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Messages - Jive Turkey
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« on: September 01, 2016, 04:22:50 PM »
Your obsessive hatred of the opposite sex just demonstrates you have some kind of mommy issues.
Challeneger doesn't hate women. And most guys who hate women hate them because they weren't treated the way they wanted to be by them when they were in their early teens etc Also those words are hilarious coming from you
1382
« on: September 01, 2016, 04:02:43 PM »
Of course it's easy. Most women drool over any slightly muscular man who treats them badly.
I actually really want to be sweet and romantic but a lot of women don't like that smh
1383
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:56:13 PM »
Stories like that break my heart
1384
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:54:44 PM »
1385
« on: September 01, 2016, 03:50:29 PM »
But there are a lot of obstacles in my life right now preventing me from getting one
1386
« on: August 31, 2016, 12:26:59 PM »
ear day!
I am glad you are here to brighten sep7agon up :')
dont hit on 50 year old dudes jive you can do better
dont expose me bro
1387
« on: August 31, 2016, 12:23:02 PM »
ear day!
I am glad you are here to brighten sep7agon up :')
1388
« on: August 31, 2016, 12:19:56 PM »
You should hit your head today Jive, just saying.
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You have 6 posts in the last 3 weeks and 1/3 of them are about me, keep my name outchea mouth boi
1389
« on: August 30, 2016, 08:01:10 PM »
Everybody forgets butt day
 
1390
« on: August 30, 2016, 07:59:25 PM »
Looking back I'm 90% sure now that this girl raped me last week
1391
« on: August 30, 2016, 07:58:42 PM »
It's supposed to be leg day but I feel really full and kinda want to hit arms 
1392
« on: August 30, 2016, 07:51:58 PM »
I'm pretty sure I was raped a few days ago smh
1393
« on: August 30, 2016, 03:43:52 AM »
A lot of broken hearts
1394
« on: August 30, 2016, 03:41:09 AM »
Dude where tf do you live 😂
1395
« on: August 30, 2016, 03:40:15 AM »
Meet him pussy
Back ur shit up
1396
« on: August 29, 2016, 01:57:44 PM »
Also I have a very strange underlying feeling that something really bad has just happened in my life and I'm sick to my stomach thinking about it. Hope I'm wrong smh
1397
« on: August 29, 2016, 01:57:26 PM »
He was a good guy
1398
« on: August 29, 2016, 01:13:48 PM »
You got something that belongs to me
Your body language says it all
Despite the things you said to meeee
WHO is it that's got you all gassed up
1399
« on: August 29, 2016, 02:10:42 AM »
Keep some viagra around bro. Never know when you can perform. I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.
smh responded too late
why the fuck does your friend have viagra?
He got a tiny penis too?
come at me bro Also he can pretty much get me any drug
1400
« on: August 29, 2016, 02:08:42 AM »
aren't you a little young for this to happen to you...?
Yeah but now I'm pretty much 95% sure it was because I was super drunk
1401
« on: August 29, 2016, 01:39:19 AM »
Fruit will you get lunch with me
yes
1402
« on: August 29, 2016, 12:06:10 AM »
My boi derpspartan with his cute chihuahua and affinity for fast food <3
1403
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:57:00 PM »
whot
what the heck you're ALIVE
1404
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:52:33 PM »
Which one am I
1405
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:48:06 PM »
Calling it now, Zamasu found the body of the Goku that died of heart disease in Trunks' timeline and reanimated with some Kaioshin power.
I was thinking this too
1406
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:43:23 PM »
I honestly don't enjoy getting head, like it literally does nothing for me.
Full penetration is pretty much the only surefire way to get me 100% hard, either that or a fucking strong grip jfc
Dude off topic but now I can legit eat 4500 calories of McDonald's / chipotle / frozen yogurt / alcohol and not put on ANY fat. If anything I'm leaner than a few days ago Obviously if I eat like this for a few days it will make me gain fat but damn hormones are crazy
1407
« on: August 28, 2016, 01:37:35 PM »
First I do seated dry wipe
Then seated wet wipe
Then standing wet
Then standing dry
Also I get completely naked every time I poop and I poop a lot and often (2-3 times daily)
1408
« on: August 28, 2016, 07:13:18 AM »
Keep some viagra around bro. Never know when you can perform. I'd say invite her over again and pop some to redeem your image.
smh responded too late
1409
« on: August 28, 2016, 07:09:59 AM »
One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL
Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day
maybe it's because you fucked up your hormones the other day combined with whiskey dick
how could they fake it in porn They don't use cgi or anything haha
1410
« on: August 28, 2016, 07:02:21 AM »
One time a girl was laying on her back with her head hanging off the bed and wanted me to face fuck her so I did and I could see my dick in the throat and it freaked my out I thought that shit was fake in porn
LOL Maybe if i could get my dick to work I could try this one day
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