:41:16 PM »
just tell her that
tell her that you feel like you might not live up to her expectations
This was my first idea and most likely what I'm gonna do
yeah man if she's as cool as you say and the female equivalent of yourself then there's no need for the games
good luck man
Dude I love asking for girl advice on here cause you give great advice/reassurance
1490
« on: August 17, 2016, 09:35:45 PM »
just tell her that
tell her that you feel like you might not live up to her expectations
This was my first idea and most likely what I'm gonna do
1491
« on: August 17, 2016, 09:29:49 PM »
About a month ago I swiped a girl on Tinder. We talked for a a few days over snapchat and then didn't for a week, when randomly she decided to snap me. Idk what it was about that night but we had like a 4 hour long conversation about everything. I got along better with her than I have with any girl in my life TBH
Since then we've texted everyday/night for hours. I haven't done shit like that since I was 13. I legit don't reply to any other girl now and they're all really mad. We've pretty much revealed some pretty deep secrets to eachother and it feels like we've known eachother forever. Her humor/taste in music/morals/hobbies/personality everything is 10/10, probably one of the coolest girls I've never met in my life and she says the same about me.
She wants to meet me really bad, but for one of the first times in years I'm actually a bit afraid that I won't live up to her expectations. I feel like she's built up an image of who I am (even though I've been 100%genuine) that anything less will be a disappointment.
It's actually a shitty feeling and I suspect she thinks I don't want to meet her because I'm weirded out by her (which I'm not)
She lives about 2 hours away, and wants me to go to a cabin with her this weekend. Pretty much I need encouragement to stop being such a pussy ass beta cuck phaggot
1492
« on: August 17, 2016, 06:33:16 PM »
Please rate this bug next 
1493
« on: August 17, 2016, 05:54:03 PM »
Y'all need to get your Tinder match game up!!!
1494
« on: August 17, 2016, 05:53:08 PM »
This is a good thread
1495
« on: August 17, 2016, 05:50:35 PM »
Usually popping them makes it worse for me. I don't get much acne anyways, even when my hormones are out of balance
1496
« on: August 17, 2016, 05:49:33 PM »
cheerwine is the best soda i've drank so far
oh yeah this stuff was super good too
1497
« on: August 17, 2016, 05:48:57 PM »
I rember being a fan of dr pepper
Ice cold Dr Pepper x local cheese pizza x nazi zombies with best friends at night = hnnnng
I'd love to be 13 again
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« on: August 16, 2016, 10:25:43 PM »
If by talk you mean admit I liked her you'd be right, but we are pretty solid friends. As for the other instance, I'm sorry I'm not an unemotional robot that's made of stone when depressing thoughts enter my head, but that doesn't change the fact that shitty Tinder profiles are still shitty. Neither of those instances are here nor there in this thread, if you're going to be cryptic and vague in your dating profile, don't expect to get a lot of people swiping right for you.
Dude you couldn't even talk to the girl you liked irl and started crying for no reason when she was driving you home, You have no room to be roasting on Tinder girls Tinder is all about appearance. No girl is going to put her life story on her tinder bio when she's not going to swipe right on 75% of the profiles she comes across, keeping it vague is the best way. Makes the other person want to learn more about you, that's the fun part about getting to know someone. Trust me man I'm pretty much a Tinder pro
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« on: August 16, 2016, 09:55:06 PM »
I'd love to hear them, considering almost every profile I've seen on Tinder has to be a fucking joke.
>See cute girl
>Want to check out more
>View profile
>"I want to meet someone to go on an adventure with, just to travel and have fun with "
>Instantly swipe left
Like seriously, what the fuck does "Going on an adventure" even mean?
I wonder how many tinder girls have cringey stories about you Dude you couldn't even talk to the girl you liked irl and started crying for no reason when she was driving you home, You have no room to be roasting on Tinder girls
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« on: August 16, 2016, 03:27:52 PM »
Thanks guys
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