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« on: September 13, 2016, 07:43:20 PM »
Indeed 
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« on: September 13, 2016, 01:27:21 AM »
I like watching the puddles gather rain
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« on: September 12, 2016, 08:34:29 PM »
Hnnnng tropical
you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders
Not anymore because I do chest twice a week so my shoulders get lots of pressing but it's a pretty good exercise. Looks ALPHA as fuck too.
Just make sure you do lots of rotator cuff exercises to warmup so you can keep your shoulders healthy and you'll be sweet
holy shit will they make me black too
Oh shit sorry about that  much better
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« on: September 12, 2016, 08:31:14 PM »
Hnnnng tropical
you ever do barbell military press I want to add it to my workout but some guy told me it's bad for your shoulders
Not anymore because I do chest twice a week so my shoulders get lots of pressing but it's a pretty good exercise. Looks ALPHA as fuck too. Just make sure you do lots of rotator cuff exercises to warmup so you can keep your shoulders healthy and you'll be sweet
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« on: September 12, 2016, 08:27:44 PM »
Poor trigger discipline on the dog
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« on: September 12, 2016, 08:25:57 PM »
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« on: September 12, 2016, 01:07:29 PM »
Fuck you bro, and by bro I mean never my bro
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« on: September 12, 2016, 10:29:33 AM »
Loaf you're Elliot Rodgers 2.0
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« on: September 12, 2016, 03:36:47 AM »
I like alcohol and mollys and steroids
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« on: September 11, 2016, 04:06:59 PM »
Donut
Drying pan
Wtf is this nonsense
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« on: September 11, 2016, 04:05:19 PM »
I can't dance at things like that because the music is fucking terrible.
Didn't realize I had a dancer inside of me until I went to this crazy EDM show with a dubstep artist I really like, then I went fucking hard and haven't done anything like it since. You just get lost in the music, but if you're not into what you're listening to, then there's no way to feel comfortable doing it.
The suffering of liking weird-ass genres, man.
Yeah I love dancing at edm shows For like 5 minutes they played some hardstyle type mix and I was the only one of my friends digging it
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« on: September 11, 2016, 04:00:19 PM »
this isn't a bot, you swedeshit.
A door just closed and I'm home alone.
Anyway, "du har ett sött leende  " is fucking gay
well not everyone looks like bodybuilder and is able to pick up chicks with "eyy wan sum fuq"
Whats your main profile picture? That's most important. You want a clear shot of your face, girls don't want to play the guessing game. preferably in a social environment and not a selfie. Bio should be short and showcase anything positive. Also make it cheeky My bio is: 6'2" Personal Trainer Future Professional Tibetan Monk Snapchat: ________ Short sweet simple cheeky Etc I'd write more but I want these donuts
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« on: September 11, 2016, 03:20:43 PM »
Tinder is my shit
My girl friends showed me the types of dudes there are on Tinder and 80% are Mediocre as fuck no competition
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« on: September 11, 2016, 03:18:45 PM »
What kind should I add to the box?
Must haves:
Jelly filled glaze
Maple bar
Old fashion frosted sprinkles (pink)
Glaze donut
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« on: September 11, 2016, 03:16:58 PM »
A dude at work: 6'3" German dude, shit load of muscle and a deep ass voice. I went clubbing with him once, attractive females from left, right and center were all talking to him, dancing on him, offering to lick his genitals... He just turned them down like it's nothing.
I was offered some action by two woman - they were fat and pale though and it's only happpened once dyring my 5 years in the game.
I actually got asked to dance a lot(I'm 6'2" muscular guy) but I can't dance for SHIT so like a minute in girls would leave lmao
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« on: September 11, 2016, 07:07:22 AM »
Clubs are shit
Overcrowded and hot. Lots of sweaty ugly thirsty dudes and attention hungry women
Wanted to fight at least 15 guys. They all bump into you and push you if you even stand CLOSE to a hot girl they're trying to dance with. Not PLUR AT ALL
Also I need to learn how to dance like black people, how to yike and grind like them etc.
Overall I progressively feel worse and worse every time I go out
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« on: September 10, 2016, 02:40:51 PM »
I never said that, you did. You just said "I don't know what I can say to get you to stop believing I hate myself", implying you want me to not think you hate yourself when all I told you was to shut the fuck up and stop whining on the forum.
I don't care about why you're depressed or whatever whiny bullshit you want to talk about. Shut the fuck up. Literally all your posts are "oh man life sucks everything is depressing" when the thread or even general conversation in the thread isn't about that. You're like a more whiny stupid version of Verbatim. Get a grip.
Spoiler Shit I haven't seen someone's perception of me so askew in a long time. I miss that nig kitler, least he had a better idea of who I was so his shit talk was actually entertaining.
tbh though I don't really care about your sensitivity to my ragging on myself. It's just a joke. If it bothers you then. . . well tough luck I suppose. . get over it?
All I was really saying is that, as you seem to think I hate myself (which is emphatically false), I just can't be arsed to actually prove to you that I don't. In fact, why am I even bothering with this, what are the chances I'm even going to convince you to give up. . . for all I know you could just want to shit on me regardless.
How's about stopping so this thread isn't clogged with a whack conversation like this that shouldn't have even started in the first place.
What? Who the hell is Kitler? "I don't hate myself but I rag on myself"
Bro, you're an open fucking book. I don't have to guess anything or say anything, you just immediately get defensive about shit nobody mentioned.
Stop whining about everything. That's all I have to say to you.
Kitler was a fella back from the golden days of the flood (2008-2009ishhh)
Whoever he was he must've really made Demonic butthurt for him to keep mention him.
Yeah he was a dick. He lived in my town and knew what school I went to. Always told me we should meet up etc. Being a geeky 11 year old i was actually pretty scared
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« on: September 10, 2016, 02:23:49 PM »
I never said that, you did. You just said "I don't know what I can say to get you to stop believing I hate myself", implying you want me to not think you hate yourself when all I told you was to shut the fuck up and stop whining on the forum.
I don't care about why you're depressed or whatever whiny bullshit you want to talk about. Shut the fuck up. Literally all your posts are "oh man life sucks everything is depressing" when the thread or even general conversation in the thread isn't about that. You're like a more whiny stupid version of Verbatim. Get a grip.
Spoiler Shit I haven't seen someone's perception of me so askew in a long time. I miss that nig kitler, least he had a better idea of who I was so his shit talk was actually entertaining.
tbh though I don't really care about your sensitivity to my ragging on myself. It's just a joke. If it bothers you then. . . well tough luck I suppose. . get over it?
All I was really saying is that, as you seem to think I hate myself (which is emphatically false), I just can't be arsed to actually prove to you that I don't. In fact, why am I even bothering with this, what are the chances I'm even going to convince you to give up. . . for all I know you could just want to shit on me regardless.
How's about stopping so this thread isn't clogged with a whack conversation like this that shouldn't have even started in the first place.
What? Who the hell is Kitler? "I don't hate myself but I rag on myself"
Bro, you're an open fucking book. I don't have to guess anything or say anything, you just immediately get defensive about shit nobody mentioned.
Stop whining about everything. That's all I have to say to you.
Kitler was a fella back from the golden days of the flood (2008-2009ishhh)
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« on: September 10, 2016, 12:39:46 AM »
If it's not a yes just lie to me
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« on: September 09, 2016, 11:03:29 PM »
My legit af team would be
Warrior: Challenger, Desty, or PSU
Healer: Midget
Socializer: Me, Jive Turkey
Brains: Verb, Meta, or Turkey
Fall guy: Deci
This team can take on any challenge and can beat all other teams
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« on: September 09, 2016, 10:59:04 PM »
The teams with me on them are going ALL THE WAY
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« on: September 09, 2016, 10:58:34 PM »
Lol SecondClass I just like arguing with you
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« on: September 09, 2016, 04:59:16 PM »
You abuse women with the way you think of them.
Can you ever just keep your mouth shut?
Just once? Just be passive and not let your seething, volatile hatred of men boil through every miserable post you put on this site? You have to inject it into literally everything you say.
Man that favorite brand of chips thread was just overflowing with misandristic undertones
Don't be an ass, you know I'm not being completely serious when I say "Everything."
Most posts I make don't. The post I made ITT wasn't even anti-men, it was referring to the big argument we had last week (that you weren't a part of) where Jive and chum chum literally said that all women are secretly desperate to be subservient and submissive to men.
Anyone with half a brain could realize that women get wet over Chad and Tyrone, facts only
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« on: September 09, 2016, 04:57:26 PM »
I regularly eat 200g
Goml skinny boi
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« on: September 09, 2016, 01:07:55 PM »
Rocketman serious question: are you are a virgin? I don't mean this in a condescending way at all
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« on: September 09, 2016, 01:05:50 PM »
Crackin skulls
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« on: September 09, 2016, 12:59:54 PM »
Happy birthday!
Any advice you have to give for the younger people out there?
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« on: September 09, 2016, 09:27:38 AM »
I woke up 1 hour before my alarm
Kinda mad I missed that hour of sleep. It won't be the same if I try to sleep now
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« on: September 09, 2016, 09:25:38 AM »
Omg if I lived next to fsu I'd break the 1000s easily
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« on: September 09, 2016, 09:24:05 AM »
You abuse women with the way you think of them.
No that's actually you
Apparently thinking that all women are single-minded and desperate to be talked down to is less demeaning than seeing each one as an individual with different desires and personalities.
Except I'm actually the second one and you're the most sexist towards women on this entire site
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