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*get

Sorry verb

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The Flood / tried to have sex with some girl and couldn't et hard LOL
« on: August 28, 2016, 06:58:09 AM »
Spent like 25 min fingering her so she'd cum and she ''twas sucking my dick forever but I was legit 65% the entire time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Felt bad, could tell she thought it was her fault

Was either alcohol or steroids playing with my dick

Confident it was the booze but still smh never happened in my life

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I want to sleep and not wake up

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Right now I'm depression 75% complete transitioning into rage

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The Flood / Re: This is what I imagine Challenger looks like irl
« on: August 26, 2016, 05:57:58 PM »
Lol do me
Except maybe a thinner face



I think I've seen you before actually


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The Flood / Re: This is what I imagine Challenger looks like irl
« on: August 26, 2016, 05:54:27 PM »
What do you think I look like?
I need to go through your post history a bit more

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The Flood / Re: This is what I imagine Challenger looks like irl
« on: August 26, 2016, 05:53:48 PM »
hbm?

Also, the kid looks like Secondclass. Pip is some awkward lanklet/swagfag in my mind
An IRL version of this



with the same zest and everything. Though I may have been influenced by your previous avatars cause they look kinda similar

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The Flood / Re: This is what I imagine Challenger looks like irl
« on: August 26, 2016, 05:43:03 PM »
but we know what pip looks like
What no way

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The Flood / Re: This is what I imagine Challenger looks like irl
« on: August 26, 2016, 05:34:09 PM »
Ingloriouswho looks just like my slightly chubby very tan Asian neighbor(same age i think), except my neighbor dresses like some weird ASAP Rocky clone

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The Flood / This is what I imagine Challenger looks like irl
« on: August 26, 2016, 05:31:25 PM »
Spoiler

Maybe with more hair/darker hair

I imagine Pip as the kid from Stranger Things (the one with the hot sister)



Except in my mind Pip has WAY more freckles

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Lock requested

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I know the pieces fit

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The Flood / Re: Do you use a persona when posting here?
« on: August 25, 2016, 01:38:46 PM »
I'm not zyzz irl

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The Flood / Re: My face is bloated as fuck
« on: August 25, 2016, 01:17:35 PM »

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The Flood / Re: My face is bloated as fuck
« on: August 25, 2016, 01:05:14 PM »
Same goes for your emotional problems
irl I appear very calm and collected.

nobody knows the storm inside my head

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The Flood / My face is bloated as fuck
« on: August 25, 2016, 12:58:43 PM »
It's only gonna get worse these next few weeks

I can't let my future model girlfriend see me like this  :'(  :'(  :'(

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The Flood / Re: Anything new in your lives?
« on: August 25, 2016, 04:28:36 AM »
Might get a legit gf soon (she's 10/10 model status I'm gonna flex so hard on everyone with her)

Started some "supplements" this time a legit dosage. Already feel huge. Strength is shooting up a shit ton and I'm the talk of the gym(good and bad)

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The Flood / Re: I had somewhat of a mental breakdown today
« on: August 25, 2016, 04:20:09 AM »
I accidentally destroyed all estrogen and arOmatase enzyme in my body

Skin is dry
Bones feel brittle
Extreme anxiety
Mentalbreakdowns
Obsessive thoughts about a girl
Dick is dead
Feel/depressed and want to die

Fuuuuuck just a few more days till I'm a ok
might be time to ease off the roids boyo
hehe I'll be good in a few days, I just took too much estrogen blocker. lesson learned though
what the fuck why are you taking blockers
exogenous testosterone converts into estrogen

Too much is bad
Too little is awful

Hard to find the sweet spot
or you could just not fuck with it
Too bad I wanna look like a demigod
your dick will literally stop working properly and you'll run into health problems down the line
it's not worth it
Not true. Believe it or not I'm VERY educated on hormones

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The Flood / Re: Hey fitness buffs
« on: August 24, 2016, 10:28:58 PM »
Need pics

Could be pubertal gyno or could be just big nipples

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The Flood / Re: I haven't taken a shit for like the past 72 hours
« on: August 24, 2016, 10:27:02 PM »
You're a freak!!!

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The Flood / Re: I had somewhat of a mental breakdown today
« on: August 24, 2016, 10:25:14 PM »
I accidentally destroyed all estrogen and arOmatase enzyme in my body

Skin is dry
Bones feel brittle
Extreme anxiety
Mentalbreakdowns
Obsessive thoughts about a girl
Dick is dead
Feel/depressed and want to die

Fuuuuuck just a few more days till I'm a ok
might be time to ease off the roids boyo
hehe I'll be good in a few days, I just took too much estrogen blocker. lesson learned though
what the fuck why are you taking blockers
exogenous testosterone converts into estrogen

Too much is bad
Too little is awful

Hard to find the sweet spot
or you could just not fuck with it
Too bad I wanna look like a demigod

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The Flood / Re: "How many reps left"
« on: August 24, 2016, 10:04:32 PM »
I'll tell him how many I have left, ain't no one moving me

If he was cool about it I'll say "wanna work in?"

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The Flood / Re: I had somewhat of a mental breakdown today
« on: August 24, 2016, 10:03:19 PM »
I accidentally destroyed all estrogen and arOmatase enzyme in my body

Skin is dry
Bones feel brittle
Extreme anxiety
Mentalbreakdowns
Obsessive thoughts about a girl
Dick is dead
Feel/depressed and want to die

Fuuuuuck just a few more days till I'm a ok
might be time to ease off the roids boyo
hehe I'll be good in a few days, I just took too much estrogen blocker. lesson learned though
what the fuck why are you taking blockers
exogenous testosterone converts into estrogen

Too much is bad
Too little is awful

Hard to find the sweet spot

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The Flood / Re: Why do I fall in love so easily?
« on: August 24, 2016, 10:01:49 PM »
HAHA look at pussy estrogenless me making crybaby threads 😭😭😭😭 If I were to actually read over my OP right now I'd cringe so hard dead srs. (Don't remember what I even posted)

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The Flood / Re: I had somewhat of a mental breakdown today
« on: August 24, 2016, 12:27:56 PM »
I accidentally destroyed all estrogen and arOmatase enzyme in my body

Skin is dry
Bones feel brittle
Extreme anxiety
Mentalbreakdowns
Obsessive thoughts about a girl
Dick is dead
Feel/depressed and want to die

Fuuuuuck just a few more days till I'm a ok
might be time to ease off the roids boyo
hehe I'll be good in a few days, I just took too much estrogen blocker. lesson learned though

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The Flood / Re: I had somewhat of a mental breakdown today
« on: August 24, 2016, 12:21:05 PM »
I accidentally destroyed all estrogen and arOmatase enzyme in my body

Skin is dry
Bones feel brittle
Extreme anxiety
Mentalbreakdowns
Obsessive thoughts about a girl
Dick is dead
Feel/depressed and want to die

Fuuuuuck just a few more days till I'm a ok

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The Flood / Why do I fall in love so easily?
« on: August 24, 2016, 02:27:39 AM »
I've been trying to figure this out

I've already concluded that I feel emotions with more intensity than the average person. Adding my supplements enhances this even further

I have a great relationship with my mom and all mother figures in my life. Got lots of love

Always had positive attention from women even as a kid. However from ages 7-16/17ish it was more in the friendly way.

Am I just doomed to be one of Cupids favorite targets

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The Flood / Re: My son had a seizure tonight
« on: August 24, 2016, 02:23:22 AM »
How old is he? Glad he is doing better man, can't imagine that. Must be some scary shit

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The Flood / Re: Rank your bottom five users
« on: August 24, 2016, 02:21:57 AM »
9 votes!!! Que!!!! Yeah boi!!!!

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