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1351
« on: September 09, 2016, 02:45:37 AM »
You abuse women with the way you think of them.
No that's actually you
1352
« on: September 09, 2016, 02:24:46 AM »
ya boi jive gonna be cracking some skulls soon
1353
« on: September 08, 2016, 02:39:57 PM »
i am indian and let me tell you, being indian is actually a great thing. we have beautiful people and we have ugly people. just like any race. I for 1 am a great person, have great friends, and i take care of every one that is in my life and i am glad to do it, and for that i have people that love me around me. also, indian parents are one of the best parents you can have. sometimes they can be really strict, but they will take care of you no matter what, and they will buy you what ever it is that you need. as long as your not a selfish ****head. Also, we all have great jobs, lots of money and a family that we all love and take care off.
1354
« on: September 08, 2016, 02:25:46 PM »
How's life going man
1355
« on: September 08, 2016, 02:02:05 PM »
Been thinking of going to one just to see if they can fix anything I might not know is messed up. Also a deep tissue massage sounds fantastic
Anyone ever been to one? I've read some places that there's no actual evidence that what they do works though, and the neck popping thing they do scares me
1356
« on: September 07, 2016, 05:10:29 PM »
no lie I've considered selling some of my reserve supply of testosterone just to see what kind of money guys like you would pay for it
Average gym rats will pay upwards of $110 per vial of 10ml
Clueless gym goers will pay who knows how much, im sure I could sell some for $200/10ml
I'm not an idiot, I can get it for the price of your visits co-pay
If you want real money, catch AIDs and sell the excess hgh they give you. Thousands easily
1357
« on: September 07, 2016, 05:09:11 PM »
fuck her
I hope your doggo gets well soon
Thanks bro <3
1358
« on: September 07, 2016, 05:08:26 PM »
no lie I've considered selling some of my reserve supply of testosterone just to see what kind of money guys like you would pay for it
Average gym rats will pay upwards of $110 per vial of 10ml Clueless gym goers will pay who knows how much, im sure I could sell some for $200/10ml I'm not an idiot, I can get it for the price of your visits co-pay
1359
« on: September 07, 2016, 04:56:33 PM »
Don't go to IV Deli tomorrow
1360
« on: September 07, 2016, 04:54:41 PM »
Cause he needs his medicine
But anyways the lady looks at me for a long time suspiciously and scans my body up and down. Then she says "what did you need these for" and I say "for my sick dog"
Then she takes my drivers license and types something into her computer
So am I on some sort of list now or what
1361
« on: September 06, 2016, 04:10:14 PM »
I expected a shitty selfie.
Not 2day brother
1362
« on: September 06, 2016, 03:34:18 PM »
I've been very lazy on getting a job. HONESTLY I haven't even finalized my resume even though I've been given some good templates
This thread will hold me accountable though. I'll update with things I'm doing to get a job such as places where I apply/interviews/miscellaneous stuff
Right now my home internet isn't working so I'm gonna go to the library and write my resume
Also I have Very little job experience and zero "official" work experience
1363
« on: September 06, 2016, 03:19:27 PM »
Right now I've grown to the point where none of my regular clothes fit me, and I'm too poor to afford new clothing so I'm pretty much that guy who wears gym shorts and shirts all day.
What do you guys wear on a day to day basis?
1364
« on: September 06, 2016, 03:03:19 PM »
Why did you cover the camera with your hand
Because the added blur changed the lighting on my pic, I have no idea how it works but it looked nice
1365
« on: September 05, 2016, 02:36:24 PM »
Did you ever start using roids?
yes he did and he couldn't get an erection because of it lmao. go look at his old threads.
OT: mirin
No that was cause I was piss drunk  But thanks brah :]
1366
« on: September 05, 2016, 02:35:42 PM »
Did you ever start using roids?
check pm
1367
« on: September 05, 2016, 02:23:16 AM »
Dude you look like someone I know, I may know you IRL
I'm also from Cali but you are too far down south I think
Bullshit
Yeah I'm in the Central Valley
I go down south sometimes but it's rare and only for a few days etc
Naw nigga I know you
Text me
K what's your number
haha sike!!
NAH MAN just gotta confirm its yours ofc
What letter does my name start with 
1368
« on: September 05, 2016, 02:05:41 AM »
Dude you look like someone I know, I may know you IRL
I'm also from Cali but you are too far down south I think
Bullshit
Yeah I'm in the Central Valley
I go down south sometimes but it's rare and only for a few days etc
Naw nigga I know you
Text me
K what's your number
haha sike!!
1369
« on: September 05, 2016, 02:02:07 AM »
Dude you look like someone I know, I may know you IRL
I'm also from Cali but you are too far down south I think
Bullshit
Yeah I'm in the Central Valley
I go down south sometimes but it's rare and only for a few days etc
Naw nigga I know you
Text me
1370
« on: September 05, 2016, 01:59:59 AM »
Dude you look like someone I know, I may know you IRL
I'm also from Cali but you are too far down south I think
Bullshit
Yeah I'm in the Central Valley I go down south sometimes but it's rare and only for a few days etc
1371
« on: September 05, 2016, 01:32:31 AM »
Dude you look like someone I know, I may know you IRL
I'm also from Cali but you are too far down south I think
1372
« on: September 04, 2016, 08:32:56 PM »
 Feeling fawkin huge brah i love you sep7agon <3
1373
« on: September 03, 2016, 01:40:01 PM »
No clue where I left it last night
I also lost my car keys.
Fml. My dad is super pissed at me right now I'm scared to leave my room
1374
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:35:50 PM »
Women are submissive by nature. Millions of years of evolution have primed them to bow down to Chad and Tyrone
holy shit jive fuck off
You don't even understand women LMAO. Your view of women comes from a made up fantasy in your head based off a mix of your own fetishes and television characters
Except not really, I hang out with plenty of girls. They're not all this stereotype you're pushing. It's more indicative of who you are that those are the girls who you talk to.
Have you done anything sexual with any of these girls?
I've had sex before, not with any of the girls I chill with these days. I really don't need to.
Hah.
So in your mind, you have to fuck something to understand it.
Sheds a whole new light on Pavlov
Being able to fuck women often proves you have a good understanding of how they work. I thought that was just common sense?
Not really, it just proves you're appealing to the one specific type of girl you're having sex with. People are different. The types of girls (smart ones) I hang out with wouldn't have sex with someone with your fucked up mindset in a million years.
Even the shy nerdy girls secretly crave Chads cock
No one said anything about shy nerdy girls, the ones I hang out with are assertive and actually cool. A nerdy girl would never smoke.
Wow she smokes? How COOL omg!!!
Point is, not shy or nerdy.
More and more girls are getting self-respect these days, hate to break it to you. They don't want to spend time with someone who literally sees them as inferior because of the way they were born.
Shy and nerdy girls smoke too, it's not exclusive. You need to stop generalizing, if anything you're more sexist towards women than any of us
1375
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:30:54 PM »
Women are submissive by nature. Millions of years of evolution have primed them to bow down to Chad and Tyrone
holy shit jive fuck off
You don't even understand women LMAO. Your view of women comes from a made up fantasy in your head based off a mix of your own fetishes and television characters
Except not really, I hang out with plenty of girls. They're not all this stereotype you're pushing. It's more indicative of who you are that those are the girls who you talk to.
Have you done anything sexual with any of these girls?
I've had sex before, not with any of the girls I chill with these days. I really don't need to.
Hah.
So in your mind, you have to fuck something to understand it.
Sheds a whole new light on Pavlov
Being able to fuck women often proves you have a good understanding of how they work. I thought that was just common sense?
Not really, it just proves you're appealing to the one specific type of girl you're having sex with. People are different. The types of girls (smart ones) I hang out with wouldn't have sex with someone with your fucked up mindset in a million years.
Even the shy nerdy girls secretly crave Chads cock
No one said anything about shy nerdy girls, the ones I hang out with are assertive and actually cool. A nerdy girl would never smoke.
Wow she smokes? How COOL omg!!!
1376
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:27:40 PM »
Women are submissive by nature. Millions of years of evolution have primed them to bow down to Chad and Tyrone
holy shit jive fuck off
You don't even understand women LMAO. Your view of women comes from a made up fantasy in your head based off a mix of your own fetishes and television characters
Except not really, I hang out with plenty of girls. They're not all this stereotype you're pushing. It's more indicative of who you are that those are the girls who you talk to.
Have you done anything sexual with any of these girls?
I've had sex before, not with any of the girls I chill with these days. I really don't need to.
Hah.
So in your mind, you have to fuck something to understand it.
Sheds a whole new light on Pavlov
Being able to fuck women often proves you have a good understanding of how they work. I thought that was just common sense?
Not really, it just proves you're appealing to the one specific type of girl you're having sex with. People are different. The types of girls (smart ones) I hang out with wouldn't have sex with someone with your fucked up mindset in a million years.
Even the shy nerdy girls secretly crave Chads cock
1377
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:21:54 PM »
Women are submissive by nature. Millions of years of evolution have primed them to bow down to Chad and Tyrone
holy shit jive fuck off
You don't even understand women LMAO. Your view of women comes from a made up fantasy in your head based off a mix of your own fetishes and television characters
Except not really, I hang out with plenty of girls. They're not all this stereotype you're pushing. It's more indicative of who you are that those are the girls who you talk to.
Have you done anything sexual with any of these girls?
I've had sex before, not with any of the girls I chill with these days. I really don't need to.
Hah.
Class has admitted to being a virgin before SMH
1378
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:10:07 PM »
Women are submissive by nature. Millions of years of evolution have primed them to bow down to Chad and Tyrone
holy shit jive fuck off
You don't even understand women LMAO. Your view of women comes from a made up fantasy in your head based off a mix of your own fetishes and television characters
1379
« on: September 02, 2016, 06:08:12 PM »
Women are submissive by nature. Millions of years of evolution have primed them to bow down to Chad and Tyrone
1380
« on: September 02, 2016, 02:12:24 AM »
I don't care.
Why not You forgot to screencap the part where she's a bot
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HAHA I don't get bots boyo
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