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Real nigga talk

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The Flood / Re: time to give myself my flu shot
« on: September 18, 2016, 02:59:41 AM »
Remember when Jive used to actually deny using steroids
Thats because I wasn't on

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CAN YOU HEAR ME

WHEN I'M WHISPERING SOFTLY TO YOU

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The Flood / Re: time to give myself my flu shot
« on: September 18, 2016, 01:18:51 AM »
Use a gun and a bullet to transfer the vaccine into your skull
Relax guy
I wish you'd relax for eternity (in a coffin)

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The Flood / Re: time to give myself my flu shot
« on: September 18, 2016, 01:17:31 AM »
Use a gun and a bullet to transfer the vaccine into your skull
Relax guy

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The Flood / Re: time to give myself my flu shot
« on: September 18, 2016, 01:17:11 AM »
Oh shit I'm out of prep pads wtf

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The Flood / time to give myself my flu shot
« on: September 18, 2016, 01:16:09 AM »
Gotta stay healthy

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Now that you have lost yourself, can anything help you now?

Just let your fears go, you might find your way back home

YouTube

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Sometimes I can't stand the way that I'm acting, to be part of the things you do

YouTube


<3

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The Flood / Don't want to break nofap
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:34:52 AM »
I'm 5 days in and extremely horny

Wat do

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The Flood / Re: tfw Motherless actually has a lot of porn involving mothers
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:22:32 AM »
Porn sucks

I need pink warm wet slippery vagina rn

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The Flood / Re: drunk
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:21:52 AM »
I don't understand how people can't type when they drink.  Like, you have too see that you've typed like shit because you have to submit the post
in order to have the vision and mental acuity to legibly post while you're wasted, you would have to sit there and proofread each sentence for five minutes
I can probably do it when near blackout drunk

OP had 4 shots smh
Good for you - not everyone is the same.

And yeah, different people's bodies take different amounts of alcohol to get wasted. Pretty fucking common knowledge.
Don't get sassy with me

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The Flood / Re: drunk
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:20:00 AM »
I don't understand how people can't type when they drink.  Like, you have too see that you've typed like shit because you have to submit the post
in order to have the vision and mental acuity to legibly post while you're wasted, you would have to sit there and proofread each sentence for five minutes
I can probably do it when near blackout drunk

OP had 4 shots smh

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The Flood / Re: drunk
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:12:00 AM »
Tell me something
alllll i see is bllurry text
What'd you drink brah

Last week I hungout with these Mexican dudes and they were pulling out some expensive buchanans narco type shit

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The Flood / Re: drunk
« on: September 18, 2016, 12:08:45 AM »
Tell me something

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The Flood / Re: Only thing on the mind of a shark is eat
« on: September 17, 2016, 05:16:58 PM »
AND YOU DON'T WANNA FUCK WITH A SOLDIER

USE YOUR HEAD OR I'LL TAKE IT OFF YA SHOULDER

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The Flood / Re: Only thing on the mind of a shark is eat
« on: September 17, 2016, 05:04:28 PM »
BUCK TEN IN THE COUPE AND YOUR BITCH LOVE IT

SWITCH LANES FASTER THAN SHE SWITCH SUBJECTS

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The Flood / Only thing on the mind of a shark is eat
« on: September 17, 2016, 05:00:26 PM »
By any means and you're just sardines

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The Flood / This girl is playing games with my mind
« on: September 16, 2016, 02:37:14 AM »
Trapped in her web

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The Flood / Growth mindset people in this thread only !!
« on: September 15, 2016, 05:01:13 PM »
If you're a growth mindset type of person and believe you have limitless potential and can always improve let me know !!!!!!!

If you're fixed mindset type also let me know so I can mute you !!!! facts only

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The Flood / Re: Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 04:19:58 PM »
BEACH

PIZZA

ALCOHOL

G.O.A.T

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The Flood / Re: I might adopt some kid when I'm 25
« on: September 15, 2016, 04:18:22 PM »
I would make a good parent

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The Flood / Re: Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 02:21:26 PM »
one day you'll go bowling, deci, and it will be that much sweeter

I sleep now
is the beach too much for a 2nd date

I don't wanna look like a try hard
depends on how far away it is I guess

just act natural either way, ya know, I'm sure you know

you're at the beach because :) beach
An hour and a half away

Which is what makes it seem a little try hard

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The Flood / Re: Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 01:24:51 PM »
one day you'll go bowling, deci, and it will be that much sweeter

I sleep now
is the beach too much for a 2nd date

I don't wanna look like a try hard

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The Flood / Re: Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 01:20:38 PM »
WHAT ABOUT THE BEACH
THE BEACH

DRINKS X PICNIC

FOOD

WALKING

THEN WE COME HOME TIRED AF SO SHE DOESNT HAVE THE ENERGY TO GO OUT AND BE A HOE THAT NIGHT

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The Flood / Re: Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 01:17:14 PM »
WHAT ABOUT THE BEACH

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The Flood / Re: Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 02:54:51 AM »
Also I should add I'm purposely NOT trying to fuck her this early on. Even though I know I could cause that's what I know how to do best, it feels more special if I make us wait. So no house dates/chill in car dates etc

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The Flood / Need ideas for a second date
« on: September 15, 2016, 02:52:46 AM »
I'm not good at this whole serious dating thing but I dig this girl

We've already done dinner and a movie, that was at night.

No clue what date #2 should be. So far things I've read online are bowling and ice skating(can't ice skate)

Any tips from the studs on sep7agon

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The Flood / I ain't no angel, I still got a few more dances
« on: September 14, 2016, 02:43:57 AM »
With the deviiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllll




I AIN'T AS GOOD AS I'M GONNA GET

BUT I'M BETTER THAN I USED TO BE

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What's scp

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